Ramirez: Can you believe I actually forgot about this interview?

Carmelita: YES!! YOU ARE SO STUPID!!

Neyla: Wolfie, you left me her with the stinky raccoon and stinky fox.

Sly: Watch it, or you won't be getting any catnip.

Ramirez: Sly, what the heck did I say about racist jokes?

Sly: It's okay as long as there's something funny in it.

Ramirez: (sighs) Never mind. I can see why I forgot. But anyway, time for Ahsoka 1234's shout out to Neyla!

Neyla: I love you for giving me a shout out.

Ramirez: Also thanks for telling me who the spider lady was:

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Contessa: How did you forget my name!?

Sly: Because you suck.

Carmelita: You look like a spider (YUCK).

Contessa: Maybe so, Carmelita, but who was hypnotized by me?

Carmelita: But who chased you all across Prague?

Neyla: But who tricked you both?

Carmelita and Contessa: GET OUT OF THE CONVERSATION!!

Ramirez: (interrupts) Okay time for questions.

WolfWriter101's Questions

To Carmelita: If your not in love with Sly why were so jealous when he hatched the fake plan to marry Jing King?

Carmelita: (sweats) I wasn't jealous. I, uh, acted that way because I knew it was a fake plan.

Sly: Oh really? Last time I checked, you fell for it. The look on your face was priceless.

Carmelita: SHUT UP RINGTAIL!!

Ramirez: When I hear "ringtail", I always thought that was a racist comment.

To Rajan: I thought you were running a carpet store in America?

Rajan: I still am. (remembers something) NO! I FORGOT TO LOCK THE STORE!!

Sly: Moron.

Carmelita: Agreed.

Ramirez: Wow, Carmelita you agree with him on something.

Sly: I told you she'd be all over me.

Carmelita: To be more specific, my fist all over your face.

Sly: Honey, don't be like that.

Carmelita: Stupid raccoon.

Bentley: Inspector Fox is scary.

Murray: You can say that again.

Ramirez: How is she scary? She's about four and a half feet tall! I'm taller than that!

Carmelita: I can still kick you're a-

Ramirez: DO NOT FINISH THAT.

Penelope: Next question.

To Dimitri: Did you know that nobody can understand you when you speak?

Dimitri: Wat da barbecue are ya sayin', lil' cheese? 'Course my hood rats understand wat da big greasy beast says! YO HOMIES! Ya understand wat da gangsta sweetness got to say to ya?

Ramirez: Believe it or not, I actually had to proofread this. I asked a friend, too.

Sly: Really? Who?

Ramirez: Ollie the Bum.

Sly: What?

Ramirez: He raids my trash can at night.

Carmelita: Looks like it's your family, Cooper.

Ramirez: ENOUGH with the RACISM!

Carmelita: Don't make me get the Alaskan fur hunters.

Ramirez: Don't make me have to go on a fox hunt.

Carmelita: What did you say?

Ramirez: You heard me.

Carmelita: (points shock pistol in a sensitive spot) Say it again.

Bentley: I just now realized everyone's completely ignoring Dimitri's question.

Penelope: That's because no one cares. Or really understand him.

Dimitri: Stupid crackerboxes! You greaseballs wanna get heavy? Let's get heavy, suckas!

Bentley: What does "heavy" mean?

Penelope: Who knows?

Sly: Let's get to the next question.

To Murray: So have you ever told Bentley you do not listen to his lectures?

Murray: I really do listen. I just can't understand what he's saying.

To Neyla: I thought you were dead?

Neyla: Well, I'm not. Besides, the games would suck if I wasn't there.

Sly: You weren't in the first or the third.

Neyla: But those sucked.

Sly: Oh yeah? Then how come I won the "Best Character Award" in 2002 for the first one?

Neyla: Because everyone sucked back then.

Ramirez: I didn't suck. I was cool like I am now.

Carmelita: You were never cool.

Ramirez: I was cool enough to get your mom.

Sly: Hey, don't talk about her parents like that.

Carmelita: MY PARENTS WERE HONEST COPS WHO DIED IN THE LINE OF DUTY! DO NOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM!

Ramirez: That's what you get for the racist comments.

Carmelita: (pulls out pistol and sets it on kill mode) WHAT?!

Bentley: Uh, let's move to the next question.

To Penelope: How did you afford that castle and all those guards back in Holland?

Penelope: I'd rather not talk about that.

Neyla: I bet you were a stripper.

Bentley: (thinks about it and smiles)

Penelope: I WAS NOT-

Neyla: Stripper! Stripper! Penelope's a wh-

Ramirez: Neyla, please don't say that. I don't know how old the people are that read this.

Neyla: Okay, I'm sorry. (kisses Ramirez)

Ramirez: Ah, it's okay.

To Sly: Do you ever read the stories on the site?

Sly: Yeah, I do. Some of you people make the best stories.

Scorch's Questions

To Ramirez: I found out on the net that Neyla wasn't really evil, and was being controlled by Clockwerk when she found his eyes, and that she might appear in Sly 4. What do you think about that? (since you're such a fan of hers)

Ramirez: If what you say is true, then HECK YES!!

Sly: Too bad it's coming out on PS3 and all you got is a Xbox 360 and a PS2.

Ramirez: I'll buy one then.

Bentley: How? You don't have a job.

Carmelita: I think you're that Ollie the Bum person.

Ramirez: Bentley, I'll get a job and Carmelita I think you're the offspring of a zombie.

To Carmelita: Are you sure you don't like Sly? Really sure?

Carmelita: I'm sure, REALLY sure.

Sly: Then who do you like?

Carmelita: Brad Pitt.

Ramirez: You're lying.

Carmelita: Prove it.

Ramirez: You like Sly. Sucker Punch said so on their website.

Carmelita: Whatever.

Twilightking"s Questions

To Neyla: Don'tyou feel the least bit sorry that you put Bentley in the wheelchair?

Neyla: Actually that wasn't my fault. That happened on it's own.

Bentley: Sorry to say, she's right.

To Carmelita: If sly wasn't a criminal would you like him?

Carmelita: I'll think about it.

Sly: She means yes.

Carmelita: I mean SHUT UP!!

Ramirez: You yell too much. Is that healthy?

Carmelita: My doctor said it's okay.

Ramirez: That's because you threatened to shoot him in the groin!

Neyla: What's up with Carmelita and groins? I mean that's just awkward.

Ramirez: Because this is supposed to be a K+ story, I'll leave what Neyla said alone.

Jessica's Questions

To Contessa, even if it's not a question: Hi Contessa, I just wanna say you're my second favourite character.

Contessa: Thanks. It's about time I got some recognition around here.

Sly: For what the "weirdest the character ever" award?

Contessa: You'd best be silent. Unless you want an early death.

Sly: Last time I checked, I beat you.

Ramirez: Wait you beat a girl? That's wrong!

Neyla: YOU SONOFA—

Ramirez: Can't say it.

Neyla: GOD DA—

Ramirez: Can't say that either.

To Contessa again: By the way, ever wondered what happened to your guards and belongings in Prague? Ask Sly!

Contessa: What happened to my guards and belongings, Cooper?

Sly: Believe me, you won't be seeing them anytime soon.

Contessa: So you took my bras as well?

Sly: Wait, you wear a bra?

Ramirez: Sly, you're a perv.

Carmelita: Cooper, this is why I don't like you. You could be a potential sex offender/rapist.

Neyla: I believe that.

Carmelita: Be quiet, I hear rumors of what happened between you and the Contessa before she got arrested.

Ramirez: Seriously, That's not even sexually possible. I mean, a spider and a leopard/cheetah/tiger/whatever doesn't even sound possible.

Neyla: You don't even know what species I am? Until you find out, our relationship is OVER!!

Ramirez: WHAT!? Hey readers, help me out PLEASE!!

To all: I'm from Sweden, what do you guys think about Sweden?

Sly: Sweden's cool. It's got some good scenery.

Bentley: I always liked Stockholm.

Murray: I liked their meatballs and their candy fish.

Ramirez: I've never been there, but I plan on it in the future.

Carmelita: It's nice to have people from other countries look at this country.

To Bentley/Penelope: When you got a couple, who asked the other?

Bentley: We pretty much knew we were together after Penelope defeated LeFwee.

Penelope: Correct.

To Neyla: Do you like meditating?

Neyla: Nah, not my kind of thing.

Carmelita: That's because you have no brains to meditate with.

Neyla: Yet I double-crossed you and you looked extremely stupid.

Carmelita: CURSE YOU!!

Dazedandconfused Questions

To Ramirez: I Know this is off topic but I really need help! I've started an account here on FF but I can't figure out how to post stories. Please answer!

Ramirez: It's always good to help another member. First you type it up (obviously, you knew that), then you go to your user page (after you login), go to the "Document" section, then add new document (make sure it's story or else it won't work). Then go to the stories section and then create story. Then when you add a chapter it will be there and then you add it to your story. And that's how you do it!

To Carmelita: What happened to your accent in the second game?

Carmelita: I kinda lost it when I took a vacation to America. Then I got it back later.

Sly: Yeah your accent is sexy.

Carmelita: Yeah you better know it.

Ramirez: Well that's it for now. The last two I didn't get to are up first on the next chapter. And I was wondering if anyone thinks there should be a convention where you meet other writers and stuff. Just Saying. Well, see ya.