The Hostess Club: Mori's Revenge

Mori takes his vengeance out on Yasuchika. Hey, Mori is a man of his word. sequel to Hunny and Mori's First Date, crack

"Thanks, Takashi! I hope we do it again sometime!" Mori gently waved goodbye as he saw the blonde girl bounce off. A smile was fixated on his handsome, broad face, but that smile quickly turned into a grimacing frown once Hunny was out of sight.

That stupid brunette is going to die – die a painful and slow death, you hear me? How dare he steal my precious Mitsukuni's first kiss! How dare he! I was supposed to kiss him first, and Yasuchika wasn't going to do anything. Why'd he even kiss MY Mitsukuni, anyway? Didn't Mitsukuni tell him he was Mitsukuni?

Well, that doesn't matter. "Mitsuko" looked like and acted like Mitsukuni anyway. Their names even sounded the same!

Damn that Yasuchika. Damn him!

Tonight, I strike. I'll grab a few supplies, rush into the Haninozuka estate, and destroy that little kid once and for all!

Mori, items of mass destruction in hand, sneaked into the Haninozuka estate in a cinch. It was a good thing they were cousins, or else the butler wouldn't have let him in at eleven o'clock, nighttime.

…

Okay, well, so maybe he didn't really "sneak" into the Haninozuka estate, but he wanted to make himself sound cool… like Kyouya. I mean, wild? What sort of category is that? It's like he's a mad animal who loves carnage and will secretly eat his treasured bunny.

Like that would ever happen. Sometimes he wished he was the cool type….

Anyway, back on with Mori's revenge: he knocked on the door. It took a few minutes before someone finally got off their lazy ass and decided to open it, letting Mori in. Mori nodded his head as a way of saying "thank you" and slowly walked in, keeping his cool stride. That was, until, he realized that the person who opened the door was none other than Yasuchika.

You, he said in his mind, his very being seething in a violent aura. Yasuchika didn't seem to notice, and he was groggily staring into Mori's soul, yawning. "Geez, it's so late. Whaddya want?"

You, Mori said in his mind again, the vicious aura around him growing bigger and bigger. He walked in front of the small brunette and towered over him greatly. Then, he cracked his knuckles and frowned suddenly. You.

The very next day, Hunny walked into Yasuchika's room and screamed. His little brother was stained with bloody red! The sight was too horrible to look at; Hunny ended up crying his eyes out.

"Chika-kun! You know I hate ketchup!"

Yes, Mori's brilliant plan of revenge was drowning Yasuchika in ketchup. And it worked, for Hunny came rushing back to Mori and cried in his arms.

Vengeance sure is sweet.