Sakura sat up and stretched, sunlight streaming in through the room's only window. It was morning. She saw movement from the bed to her left, and Hinata sat up and yawned.

"Morning..." Hinata said mid-yawn. Sakura nodded at her.

Suddenly, a loud scream came from the boys' room. Sakura sighed. "That sounds like Kiba...again. What's wrong this time?"

"I don't know," Hinata replied, looking down at her body. "I'm still Kiba, so we haven't switched back."

"OH MY GOD! I'M DYING! I'M DYING!" Kiba cried, running into their room. Tenten jerked awake, thrashing about until she got the covers off her head.

"What the hell, Kiba? There's nothing wrong with you! And you woke me up!" Tenten exclaimed. Neji and Naruto ran in behind him, and the five shinobi stared at Kiba, who was now panicking in the center of the room.

"You don't understand!" he shouted. "I'm BLEEDING! For no reason!"

"Bleeding?" Sakura tilted her head to the side, and Hinata blushed and muttered something incomprehensible. "Where are you bleeding? I don't see any blood."

Kiba looked at her with fear in his eyes, slowly pointing a finger downwards.

Sakura blinked at him.

Tenten snickered.

Hinata blushed even darker, lying back down and throwing the covers over her head so nobody could see her face.

Naruto looked around the room, just as confused as Kiba, while Neji stood next to him with a small smile on his face.

"Aww! You're little cousin's all grown up, right Neji?" Tenten exclaimed.

Neji smirked. "Apparently so."

Hinata mumbled something from under the covers.

"I don't understand. What's going on?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah! I'm dying here, and you all sound like this is funny!"

Sakura finally cracked a smile. "It is!"

Kiba glared at her. "How is this funny? I. Am. Bleeding. To. Death!"

Neji rolled his eyes. "You're not going to die, Kiba."

Kiba spun around to look at him. "I'm not? How do you know?"

Sakura giggled and got up, walking across the room to her overnight bag. She pulled something out of it and handed it to Kiba. "Here. Hinata can help you, right, Hinata?" She grinned in the girl's direction.

Hinata sighed, and Kiba stared at the object in his hand. "Is this a diaper?"

Everyone ignored him except Naruto, who walked over and stood next to him, examining the object.

"Kiba, don't you have a sister?" Sakura asked.

Kiba looked at her. "Yeah. And?"

Sakura rolled her eyes and walked over to Hinata's bed, jerking the covers off of a blushing Hinata and staring her in the face. "Your period, your boyfriend, YOUR problem."

Hinata frowned at her. "You're horrible."

"Hey, who loaned him the 'diaper'?" Sakura asked.

"Ha! It IS a diaper!" Naruto cried, missing the sarcasm. "I thought so!"

Hinata sighed again and sat up, walking over to Kiba and grabbing his hand. "C'mon, Kiba, we're going to the bathroom."

Kiba groaned. "Why? I don't have to use the bathroom! And do I have to put this thing on?" He stared at the object in his hand as Hinata dragged him into the bathroom.

The remaining four looked at each other. "Soo..." Naruto started. "What do you guys wanna do?"

Sakura saw Neji and Tenten exchange looks. "No way! Not in front of us!" she cried.

Tenten grinned at her. "What's wrong. You have Naruto!"

"Yeah, but we'll get stuck together!" Sakura said, walking over to stand next to him. "Watch."

"Hey! I'm bleeding!" a voice came from the bathroom.

"Yeah, Kiba, we know you're bleeding!" Sakura cried back, grabbing Naruto's hand.

"No! I'M bleeding!"

Sakura looked at the door. "Yeah. We know. You can stop telling us that now. We really don't wanna know."

"No, you don't get it!" Kiba and Hinata came running out of the bathroom, and Hinata's real body pointed at itself and grinned. "I'M bleeding!"

"Yes, we know. This is getting annoying, Kiba," Sakura said tiredly, pulling her hand away from Naruto's. She looked down suddenly. "Has it been a minute since I touched him?" she asked.

"I don't think so," Tenten replied, raising an eyebrow.

Kiba and Hinata groaned loudly. "Who cares! I'm Hinata!" Hinata's body pointed to herself. "That's Kiba!" She pointed to Kiba's body next to her. "We switched back!"

Neji, Sakura, Naruto, and Tenten blinked at them. Slowly, Sakura looked at them suspiciously. "Are you sure?"

"Hell yeah we're sure!" Kiba exclaimed. He looked at Hinata. "We're back to normal!" Suddenly, he smirked. "Remember what you said yesterday?"

Hinata smiled back. "Yeah."

Kiba grinned at her mischievously and scooped her up in his arms, running out the room.

"Hey! That's my cousin, you dumbass!" Neji called, running out after them.

Naruto, Sakura, and Tenten all stared at each other. "So do you think that means the other two potions have worn off? I thought they were supposed to last for three days..." Sakura said.

Naruto shrugged. "Only one way to find out!" He gave Sakura an evil grin and stuck his tongue out, sticking it against her cheek.

"Naruto, that's disgusting!" Sakura cried, while Tenten laughed at her.

"Relack, the pochion hash probuhbly..." Naruto trailed off as he tried to pull his tongue away and it didn't move.

Sakura's jaw dropped and she growled angrily, "NARUTO!"

Naruto grinned at her, and to her surprise, pulled his tongue away. "Just kidding!"

Sakura glared at him as Tenten stuck her hand out for a high-five and Naruto happily obliged.

When their laughter at Sakura's expense finally died away, Tenten said, "Well, I don't feel any different, but I guess that's expected since I'm already dating Neji anyway."

Sakura nodded in agreement, and then a loud crash came from down the hall, along with, "Neji, don't!"

They all ran to the guy's room and saw Hinata standing in the corner while Neji stared at Kiba, who was now lying on the bed with his wrists and ankles tied together up above him like a calf.

Tenten sighed, "Neji..." She shook her head and Neji looked at her.

"What? I didn't kill him."

Tenten rolled her eyes. "You SHOULD be looking for the marble instead of torturing Kiba. Hinata's old enough to make her own decisions."

"Okay, I have one question," Kiba started. Neji shot him a look. "Ahem...if I may..." Neji gave him a nod and he continued. "Does anyone really give a shit about this marble anymore?"

Everyone looked at each other. "No," came four voices.

"Well..." Tenten started. "Now that I think about it...not really."

Kiba nodded. "Okay then. All in favor of ditching the treasure hunt and making out, raise your hands. Oh, and for the record, my hand's raised, okay?"

Neji glared at him but didn't say anything, looking over at Hinata. His eyes widened.

"Hehe..." Hinata laughed nervously, her hand in the air. "Let's go, Kiba!" She grabbed a half-happy, half-scared Kiba by the rope around his wrists and ankles and carried him out of the room.

"Well, that was weird," Tenten said.

Sakura shrugged and felt Naruto grab her hand.

"Sakura...we're not stuck together any more..." Naruto said, grinning at her suggestively and giving her a kiss on the cheek.

Sakura couldn't help grinning back and rolled her eyes. "C'mon, you baka."

Neji stared as Sakura dragged Naruto out of the room by his hand. He looked around the room nervously, avoiding Tenten's eyes. Her heard her laugh.

"NOW you're shy!" she exclaimed.

"Hn."

Tenten walked towards him until they were face to face. "What happened to me being the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?" she said with a grin.

"Hn."

"Are you going to say anything besides hn?"

"No." He smirked at her.

Tenten smirked back. "So, I noticed you didn't raise your hand when Kiba said to. Does that mean you don't want to make out?"

Neji raised his eyebrows. "I don't listen to Kiba."

Tenten grinned. "I thought so." She leaned in to kiss him, but Neji suddenly stopped her. Tenten frowned. "What's wrong?"

Neji scratched the back of his neck nervously. "Um...now that we're dating...there's something you should know."

Tenten stared at him, horrified. "Oh my God, you have an STD, don't you?"

Neji gaped at her. "Hell no! I told you I was waiting until I was married!" He made a face, and Tenten shrugged an apology. "ANYWAY..." He glared at her, but then it faded and a blush crept onto his cheeks.

Tenten stared. "You're blushing, Neji. This HAS to be bad."

"Okay...well...um...you know how we like to spar a lot, right?"

"Duh."

"Okay...well, you use your weapon scrolls, and I use my Byakugan, right?"

"Yes, right!" Tenten said, aggravated.

Neji gulped and his cheeks went darker.

"Fine. As I was saying, during our fights, I often use my Byakugan. The Byakugan helps me to see things that normal people can't see."

Tenten crossed her arms and her foot started tapping. "Get to the point, Neji."

"Er...okay...but don't get mad, Tenten."

Tenten's eyes narrowed. "Why would I get mad?"

"What I wanted to tell you was..." Neji sighed and took a deep breath. "...the Byakugan sees through clothes."

One hour later

"Well, that's that!" Tsunade cried, grinning at the three jounin. Suddenly, she frowned. "Unfortunately, nobody is going to bring me my sushi now."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"

"The S-Rank mission!" Tsunade said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "S for sushi!"

Even Maito Gai clapped a hand to his forehead.

Tsunade laughed. "Well, it doesn't matter! I won the bet!" She scowled suddenly. "I won the bet. I...won the bet..." Tsunade's eyes widened and she looked out her window to see villagers fleeing in random directions.

"AKATSUKI ATTACK!" someone cried from below.

Tsunade sighed as Kakashi, Kurenai, and Maito Gai ran from the room to help defend the village. "Shit."

Fin