This is the story of when the Internet came to china. No romance involved I thought of this when watching south park and I'm board so here it is and here whats happening: Crane is addicted to Internet porn, Mantis On-line shopping, Tigress On-Line dating. Monkey Illegally down loading movies and music, Viper On-line gambling, and Po and Shifu are trying to find out whats going on with there Credit cards

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It was a sunday afternoon when all the F5 (Furious Five) Were all out training in their courtyard and Temple. The sun was bright and hot. And there wasn't much to do on a Sunday except go to church, but they lived in china so they worshiped some other God so anyways back to the story.

"Oh my god its finally here" Po said looking at the package he ordered about a week ago from Dell. It was a fairly large box with the words Dell on it.

"What the hell is that?" Crane said as he received a tail whip from Viper, falling to the ground. Everyone stopped what they were doing and walked over to the stairs.

"Its a computer idiot, What you guys never heard of one before?" Po said in a slightly sarcastic voice. All the other animals shook there heads no.

"You guys never seen a computer?, What you guys live in a temple your whole lif..." Po cut himself off before he finished.

"I'm going to hook the Internet up here" po said looking at the animals who were still wondering what a computer was.

"You need help carrying it fat ass?" Crane said as walked to the other side of the box.

"Sure Stupid" Po said in retaliation. Crane looked up at Po with blood shot eyes.

"Mortal combat!" Crane shouted from the top of his lungs.

"What the hells going on?" Po said extremely confused.

"He challenged you to Mortal combat" Tigress said with her normal bitchy tone.

"The two of you fight till one of you dies" Viper said with her normal high pitched non-bitchy tone.

"I still dont understand" Po said as he looked at Crane.

"Its like yo mama, but with kung fu" Mantis said finally getting a word in this chapter.

Crane when into battle pose and waited for the fat panda to strike. After a few minutes of nothing Crane realized what he just said was stupid and walked back to the computer.

"Are we going to get this or not?" Crane said, sad because he did not get to fight to the death.

A few half hours later of setting up the computer center and Internet and chair. IT was finally ready to go.

"So who wants on? I got to go train" Po said graping his new gym bag.

"I guess I will" Crane said pulling out the chair.

"wait up Po, We shall accompany you" Monkey said, him and the others catching up with Po.

Now at this time Crane is all alone, whats a guy suppose to do with a new computer and Internet. Well you guessed it.

"Wonder what there is to do on this thing" Crane said out loud randomly clicking. He keep randomly clicking till he found a web site called Cranesgonewild his clicked and all of a sudden the world of limitless opportunity arrived at this computer. He shut the door behind him and started to get to work (sex joke you get or you don't).

Outside the door...

Viper came inside to get some water when she heard a thumping noise coming from the room Crane was in. She walked closer and realized it was intensifying.

"Master Crane are you in there?" Viper said with hear ear to the door about ready to open it.

"Wait!" Crane shouted from the room he was in.

"oh good you in there, Um I need you out side to train with theres only five of us" Viper said as she slithered around far a few more minutes.

"I need you come out here now!" Viper said trying to stay calm.

"Just one more minute!!" Crane said biding time

The thumping noise stopped all of a sudden. Viper was wondering what was going on and decided to barge in on Crane. Who manage to click out of the web page right before she slithered in. She walked in to find white stuff all over the walls and junk.

"What the hell happened in here?" Viper said sarcastically.

"It was a ghost a big gooey ghost, I had to fight him of but got covered in his white goo" Crane said exhausted, face flushed and heart pounding.

"Well clean your self up" Viper said walking out the door.

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