The winner will be announced in this chapter! Or will it?
Game Guy: Hello!! Welcome back to the weakest link! We now have only five people left:
Goombella
Koops
Yoshi Jr
Tippi
Parakarry
Who will win? The suspense is killing me!
Tippi: I wish that was literal.
Suddenly, a yellow Yoshi came in the game stage. He slit his wrists, then slit his throat. A camera guy died instead.
Goombella: Okay...that was really random...
Game Guy: Indeed!! Here we go with the game! Goombella!! Where did French Bread originate from?
Goombella: -expects to get question wrong- Sigh...france?
Game Guy: ...
Goombella: Um, did I get it correct?
Game Guy: ...
Koops: What's wrong with him?
Game Guy: ...
Yoshi Jr: Okay, this is more retarded than the time Peach talked to peaches to see if she can communicate with them because her name was peach...
Parkarry: BANK!!!!!!
Game Guy: ...I just found I'm constipated for eating too much bananas.
Everybody: WTF!?
Unfortunately, Yoshi Jr didn't found it to be funny, so he was sentenced to prison for life.
Koops: WHAT THE HELL!!??!?! You can't just send someone away just because they don't find something funny!
Suddenly a cow came in and took all of Parakarry's clothes away, exposing his "underneath" side.
Everybody: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Parakarry: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! BANK BANK BANK BANK!!!!!!!!
Parakarry ran around in circles in the room because he was easily freaked out, but this was normal and nothing happened.
Tippi: Um, okay then? Let's get on with the game already!!
Goombella: Wait!! Was my answer correct or not? -she said it in a sarcastic/dramatic/romantic/satanic way.-
Goombella: Hey!! I never said my line in a sarcastic bimbo jumbo number bingo night type thing way! I'm sueing the author.
Koops: You can't do that! According to "Laws For Dummiez" in Section 490497595305 paragraph 48505739053503, it states that, fictional characters are not allowed to sue any authors.
Goombella: Wow...whoever spelt the title is a dummy theirself.
Koops: I know, right.
An apple was sitting next to Cheesy McFeazy in the audience but this had nothing to do with the fic.
Tippi: Um, Author!? Stop randomizing this fic so much!!! You're making stuff too random!!!!
A koopa in the audience did a crappy version of the Twilight Zone theme song but didnâ–“t capture the true essence of the music and cried.
Goombella: There it goes again!! Stop doing that!!
Suddenly, a giant eel came out of nowhere and ate Cheesy McFeazy.
Parakarry: Everybody I found my clothes! I am da master!!! -he said, no one thinking what just happened a second ago, was any big deal-
Koops: Congratulations Parakarry!! This is your first sentence without using any caps or using the word BANK!
Everybody applauded.
Suddenly, Goombella, Koops, and Parakarry did a triple summersault, which did nothing.
Game Guy: WTF?
Goombella: That's it! I'm leaving!! This is getting too random! -leaves-
Koops: LOL at Goombella!! Wait...did I just say that?
Game Guy: Parakarry, I heard once that you tried to eat a banana, and failed miserably, is this true?
Parakarry: ...............................................................................pie.................................................................................
Koops: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! LOVSAMONKESUNCLEYAYA!!!! STOP MAKING THE FIC SO RANDOM!!!!
A banana came out of nowhere and danced to the song "1, 2, Step".
Tippi: Um, how can a banana be alive? Unless....OH MY GOD!!!!! IT CAME FROM MARS!!!!
Koops: MARS!!?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Suddenly, a humongous crowd of fan girls ran in the room. Parakarry and Tippi avoided the monsters from Yaoiville by flying in the air (duh)
Koops: NOO!!!!! GET OFF OF MEEEE!!!!! STOP IT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY SWEATER!!!!! NO, MY BOXERS!!!! HELP!!!! MY CELL PHONE!!!! GIVE IT BACK!!! I HAVE GIRLY PICS ON THERE FOR HIDDEN REASONS!! -gets devoured into the crowd-
Tippi: Those fan girls better come from Yaoiville. Or else, they are creatures from an alternate dimension....and I'm not going with the latter.
Parkarry: I'm a material girl living in a material world!!
tippi: Seriously? I would have never guessed!
Game Guy: Simon says... BREATHE!!!!
Everyone except tippi failed terribly/horribly/miserably/cheesy/badly.
Game Guy: Tippi! You are the winner of the weakest link!
Parakarry: WHY SO SERIOUS!?
Tippi: Oh...I am!??!! AWESOME!!!!!!! So, how much money do I get!!!
Game Guy: You get...nothing!!
Tippi: Double U Tee eff!!!
Game Guy: Don't you read? The previous chapters, you guys banked, but others ruined the money for you!!!! You just wasted your time on this gamer show for....595753759 hours!!!
Tippi: ...
The pixel butterfly suddenly got out a bazooka. She shot the huge laser at Game Guy, and he disintegrated.
But the bazooka was unfortunately filled with fan girls, so the whole above line never happened.
Tippi: THAT'S IT!!!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!!! This place is full of evil clowns!!! I'm gonna burn this place down in 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2- -she randomly blows up-
Parakarry: Come on everybody!!! Let's dance!
Suddenly, a disco ball came out of nowhere and there were colorful lights everywhere. The song "Get The Party Started" played on throughout the room and everyone was dancing like there's no tomorrow, except for Britney Spears, cause she ain't got no alibi according to Koops.
THE END
This is the end!! Hopefully you readers enjoyed my fic!! I'll be making a Sonic Weakest Link next!