"I'm bored."

That was the first thing that came out of Jasper's mouth when he saw his brothers, Edward and Emmett. Carlisle and Esme had gone on a honeymoon. Again. Their girls, Bella, Alice, and Rosalie had taken a weekend trip to Olympia. Bella was none too pleased about going. She would rather stay in Forks with Edward. She had none such luck.

So, the boys were stuck at home, nothing to do.

"I'm more bored." said Edward, lying down on the kitchen table.

"Am not."

"Am too."

"Am not."

"Am too."

"Am no-"

"Shut it." Emmett interrupted dully, leaning against the refrigerator. .

"I'm so bored, I could eat a frying pan." Jasper smirked, sitting cross legged in the sink.

"Oh yeah? Well I'm so bored I could play Sudoku." Edward retorted.

Jasper scowled. "Hey! I actually like that game! Don't go dissing it."

"It's a nerd game."

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

Amidst the bickering, Emmett had grabbed his laptop from upstairs and booted it up. He was clicking away, doing something exciting, it seemed. Edward noticed first.

"What're you doing?"

"MySpace." Was Emmett's reply.

"Hey! You have 12,869 friends!" Jasper exclaimed. "But I bet I could get more. Your picture isn't that good."

That was to Jasper's standards. in fact, if any human looked at the badly taken polaroid of Emmett, they would think they would think they had died and went to heaven.

"New bet! Are you in Edward?" Emmett inquired the bronze haired boy.

Edward paused. "Sure."

"Okay then." Emmett said. "We better set up some accounts for you guys. Jasper first."

He entered in Jasper's registered information. "And heres a good picture ofyou Jazz." Emmett pointed at the screen.

It was back in the September when Jasper and the Cullens first moved to Forks. They had gone on a nature hike. The picture was of Jasper under a brilliantly starry sky. His hair was messy and a streak of dirt across the bridge of his nose, but cute looking nevertheless. He looked like a gift from the angels.

"Okay. That one's good."

Emmettt clicked save. "Now for your background. How about this one?" It was navy blue with white print saying 'Jazz'.

"I like it."

"Alight, now Jasper has a profile. now Edwards."

Emmett went through the same procedure, but Edwards picture was one where Edward was playing on the piano. He, too, looked gorgeous. He had a plain dark green background.

Jasper and Edward ran upstairs and grabbed their laptops. Before Emmett knew it, the room was filled with shouting, some questions, some gleeful statemnts.

"I HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU!" Edward yelled.

"HOW DO YOU ARRANGE TOP FRIENDS?" asked Jasper.

"WHY IS THIS SAYING I NEED TO SOLVE A CAPTCHA?"

"HA! EDWARD! I HAVE THREE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU!"

"WHY IS'NT THIS LOADING?"

"WHO THE HECK IS THIS? IS THAT A DOG?"

"YAY! I HAVE 14,962 FRIENDS!"

"WELL, EDWARD, I HAVE 14,963! SO HAHA!"

"OHH BRING IT ON!"

"DON'T YOU WORRY BROTHER JASPER! I WILL!"

Here marks the beginning of a severe tragedy.