Hello and welcome to the weakest link paper mario style! As you probably know, this one stars all the paper mario partners and a couple other people too! So...have fun and don't laugh too hard!
Chapter 1 - Starting The Game
Lakitu: Hello and welcome to the Weakest Link! Uh...yeah...so...let's meet the characters! We have:
Goombella
Koops
Flurrie
Yoshi
Vivian
bobbery
Ms. Mowz
Goombario
Kooper
Bombette
Parakarry
Bow
Watt
Sushi
Lakilester
Tippi
Kammy Koopa
Hooktail
Tiny Kong
Shy Guy
Yoshi: What the hell!? What's Hooktail and Kammy Koopa doing here? They're bosses! And Tiny Kong...OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE DIXIE's SISTER!!
Kammy: Shut up you impervious worm! I can be on here whenever and wherever I want!
Hooktail: Yeah! So be quiet or else I'll make you smeel my feet!
Goombella: I don;'t even want to know what your feet smells like...
Hooktail: WHAT DID YOU SAY, TOMBOY!!
Goombella: I'm not a tomboy you stupid dragon!
Lakitu: EVERYONE SHUT UP!! Let's just start the game and calm the hell down! Ahem...Goombella! What color is Tiny Kong's hair?
Goombella: That's easy, it's yellow!
Lakitu: WRONG!! It's blonde!
goombella: How is that wrong? If Blonde was the answer, then the question would've been "What type is Tiny's hair?"
Lakitu: No one cares about your stupid opinion!
Goombella: -cries- TT
Lakitu: Koops, how many bomb's could a bob-omb bomb if that bomb could bomb a bob-omb?
Koops: That doesn't make any sense!
Lakitu: Wrong! It was 26!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: You have no money to bank and it's not your turn yet! Flurrie, how many-
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: SHUT UP!! -turns back to Flurrie- Flurrie, how many apples are there usually in a tree?
Flurrie: 12!
Lakitu: WRONG!! I didn't say "apple tree" so that means there is none!!
flurrie: Bank!
Lakitu: You can't bank because it's not your turn! not that you had money TO bank in the first place... ahem...yoshi, what's the name of Koops's girlfriend?
Yoshi: Kooskoos!
Lakitu: Wrong! It's Koopie Koo!
Yoshi: But, it had to be koos koos! I mean she even looks like a koos koos too!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: STOP SAYING THAT!! -turns to Vivian- If a coconut was friends with a lobster, would that be considered racism?
Vivian: ...no?
Lakitu: Correct! See? You all could learn from our talented Vivian here! -looks at Goombella, Koops, flurrie, and Yoshi-.
Goombella: Whatever... -rolls eyes-
bobbery: Bank?
Lakitu: Yes! If Koops and Goombella fused together, what would you get?
Bobbery: A pink koopa with no arms and yellow hair.
Lakitu: Correct!
Ms. Mowz: bank...
Lakitu: There we go! What is the different between mushrooms and mushrooms?
Ms. Mowz: That makes no sense!
Lakitu: Wrong! The answer was "More information was needed."
Ms. Mowz: wow...SUCH a predictable answer. -rolls eyes-
Lakitu: Well, you'll learn to deal with it.
Goombario: Bank1
Lakitu: You have no money to bank...
Goombario: Really? I thought I did!
Lakitu: No! why does Mario liked Red so much?
Goombario: Who's red?
Lakitu: Wrong! He likes it because he sees "red" all the time so he decided to blend in with it!
Goombario: No, I'm serious, who's red?
Goombella: He meant the color, retard!
Goombario: Shut up before I headbonk you!
Goombella: I'd like to see you try!
Lakitu: both of you shut up or I will automatically disqualify both of y-
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: SHUT UP!!
Kammy: This is entertaining.
Lakitu: Now everyone be quiet! Or else no one will win the money! Anways, Kooper, wh-
Kooper: Bank!
Lakitu: You have no money TO bank. -rolls eyes- Why do people in the Mushroom Kingdom keep their clothes so clean all the time?
Kooper: They use Clorox 2!
Lakitu: Correct! I guess some of you are not total lost causes!
Bombette: Bank!
Lakitu: See, why can't guys be as smart as the original paper mario crew?
Koops: Well, the questions you gave them were easy! You gave us the hard ones!
Lakitu: No I didn't! Besides, Vivian got a question right! So did bobbery!
Yoshi: -sticks out tongue-
Lakitu: Fine! If it makes you happier I'll make the Questions a bit easier...
Everyone: YAY!!
Lakitu: Yeah, wahoo, party. Ahem... Bombette, You only have a match when you enter a dark and cold room. You come across an oil lamp, an oil heater, and a candle. Which do you light first?
Bombette: The oil lamp!
Lakitu: Wrong! you light the match first to light th oil lamp!
Bombette: That's not fair though!
Lakitu: Well, everything is not ALWAYS fair! Parakarry, what-
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: There's no money to bank you retard! Parakarry, which game did Mario first appear in?
Parakarry: Super Mario Bros
Lakitu: Wrong it was Donkey Kong!
Ms. Mowz: Donkey Kong had a game?
Goombella: DONKEY KONG RAPED MARIO!!
Lakitu: No! Mario first made his appearance in the game called "Donkey Kong".
flurrie: So Mario appeared in donkey Kong?
Bombette: Huh?
Lakitu: NEVERMIND!! Bow, what cameo appearance did you star in?
Bow: Super Mario 64!
Lakitu: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CAMEO APPEARANCE YOU MADE!? OH FOR THE LOVE OF..
Bow: No, it really was Super Mario 64! I was one of the boos in the courtyard by the L Is Real statue!
Tippi: L Is real? i'm guessing L referts to Luigi...?
Lakitu: Everyone...just shut it and lets get back to the game. I'm still counting your answer wrong Bow as I don't ever remember seeing a female Boo.
Bow: NO FAIR!!
Lakitu: Watt, how many ones are in a one?
Watt: Me?
Lakitu: Wrong! The correct was "one"
Watt: Hey! I said "Me?" because I was confused who you were talking to! I should at least get to re-try another question!
Lakitu: Sorry, but no extra chances are given!
Watt got super mad so she charged up some electricity and threw a lightning bolt right at Lakitu!
Lakitu: OWWW!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
Watt: Well, I just did!
Lakitu: you're gonna pay for that...oh yes you will...Uhh, sushi!
Sushi: AAH!! -jumps 5 feet in the air-
Lakitu: hahahaha! That was funny! And for making me laugh, so you get free points and no question that will go directly to the bank so YOU DON'T HAVE TO BANK THEM!!
sushi: Um...ok!
Lakitu: Lakilester!
Lakilester: Ahh! -pretends to be scared and jump up with 5 height-
Lakitu: Yeah, nice try.
Lakilester: Oh, darn it!
Lakitu: What is the last planet from the Sun?
Lakilester: Neptune!
Lakitu: Wrong! It's Pluto!
Lakilester: But...Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore!
Lakitu: Well until it's destroyed by fuzzies who originated from South africa that has superpowers, then it will always be the last planet from the Sun! Tippi! How many moons does Saturn have?
tippi: Can I use a life line?
Parakarry: WE HAVE LIFELINES!?
Bombette: Oh my gosh, that's liek, so cool!
Lakitu: NO WE DON"T HAVE LIFE LINES AND YOUR ANSWER IS INCORRECT!! Kammy, how many-
Kammy: 13.
Lakitu: Uhh...correct...
Audience: GASP!!
Kooper: Hey! She cheated! She can't do that!
Lakitu: hmm...you're right! Sorry, Kammy that wand has got to go!
Kammy: NO WAIT!!
Lakitu got out a bazooka and shoot Kammy's wand which blew to dust.
Kammy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Vivian: Wow, she sure has a long scream...
Lakitu: Yes, well...
Hooktail: Bank
Lakitu: Very good! you get an easy question now!
Bombette: Wait a minute! I said bank to a correct answer and you didn't give me an easy question!
Parakarry: BANK!!
Lakitu: Parakarry, shut up and bombette, if you knew the answer, or atleast been asked of it before,it would be easy for you! Get it?
Bombette: Oh! I see...
Lakitu: Hooktail, what does yield mean?
Hooktail: It means Stop! Hey, that reminds me! stop right now! Thank you very much, we need somebody with a human touch! (And continues on singing "Stop")
Sushi: AHHHHH!! THE SONG!! IT BURNS!! -falls over-
Lakitu: Ok, please stop singing! Thank you! Tiny Kong...
Tiny Kong: Is it bank?
Lakitu: Yes it is! How many letters are in the alphabet?
Tiny Kong: 26. That was easy.
Lakitu: Correct! It sure was! Shy Guy, you're next.
Shy Guy: !!
Lakitu: Um..okay...if you mix pink and yellow, then what color do you get?
Shy Guy: ??
Lakitu: Incorrect! The answer was Orange-red! I think...anyways! This ends Round One! So, that means you must now vote off someone who you think is the Weakest Link!
1 minute later:
Lakitu: Time is up!! Let's see who you all voted for...
goombella: Hooktail! He's a jerk!
Koops: Lakitu
Flurrie: Lakitu
yoshi: Lakitu
Lakitu: ...Those 3 votes don't count! -The voting count still continued-
Vivian: N/A
Bobbery: Can someone give me some water?
Ms. Mowz: Kammy Koopa, I hate her!
Goombario: Goombella! She called me a retard!
Kooper: Everybody
Bombette: No one
Parakarry: BANK!!
Bow: Flurrie
Watt: Lakitu
Lakitu: What...that doesn't count either!
Sushi: The person with purple all over!
Lakilester: Pluto for being a sneaky hag.
Tippi: Kammy! She's a witch. Enough said...
Kammy: Yoshi, that little brat.
Hooktail: That tomboy with the explorers hat!
Tiny Kong: Kathy Bates
Shy Guy: !!
Lakitu: Ok! Here are the votes... we have 1 vote for Hooktail, 2 votes for Kammy, 2 for Goombella, 2 for Flurrie, and 1 for Yoshi. Ms.Mowz, why did you pick Kammy?
Ms. Mowz: Because she creeps me out!
Kammy: COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!
Lakitu: Okay... Bow, why did you pick Flurrie?
Bow: Cause I felt like it.
Lakitu: ...Right...well. Since Hooktail was the strongest Link because she said "Bank" to a correct answer AND NOT A OUT OF TURN ONE!! -Looks at Parakarry- And had a correct answer. Watt was the Weakest Link for getting a question, complaining, and hitting with a lightning strike. The little cheese ball... Anyways! Hooktail, you get to choose who will be the Weakest Link! you get to choose, Kammy, Goombella, Flurrie, or Watt!
Hooktail: Flurrie. No reason, just take her out.
Flurrie: WHAT!?
Lakitu: It is decided! flurrie, you are the weakest link goodbye!
Flurrie: But...my beauty...my elegance...how could it all go down like this? Fine, but I will be back for more! I will be back for the performing arts! I will be back for the need of dr-
Everybody: JUST GO ALREADY!!
And she did. (Thank god)
End.
Well, how did you like it? and please, no flames!