(A/N Hey Peoples. Rachel And I Are Writing This. Ummmm Ok We're Going TO Try To Be Literate. We Kind Of Just Came Up With The Idea. So Here's A New Series For You To Read. The Title's Kind Of Misleading We Just Thought It Would Be Funny.)

-Marie

Bella POV:

It Was Going To Be A Long Weekend. Edward Was Away Hunting With His Family Except For Rosalie, Alice, And Emmett; I Was Stuck With Emmett And Alice. I Was Going To Be Used As A Barbie For Sure. But At Least I Knew What Alice Had Planned I Had No Clue What Emmett Had Planned For Me. The Day When Edward Finally Changes Me Will Be Great. Alice Won't Be Able To Dress Me Up Anymore And Emmett Can't Lift Me Up Over His Shoulder To Get Me To Alice.

"Edward Please Don't Make Me Do This." I Said As Edward Drove Me To His House.

"What Do You Mean?" He Said In That Gentle Voice Of His.

I Could Tell He Was Confused. How Could He Not Know What I Was Talking About? Whenever He Comes Back From A Hunting Trip I Look Like One Of Those Anorexic Girls On America's Next Top Model. His Charcoal Eyes Were Locked On Mine. I Knew He Needed To Go Hunting.

"Edward, You Know Exactly What I'm Talking About."

"Oh The Alice Thing," His Eyes Softened, "You Don't Have To Worry, Love."

"Oh Really." I Rolled My Eyes And Started To Stare At The My Feet.

" I Promise." He Lifted My Chin So I Could See His Eyes. The Car Stopped. He Kissed Me On The Forehead. "Everything Will Be Alright."

He Opened His Door And Was Quickly Opening My Door. He Walked With Me To His House.

"Ok I Have To Leave." He Said Softly.

"Fine But Pick Up Some Makeup Remover On Your Way Back." I Said. He Laughed And The Ground Shook. When He Finished He Said, "Bye. I'll See You Soon." Not Soon Enough I Thought. Edward Walked Back To His Car. He Waved, Got In His Car And Drove Away. I Took A Deep Breath And Knocked On The Door.

"Hey Bella!" Alice Yelled As She Answered The Door.

" Hey Alice." I Said. I Walked In The Open Door. Emmett Was Sitting On The Arm Of The Coach. Rosalie Was Sitting On The Coach Next To Him. Emmett Stood Up When He Saw Me Come In.

"Bella!" He Yelled As He Picked Me Up In A Huge Bear Hug.

"Hi, Bella." Rosalie Said. She Waved Sheepishly From The Coach. I Was Starting To Get Along With Rosalie Better But, Thank God She Wasn't Staying All Weekend. The More Time We Spent Apart The Better.

When Emmett Finally Let Me Go I Gasped For Air. He Hit Me On The Back A Couple Of Times But, He Hit Too Hard And I Fell On The Ground. He Laughed His Booming Laugh That Shook The House.

"Uh, Hey Rose." I Said With A Mouth Full Of Carpet. Emmett Helped Me Stand Up.

"Ok, Where Shall We Start?" Alice Asked.

"What Do You Mean..?" I Asked. I Was Afraid I Already Knew The Answer.

"Your Makeover Silly."

I Sighed. "Ok Bring It On." I Said. Emmett Laughed And Lifted Me Over His Shoulder And Carried Me Up The Stairs To Alice's Bathroom. Rosalie Stood Up To Leave; Waved At Me And Left.

Several Hours Later

"Done." Alice Announced.

"Finally." I Said. I Looked In The Mirror, Yeah, Just Like A Teresa Barbie Doll. "Alice, I'm Starting To Get Hungry."

"Oh Yeah Forgot Sorry." She Apologized, " Edward Left Some Food For You In The Kitchen."

I Walked Down The Stairs To The Kitchen. I Opened The First Cabinet And Pulled Out Some Cereal. I Poured Into A Bowl With Some Milk And Sat Down At The Table. Even Though I Just Sat There While Alice Did My Hair And Makeup I Was Exhausted. I Quickly Finished My Cereal And Cleaned The Bowl. Alice Came Bouncing Down The Stairs.

"Ready For Bed?" She Asked.

"Yeah."

"Aww Well We Can Always Go Shopping Tomorrow."

I Sighed And Walked Upstairs To Edward's Room. Alice Followed Me. I Got Up On The Bed And Curled Into A Ball. Alice Sat Down Next To Me.

"Good Night Alice." I Said As I Closed My Eyes.

"Night Bella."

I Was Almost Asleep When Rosalie Walked In. I Didn't Open My Eyes As She Sat Down Next To Alice.

"Hi Rose." Alice Said.

"Hey Alice."

"What Is It?"

"Ok Hear Me Out We Have Eight Hours Till She Comes To. We Can Get Her Deep Into Mexico. We Can Put Her In A Pikachu Costume. We'll Leave Her With A Stick And A Note That Says Beat Me I Have Candy Inside." (A/N: Yeah It's From George Lopez. XD)

I Was About To Start Laughing Like Crazy. Alice Punched Her Arm.

"I'm Just Joking." Rosalie Said.

I Burst Out Laughing. I Couldn't Hold It Back. They Both Looked At Me And Started Laughing. Emmett Walked In With A Confused Look On His Face.

"What Are You Laughing About?" He Asked.

"Oh Nothing." We All Said. Then It All Happened At Once. Alice's Face Went Blank And She Stared Of Into The Distance. Emmett Rushed Over Almost Knocking The Bed Over. Rosalie Stood Up And Left The Room. Alice Gasped And Looked At Me. Then She Came Back To Reality.

"I Saw It." She Said Slowly

"Alice, What Did You See?" Emmett And I Both Asked.

To Be Continued:

(A/N: Ooooooo Cliff Hanger. Ok Well Click That Review Button. Tell Me If You Liked It Or You Think It Sucked. Anything Can Improve My Semi-Literate Self.)