Author's Note: Yay! :) So many hits! :) :) Uhh, sorry about the delay! Here ya go! ;)

Disclaimer: I don't own the anime OR the manga!! enjoy!

WARNING: This chapter contains randomness, stupidity, and plain weirdness! 0.o

Chapter 5: Class?!

"Aidou! Sign my forehead!"

"KAIN! I worship you!!"

"Kaname-senpai! I eat your garbage!"

Zero was pressed against the wall at the gateway, trying to hide. I'll be torn apart!, he thought fearfully, I think today I'll skip class... But right before he could run away like a coward! Meet ur fangirls! the gatekeeper spotted him.

"WHERE ARE MY BEER CANS?! WHERE ARE MY BEER CANS?! AHHHHHHH!" With that, the old man threw himself at the trembling Zero, who ran out of the way and right into Kain. The two teens got tangled up with each other. All of the fangirls, Yuki, and Aidou let out a surprised and outraged cry. When they finally got on their feet, everyone was DEAD silent. Then suddenly there was a roar as loud as a huricane:

"ZERO IS IN THE NIGHT CLASS!" "I ALWAyS THOUGHT HE WAS HOT!" "YEAH, ME TOO!" "DATE ME!"

Zero raised his eyebrows, surprised but flattered. Just as the Night Class was continueing their procession, a pack of wild fangirls pushed past the beat up Yuki and blocked their path.

"Zero! We have something to tell u!"

"What?"

"Instead of being the night class fanclub, we are now the 'Zero's New Class' fanclub!"

"K, I don't really care..."

"-and we swear on our Kaname dolls that we will remain your loyal servants 4 ever!"

Half an hour later...

"You are all late! I would say I would have expected better from you bloodsuckers, but I don''t." None of the nobles were listening to the hunter, but instead glaring at Zero threateningly. They were all jealous of him for stealing all of their fans... Zero really didn't care and was just about asleep when someone thumped him on his head.

"WHO THE HELL DID THAT?? I SWEAR I-" He shut up when he saw it was a rather pissed looking Toga. Said hunter leaned down and handed him a slip. Zero opened it warily and read it aloud:

"Wah hi Hah vuh nt wu plah noted dah cah Mor ahs? U aree ah u sleh sss idi-ahht!" Toga slapped his hand over his forehead and snatched it away.

"Can't you read?! It says: Why haven't you planted the cameras? You are a useless idiot!" Other than Kaname -who is always sticking his ass in other's business-, no one heard him.

"Oh yeah! Sorry I have a bad memory!"

"Tell mee about it!" Ichiru said, jumping out of a wooden box in the corner. "I TOLD you to meet me here and instead you tell everyone that I ran away!"

"Who's that?" Zero asked Toga. Said teacher just shrugged his shoulders, who EVER remembers the supporting twin character??

"Whatever! CROSS!" The chairman ran into the classroom and stopped in front of Ichiru.

"Yes?"

"I'm going to transfer into Cross Academy so that I can have my reeevenge!!" The chairman handed him an application and a day class uniform and Ichiru went to go change.

"Ahh, they grow up so fast!" With that, the chairman fled back to his office, whistleing the whole way.

One and a half hours later...

"I hope you are all aware that we have a new student today!" Mrs. Dracner was the type of teacher that treated all of her pupils like they were in kindergarten, no complaints there. But, unfortunatly for Zero, she was as strict as a ruler. WTF? I have no clue..

"Sensei! Sensei!" The blond aristocrat waved his hand in the air like it was on fire.

"Yes Ichijo?"

"Kiryuu-kun hasn't taken your beginner exam!"

"OH! Yes, thank you for reminding me... you little suck-up." Ichijo, unaware of what the teacher had muttered, shot her a charming smile and went back to organizing his pencils.

"Here you go sweetheart!" She said, handing a pissed Zero his test. It was VERY easy with questions such as 2+2 and the infamous how do you spell apple?

Twelve seconds later...

"Screw this!!" Zero jumped up and pulled out his bloody rose, shooting the piece of paper into shreds.

"Dear, please put away that water gun! Toys aren't allowed in class!"

Break...

"Hey Zero!" Said retard looked up to find Yuki standing in front of him with her usual wack-job smile. He grunted, but made no other attempt to communicate.

"How's your first day goin?"

"Fine, I guess... Why are you here? I thought you were on patrol?"

"Oh, well Ichiru is covering for me. He's so helpful and handsome too! You can never find a guy with silver hair, amythest eyes, and a pale complexion these days! The only thing missing is a tatoo and earrings. Well, bye!" She ran away.

"That was totally not a hint that she has a crush on me." Zero said, he stood up and walked away leaving a certain brunette excited behind a rock. Kaname walked off to a tatoo parlor, thus skipping the rest of the classes.

Author's Notes: Part 2 is in progress, cut me some slack with this one, I have a fever right now... REVIEW! :)