Disclaimer: Me no own, you no sue.

Yoru: Well, hyperactiveice has requested, and so I shall do. Welcome to "So Much Yaoi, So Little Time, v2: Kingdom Hearts Style"!!

Kuronue: You'd write a het pairing for KH if Ice asked you to, wouldn't you?

Yoru: Um...it would be a sacrifice, but...yes.

Kuronue: Now that's friendship...

Yoru: Anyway, Ice's request is for ZexionxLexaeus. And a fun little situation.

One: Zexion x Lexaeus - Chocolate Chip Surprise

"No, Lexaeus, that's flour. We want sugar."

Lexaeus grunted.

"There's a rather large difference." Zexion placed his hand over his eyes. He had been trying to teach Lexaeus the fine art of cookie-baking all afternoon.

Lexaeus grunted again, putting the flour bag down and reaching for the sugar bag. Zexion watched carefully as Lexaeus measured out the proper amount of sugar...and then attempted to measure out another full cup.

"No, Lex!" Zexion grabbed for the cup, causing them both to lose their balance and hit the floor. Zexion, in a twist of cliche, landed under Lexaeus. He gasped for air.

"Lex...off...off..."

Lexaeus appeared to be staring down at him in awe. Very flattering, but Zexion COULD NOT BREATHE.

"Lex...can't...breathe..."

Lexaeus' eyes widened, and he rolled off. Zexion took in a huge gulp of air, coughing.

"Never...again...are you...on top...of me..."

Was that a flash of hurt in Lexaeus' eyes? Or...amusement?

Once enough oxygen was flowing to Zexion's brain, he realized what he had said.

"I did NOT mean it like that, " he snapped at the smirking Lexaeus, who grunted jovially and turned away. Zexion returned to the mixing bowl.

"You know, for such a big, silent lug, you have a sick mind," he muttered. Lexaeus shrugged. Shaking his head, Zexion finished the rest of the recipe in silence, sliding the cookie tray into the oven and dusting off his hands.

"Now, Lexaeus, we have to let them bake for 15 minutes before we check them." He glanced over at his erstwhile student, and blinked. Lexaeus was playing in the leftover chocolate chips.

"Playing with food? You're like a kid, albeit a big, silent, expressionless, slightly perverted..." He stopped when he realized that Lexaeus had made a heart of out the chips.

Lexaeus grunted, blushing. Zexion felt his cheeks turn a little red as while.

"...and sometimes sort of sweet kid."

Remember, any pairing, any situation! Any and all requests honored, as long as they're yaoi!