Do It Like An Aussie...

Disclaimer: I don't own BLEACH, or the Bruce Skit. And no, I am not related to a hamster!

"Immanuel Kant wash a real pisshant who was very rarely stable,"

"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table,"

"Matsumoto? Matsumoto!"

"David Hume could out-conshume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,"

"MATSUMOTO!!"

"And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who's just as sloshed as Schlegel!"

"Matsumoto, just what do you think you're doing!?"

"Ohhh, hi -HIC!- Taichō. Jusht having a little -HIC!- fun."

"On my desk!?"

"Awww, don't worr-HIC-y, Taichō."

"There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the wrist,"

"And who the hell are they?!"

"Jusht -HIC!- some friendsh, Taichō."

"Socrates 'imshelf wash permanently pisshed!"

"John Stuart Mill of his own free will after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,"

"Plato they say, could stick it away; a half a crate of whishkey every day!"

"But...but that's SOCRATES!!"

"Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,"

"MATSUMOTO!!"

"And Hobbes was fond of 'is dram,"

"And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I Drink, Therefore I Am!"

"MATSUMOTO!!"

"Calm down -HIC!- Taichō. Have a drink!"

"Grk!!"

"Yes, Socrates himself shall be particularly missed;"

"A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when 'e's pissed!"

"MATSUMOTOOOOOOOO!!"

Author's Note: The Philosopher's Song just wouldn't leave me alone, so I had to post it somehow. So this is what got poor Shirō-chan so ticked.

Hitsugaya: "Don't call me that!"

Geez, chill kid.

Hitsugaya: "I'm not a kid!!"

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