Hello dear readers!

I wrote this because I wanted to try a new chapter story. I want this story to have as much drama as it can! The pairings will change a couple times and I have no idea how long it will be (chapterwise), but hopefully long enough.

Pairings so far: SasuNaru(lust), SaiSaku,

WARNINGS: yaoi (male x male love), OOCness

DISCLAIMER: Masashi Kishimoto owns all Naruto-related stuff and I am just borrowing them! I swear!

"Neji, I don't think this is going to work." Shikamaru Nara said, sighing softly. He really didn't know why he was here, because Neji was just trying to pull off one of his drunk-at-four-in-the-afternoon stunts to "liven the atmosphere." Currently, the Hyuga was trying to convince Shikamaru that it was a good idea to take their friend, the ever-stoic Sasuke Uchiha, to a strip club.

Many things were wrong with Neji's plan. One: Sasuke wasn't the type to leave the office before seven. Two: Sasuke didn't find himself low enough to go to a strip club. Three: Sasuke didn't like strippers unless they had two ball sacs and a penis.

"Why not Shikamaru?" Neji asked, bringing Shikamaru out of his thoughts. Shikamaru glanced at the longhaired brunette.

"First off, I think you're a tad bit too smashed. Second, why would Sasuke go to a strip club?" Shikamaru asked. Neji huffed indignantly.

"I am not smashed at all! I have drunk very little compared to some Fridays." Neji retorted. A voice snickered somewhere behind the two. Neji flung around to glare at a black-haired man wearing a black shirt and black pants. He wore a smile on his face.

"Sai." Neji sneered. Shikamaru sighed and wondered what the clouds looked like today.

"Hey boys, I hear you want to get Sasgay to a strip club tonight." The man called Sai said in response.

"That was the plan." Shikamaru commented.

"You mean that is the plan Shikamaru! He will come!" Neji yelled.

"Wait, if Sasgay is gay, why would he go to strip club?" Sai asked offhandedly. Shikamaru looked at Neji, awaiting an answer. Instead of giving up, Neji just let an evil smile grace his features.

"Sasuke will come because headlining tonight at Lance's is the very gorgeous and very male stripper, Naruto Uzumaki." He said as he slammed down a flyer. Sai read it over. Then he whistled approvingly.

"Hell yeah, if I was gay, I'd bang him hard." He said, grinning widely. On the cover of the flyer was a picture of a blonde, blue-eyed man with three whisker marks on each of his cheeks and a grin so bright it could rival the sun. He wore a sexy leather outfit and he was posed with his hands on his hips. He winked up at the three men. The man was obviously hot. Even in the picture, sex appeal was oozing off him.

"How does this prove Sasuke is coming?" Shikamaru asked raising his eyebrows.

"It proves Sasuke's coming because every man with a hint of gayness in his body and penis is drooling over him at the moment." Neji countered. Sai nodded in agreement.

"Hell, I'm straight and married and my cock just twitched." He said, gazing at the blonde.

"Well, I haven't been to a strip club in a long time, so I guess it could work." Shikamaru finally said. Neji danced around in victory.

"Even if Sasgay won't come, we'll drug him." Sai said in a dark, sadistic voice.

"Drug who?" A soft male voice carried from the doorway. All three men twirled around to see the grand Sasuke Uchiha. He was looking rather frazzled with his glaring eyes and ruffled, even more than usual, hair that stood in spikes in the back. Neji laughed and Shikamaru shook his head at the man.

"You making out with someone Sasgay?" Sai asked, giggling himself. Sasuke glared at him harder.

"No Sai, I was not. Now if you would kindly shut the fuck up and answer me so I don't have to kick your ass." Sasuke spat out. Neji whistled lowly. The Uchiha was in a bad mood. Of course Sai didn't realize it, or he did and just wanted to die.

"Damn, he had a penis the size of the Uchiha ego and then shoved it up your ass, didn't he?" The raven asked, causing the other raven to almost shoot lasers from his eyes. Neji waltzed in for the save.

"So Sasuke! How was work?" He asked, sending a glare to Sai to shut up. Sai just snickered and sat down on a chair. Sasuke took a deep breath.

"Work was a bitch as usual, with Ino hanging all over me along with the rest of the women in the office. Thank God Sai seduced Sakura." Sasuke said while rolling his eyes. Sai grinned a self-righteous grin. "Anyway, then Itachi came by and of course found every little flaw in how I run the place. Can you believe he even pointed out that there was a fucking petal missing on one of roses sitting on Ino's desk? Sometimes I just want to fucking stab-"

"You seem like you need to unwind." Shikamaru interrupted, giving stage to Neji, who flew into his idea smoothly.

"Yes, and what better way to unwind than a trip to Lance's?" He smiled. Sasuke just frowned.

"A strip club? Give me three good reasons I should go to that place." He sneered.

"You need to relax!" Neji chirped.

"It's a Friday night and you have nothing better to do." Shikamaru stated.

"Headlining is male stripper, Naruto Uzumaki." Sai pointed out, throwing the flyer at Sasuke's face. Sasuke caught it and ran his eyes over the blonde on the cover. He froze and stared at him for a long time. Neji took this as a good sign and yelped in victory. This unfroze Sasuke and he threw the flyer across the room and glared at his friends.

"Neji, you're smashed. Shikamaru, I thought you were better than this. Sai, you have a wife! No matter how much I hate her, I can't let you go to a strip club. Isn't that adultery?" Sasuke asked, raising a brow.

"I am not smashed!" Neji whined.

"I want to go too, you know." Shikamaru said sounding bored.

"Who said I was going to get a stripper? I'm the designated driver, since all of you are getting your fill tonight!" In more ways then one, eh Uchiha? Sai smirked. He knew that Sasuke knew of Naruto Uzumaki. He knew they went to high school together and both had a strange attraction to each other if you looked past the insults and punches. Sai also remembered a particular party that he had held back then when the two boys got smashed and made out during a R-rated game of spin-the-bottle. "Sakura knows," he added at the Uchiha's look, "and she approved because she thinks you need to get laid too." The other two snickered at the look on Sasuke's face. It was mixture of denial, shock, and frustration.

"I do not need to get laid." Sasuke hissed dangerously.

"Oh, because Orochimaru has been boning you between shifts, eh?" Sai countered with a smile. Sasuke's eyes narrowed and he restrained himself from kicking Sai's ass.

"No, I don't believe he has." Sasuke said, feigning calm.

"Then come on Sasuke. What are you going to do? Go home and plan out ways to kill your brother like you've been doing for the past ten years?" Shikamaru asked, finally getting fed up with this argument. "Yes, that is a bad thing. It makes you lame. When was the last time you got anything Sasuke?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. Sasuke opened his mouth then shut it, averting his gaze to the floor. "My point exactly. So get your ass in Sai's car so we can leave. Neji's horny."

"I am not!" Neji yelled. Sai snickered and rushed to his car, the rest of the three following behind him.

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They pulled up to Lance's and parked the car. They stepped out and heads turned. They had stopped at Sasuke's to change out of their work clothes and into their clubbing clothes. They looked god damn sexy. Neji wore a white wrap-around top and tight brown pants with his long brown hair tied at the end. Shikamaru wore a fishnet top covered by a green vest with black slacks and a brown belt. He held a cigarette between his lips. Sai wore a black mid-drift shirt and black shorts. Sasuke looked by far the best. He wore a tight black shirt, tight black denim jeans, a studded black belt, light eyeliner, and his lip ring. He always wondered why he got it. Oh right, those three idiots over there cornered him, just as they did tonight. Damn it.

As they walked up to the club's entrance, many people raked their gazes over the four hot men. Girls batted their eyelashes at them and men threw glares and sometimes, flirty glances. They approached the bouncer and he stopped them.

"And you are?" He asked, peeking over his black shades.

"Neji Hyuga."

"Shikamaru Nara."

"Sai Root."

"And you?" The bouncer asked, glaring at Sasuke. Sasuke glared back and stood proudly, as if the bouncer should know whom he was.

"Uh, that's Sasuke Uchiha, sir." A fellow bouncer told him and the man stood back immediately.

"Sorry sir, I didn't recognize you. Must be the lip ring." He apologized and Sasuke nodded. They walked inside and got blasted with pounding bass. The lights were dimmed and the room smelt of smoke and alcohol. People milled about, chatting loudly over the music or dancing on the dance floor. The main stage was darkened but a few dancers were stripping on the sides of the club.

"The show starts in ten minutes." Shikamaru informed them. He then went off into the crowd, heading for a certain blonde that had caught his interest right away. Neji nodded and waltzed off to dance. Sasuke stood standing in the middle of the room, face darkened with a scowl. Suddenly, a voice was in his ear, making him jump.

"I know you'll like him Sasgay. Want to know why? Because you've always wanted him. Always wanted that gorgeous tan ass that you could sink your dick into. Always wanted those lips that you could kiss and that sun kissed neck and chest you could bite." Sai whispered. Sasuke groaned lowly at the images produced in his mind. Sai backed off then and ran off, shouting, "Have a good time Sasgay!"

Sasuke scowled even more and stalked off to the bar, sitting down at a stool right at the beginning of the stage. He ordered a glass of vodka and orange soda. He took many sips from it, and soon found it empty. He turned to order another glass and suddenly the spotlights started spinning towards the center stage and people started cheering loudly. Sasuke was handed his drink and he turned around to see at least ten women in white thongs and bras. On each of their backs were white angel wings and they all had halos on their heads. Heavenly choirs sang in the background as white mist came from the stage and the floor opened. On a "cloud" rose a man with blonde hair, angle wings covering his body, a halo and those whisker marks on each cheek. He was lying down. The "cloud" rose to its full height and the heavenly choir was still shrilly singing quite beautifully. The women looked back at the man and then winked at the crowd. The man moved so he was sitting up and had his legs hanging over the side of the "cloud." His head was bent and the mist still spilled out over the crowd. The music reached its full power and suddenly stopped. The blonde looked up; an evil smirk present and reaching his eyes. Sasuke's heart stopped beating. The silence was deafening. Then, the angel laughed.

"I don't think so." He said hotly. The music switched to heavy, sexy bass and the girls tore off their wings and white clothing to reveal black lace thongs and tops and poles rose from the stage. Naruto's wings fell off and his attire was revealed as well. Leather shorts, black boots, black wife-beater with "Foxy" printed on it, and a black choker necklace with an attachment for a leash. The mist turned black and the "cloud" turned into a rather nice metal pole with a platform on the top where Naruto sat. He smirked again and slid down the pole slowly, twisting his body around it in a way no one should be able to. Sasuke's jaw was dropped and he actually felt the rush of hormones to his crotch. He shot back the rest of his drink and decided he wanted to dance. After years of forgetting about this blonde, tonight, the memories and wants were coming back strong and he wanted him.

He danced his way out into the crowd, always keeping an eye on that spicy guy. Naruto was now dancing with two girls while the others had gone out into the crowd. Sasuke just continued dancing, getting hot in his black shirt. Naruto had moved onto a pole and was doing that sinful twisting thing again and made Sasuke want to just explode. He needed to get his shirt off. As he hands moved to his shirt, he locked eyes with the purest blue ones he had ever seen. He smirked and swayed his hips and lifted his shirt tauntingly, eyes never leaving his prize.

Naruto just stared and watched as the hot raven-haired man teased him by lifting his shirt slightly. That smirk he was wearing was even more of a turn on. The shirt slowly came off, revealing a nice set of abs and pectoral muscles. The studded belt flashed in the strobe lights. People had stopped to gaze at the drool-worthy performance of the raven. Those onyx eyes were playing with him, challenging him to do better. Naruto huffed. He thought he was the only male stripper in this place. Who did this guy think he was?

Naruto took the challenge and slinked over to the raven before he could disappear into the crowd. The people parted and watched intently as the blonde approached the raven. To Naruto's dismay, he was a few inches shorter than the raven. He dismissed that fact and leaned up to whisper in the male's ear. On the way, his eyes caught the silver lip ring that contrasted against a pink lip. He closed his eyes in euphoria. He loved lip rings.

"I accept." He said simply and backed off, starting to dance. A new song started to play and Naruto nodded his head in agreement to the song. "I know I may be young," Naruto breathed, singing with the song, "but I have feelings too. And I need to do, what I feel like doing. So let me go, and just listen." And with that, he started dancing.

Sasuke just stood stock still after the blonde whispered those words into his ear. Naruto had started dancing and teasing him by lifting his shirt, in a similar manner that Sasuke had done with his. The shirt lifted a bit more and revealed tan abs. Sasuke stared at those abs and licked his lips. Soon, he realized the black shirt had come all the way off and he saw pectorals that just screamed to be bitten and kissed and nipples that he just wanted to play with right now. Damn, how long has it been since I've had these thoughts? Sasuke thought. He was jerked out of his thoughts though when Naruto pressed himself up against his body. His eyes snapped down at the gorgeous man and those blue eyes just smirked back. He felt a grinding sensation in his groin. He groaned and got what he was supposed to do. He ground back and thus started a delightful dance involving two sweaty sexy men grinding on each other.

It seemed Naruto loved to use Sasuke as a pole, because he was twisting around the raven a lot. Sasuke watched those muscles whenever they moved. Sasuke just continued to grind the blonde. He bent down to nibble at the neck exposed to him at the moment and Naruto gasped in pleasure. The blonde sank down to the floor and came back up, hands sliding against Sasuke's chest. He then backed off a few inches.

"I'm a slave for you…" Naruto whispered and Sasuke smirked back. He grabbed the loop on that black choker chain and dragged the stripper to his body again. He ground down and Naruto's hands entangled themselves in his hair.

Bystanders would agree that the two men were basically having sex with clothes on that night on the dance floor.

Sai watched as the two danced intimately and smirked. It was like porn. He was going to have to go soon to get home to Sakura. He had this brilliant idea that they should go clubbing soon. He wanted sex standing up like that.

"It's getting late, huh?" Shikamaru said from behind him. Sai nodded and Neji showed up too, looking dazed and his clothes were wrinkled. "Let's go home. Get Sasuke." Shikamaru said and Sai laughed.

"Oh, he's not going home with us, I don't think." He laughed and pointed to the dancing pair. Neji followed his finger and his mouth dropped.

"Holy shit, is that Sasuke?" Neji yelled and Sai nodded.

"He's with that stripper, Naruto. You picked a nice place Neji." Sai commented. Neji nodded and Shikamaru laughed.

"Let's go." He said and the others followed, leaving behind the club and all the people staring at the two dancing.

It seemed like the two started an out-of-control wildfire. People were dancing hotly and trying to follow the two. No one could pull it off though because they did not have Naruto's stripper experiences nor did they have the ability to do everything well like Sasuke.

The two were still grinding on each other and panting heavily. They glistened with their efforts to dance. The song was closing though, and they knew they had to stop.

"Do you like that?" Naruto asked, singing a long with the end of the song. They parted and watched each others chests heave. "I thought I was the only male stripper in the house tonight." Naruto commented after regaining his breath. Sasuke looked at him with a shocked expression.

"I am definitely not a stripper." He said back. Naruto's eyes widened as he said this.

"You're not?"

"Last time I checked." Sasuke reassured him. He watched Naruto stalk forwards, an evil smirk on and felt the blonde press himself flush against him.

"You stripped your shirt so well that I thought you were." Naruto said so softly that Sasuke had to lean in to hear him. He felt hot breath against his ear and shivered. "I wonder how well you can strip those pants." The blonde whispered seductively. Sasuke smirked and tilted his head so his lips were barely a hairsbreadth away from the blonde's own lips.

"Why don't we find out?"

Wow, Neji waltzes a lot in this chapter. -laughs- Neji...waltzing...but I guess that's what the OOC-warning is for, eh?

The next chapter will be coming soon! A hot SasuNaru lemon possibly? (Most likely...I'd be cruel if not.)

Until next time everyone! Review if you can/want/have the time/enjoyed it/hated it/want to make suggestions or correct me.