Don't say we didn't warn you.
Howl's Moving Stargate
One dark and stormy night, Howl was brooding in his castle as it clanked noisily across the wastes. "Calcifer, where are you," he muttered, deep anguish in his soul. Calcifer had disappeared months before leaving the lonely wizard lonely and without a friend. How could his one and only friend abandon him like this? He'd shared everything with Calcifer, even his heart (Literally!). It just didn't make sense for him to leave without even saying goodbye. He was bummed out.
"Why..." he murmured, tears spilling from his azure eyes. "Were you tired of me, Calcifer? Tired of my wandering ways, tired of my demands and my tantrums? I don't blame you, my friend. I'm sorry." He shook his head. "I only wish you were here to hear that." Lightning flashed outside, illuminating the depths of his retched, lonely soul.
A thought suddenly struck him. What if Calcifer hadn't wanted to leave? What if he'd been kidnapped? What if he was injured somewhere, waiting for Howl to rescue him? Howl raged with anger at the thought. Who would dare to hurt Calcifer, knowing the power of the Wizard Howl? I will destroy them! At that moment, Howl made up his mind. He would find Calcifer, and destroy whoever had taken him.
He closed his eyes and thought of the most powerful spell he knew. It took him a long time, because he knew so many big and powerful ones. A dusty spellbook with arcane runes engraved into its red leather cover held the answer. The Ephemeral Rend. Ancient, dark magic, the kind of magic they warned you about in the Thirty Things You Should Probably Not Do If You Want To Live books. However, it was simple enough. Any magic was worth getting his best pal back. A touch of Pinx, a dash of pyrocrystalline salts, and of course, a bare bodkin. He raised his arms and began to chant. "Federate purgatory gelatinates, metallurgy unbeknownst clew!" Again and again he chanted it, growing louder and louder until big clouds of colored magic flowed across his skin and swirled around his flowing blonde hair. (OMG! I can't believe you seriosly like the black! Blonde 4EVER!! You have GOT to be kidding me. Black is SOOOO much better. Totally. Whatev! Blonde is the best color EVR!!) "Gaily candid amphitheater!" he shouted to the sky. The wind roared against the castle walls. Darkness, every color and in the same instant no color at all filled the air around him, and lightning cracked in the sky. Three bolts, one gold, one rainbow, and one black as the starry sky, struck his castle.
All was silent.
The castle was gone.
blonde!black!blonde!black!blonde!
"Lyke, Oh Em Gee, Krystale! Your mansion is lyke, so totally awesome!" squealed Fantasia as she bounced three stories on one of Kystale's fifteen trampolines.
" I know, right?" Krystal watched from her ultimate princess chair, which was covered in gold and diamonds and awesomeness.
"Yeah! You lyke, have a swimming pool in a swimming pool! How can you get cooler than that?"
"I know! It's a good thing we totally saved that world that one time but nobody
knew but we got this totally awesome treasure in a badly misspelled five hundred page epic that will be crucial to understanding our personalities or anything that happens in this story past this point!"(REED OUR STORIE OK PLZ?)
Fantasia did a triple backflip off the trampoline and landed in a dramatic whoosh. "I'm sooo gonna miss Inuyasha."
"Yeah, me too."
KABOOOOOM!
Suddenly the wall exploded and Howl's castle was there! Krystale and Fantasia stared in amazement as the raven-haired wizard leapt from it's craggy heights. "Where's Calcifer, you villians?!" he demanded, brushing his hair from his face. Fantasia immediately sensed a deep bond of destiny that she shared with him.
"Who's Calcifer?" asked Krystale, who shared no such mysterious bond.
"You should know, kidnapper!"
It deeply pained Fantasia to see him so distressed.
"We didn't kidnap anybody!" said Krystale. "Who are you?"
"I am the great and tearable wizard Howl! Now return my fire demon!"
"Fire demon?"
"Yes, Calcifer! The fire demon that you totally kidnapped!" He shot at them with awesome lightning spells, so they turned into wolves and ran away. Fantasia was a purple wolf with one blue eye and one white and white flames on her paws and she could control fire and Krystale was a dark blue wolf with silver stars on her paws and a crescent moon on her head, and she had a diamond necklace that gave her super magic powers. (if u havnt red our storie, u prolly wont understand, K?)
"OMG you just turned into wolves!" shouted Howl.
"Yeah..." Krystale looked at him suspiciously. "So? Lots of people can do it."
"Of course, only people with super special awesome destinies. Which I'm totally sure is more than just us."
"I totally don't believe you." Howl glared suspiciously. Fantasia noticed that he had very pretty blue eyes. And the best blonde hair ever. "Now tell me where you've hidden Calcifer, or I'll cast a spell on you and turn you into a newt!"
"A newt?"
He shrugged. "You'll get better. But it will be very unpleasant for the time being, let me assure you!"
"But you can't do that!" Fantasia stared to cry, the tears welling up and trickling down her cheeks. "We're heroes like you!"
Howl started to feel bad, because making people cry was a bad thing to do, and Calcifer wouldn't have liked Howl to do it to these nice girls. "Do you want to help me find Calcifer? Because having two really cool girls who can turn into wolves would totally help."
"WE SO TOTALLY WILL!" They both shouted.
And then Howl started to tell Fantastia all about Calcifer and how Howl was so lonely without him. And then Krystale's Razor cellphone rang and she saw who was calling. "OMG! It's my Aunt Sam who works for that secret military thing in the big mountain!"
She picked it up. "Hi Aunt Sam!"
"Hi Krystale!" Sam said happily. "Hey, I just got this memo from General Ha—I mean, the guy I work for. And he says that because it's bring-your-relative to work day tomorrow, I can bring you. And because you and Fantasia already have the president's permisssion to know stuff because of that time you saved the world, I can bring both of you!"
"COOL!" Krystale shouted. "Can we bring our new friend Howl? He's really cool. He's seen our wolf forms and everything!"
"Well…" Sam said uncertainly. "I guess it's OK, as long as you two trust him! Just make him promise not to tell about anything he sees while he's here, OK? And you and Fantasia too! I know you'd never give away our secrets or anything, but the military makes you promise before they let you in."
Krytale nodded wisely. The President had told her and Fantasia that, one time. "Sure, Aunt Sam. Hey! How are we going to get there? You live across town and we can't drive!"
"That's alright," Sam said. "If it's ok with you, my friend Daniel is going to pick you guys up. He just lives a few blocks away."
"Daniel Jackson, the famous archaeologist?? AWESOME!" Krystale was really excited; archaeology was her favorite class in school.
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The door rang. Daniel was there! Krystale ran and opened the door, because Fantasia was still talking to Howl and Howl was crying because he really missed Calcifer.
Daniel was there and he was wearing jeans and a blue shirt that the sleeves were rolled up on, and he was smiling and his hair was perfect.
"Hi!" he said. "You must be Sam's neice Krystale! I read your archaeology paper from school. It was rilly good! Are you going to be an archaologist?" He came inside. "Wow, you guys have a great howse!"
"Thanks! Yeah, OMG I wanna be just LIKE YOU!"
And then the radio turned on and her favorite song was on and it Just Like U by (totally lissen to her! LOVE MILEY!) Miley. "OMG I love this song!"
So what you see
Is only half the story
There's another side of me
I'm the girl you know
But I'm someone else too
If you only knew
It's a crazy life
But I'm alright
I got everything I've always wanted
Living the dream
So yeah, everything I've always wanted
isn't always what it seems
I'm a lucky girl
Whose dreams came true
But underneath it all
I'm just like you
Don't wanna be treated differently
I wanna keep it all inside
Half the time I've got my name in lights
The other half I'm by your side
It's a crazy life
But I'm just fine
I got everything I've always wanted
Living the dream
So yeah, everything I've always wanted
isn't always what it seems
I'm a lucky girl
Whose dreams came true
But underneath it all
I'm just like you
I'm just an ordinary girl
Living in an extra-ordinary world
Trying to live
Trying to learn
Trying to just be who I am
I got everything I've always wanted
Living the dream (the dream)
So yeah, everything I've always wanted (always wanted)
isn't always what it seems
I'm a lucky girl
Whose dreams came true
But underneath it all
I'm just like you
"I love that song!" Daniel said, with tears in his eyes. "That's how I feel sumtimes."
"Me too!" Fantasia said.
"Hi Howl!" he said, seeing Fantasia and Howl on the couch. Howl's hair was black and shiny.
"Who are you?" asked Howl, ignoring the sudden and deep connnection. He sensed that he knew Daniel from somewhere and the pang of the empty place where his heart should be.
"Erm.. Nobudy. Just a frend of Sam's."
"How did you know his name?" wondered Fantasia.
"Sam told me."
"OK!" said Fantasia, blindly accepting this.
"Let's all get in my caar and not ask anymur qwestions, K?" said Daniel nervously.
"Whatever you say, Daniel," said Krystale, her eyes turning into gigantic stars like you always see on anime.
So they all piled in Daniel's ruggedly manly green jeep which was covered in mud because he'd just been offroading cause he totally does that. Howl noticed that there was a flame painted down the side and it reminded him of Calcifer so he almost started crying again, but he didn't because Fantasia held his hand. She was very excited about this.
They started off towards the mountain, and Howl saw a cowboy and Fantasia spent the rest of the trip explaining what a cowboy is.
Authors' Notes:
Krystale: So that's part one! What do you think?
Howl: :glares: I think you're crazy.
Krystale: :hits him with a stick: Ignore him! We're awesome!
Daniel: OMG did you just give howl a concussion?
Krystale: I'll give you a cookie if you don't tell Fantasia...
Daniel: Ooh! Cookie!
Fantasia: OMG what happened to howl?!
Krystal: ; Renagade baseball bat?
Fantasia: NOOOO! I'll get you yet, renagade baseball bat! Just you wait!
Krystale: Part two coming soon, K?
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