"Guess what I found out yesterday."

Suigetsu glanced at Karin, noting the mischievous glint in her eye and the promise of trouble in her voice. He debated on whether he should respond or run away, but finally settled on urging her to continue.

"I'm pregnant," she declared bluntly, the grin never leaving her face.

"... And you're not upset about that?"

"No. It'll be more trouble for you than me."

"Oh – Wait, what? How the hell is it my problem?"

The grin widened, and she looked positively demonic. "Because you're the father, dumbass."

It was then that Suigetsu knew that sleeping with Karin had been a huge mistake, no matter how fantastic it had been at the time.

Author's Notes: What's this? Suika?! Yup, that's right. I wrote a Sukia fic. It's about time, too. I claim to love this pairing, yet never do anything to show my support. Tsk Tsk.

Sorry if they seem OOC. I'm not used to writing these two.

Disclaimer: 'Naruto' and all its characters are property of Masashi Kishimoto.