Well some people are curious about there mental state. I was really bored when I wrote this in about two hours with the help of two friends. But then again who isn't addicted?
Your addicted to Bleach
1. You look at Bleach hentai.
2. You hear an explosion & say there's a hollow outside to the police
3. You dye your hair orange look in the morning and say "Ohayo, Ichigo!'
4. You call strawberries Kurosaki
5. You stay up 24 hours a day and refresh the page just to see if there is more fanfiction.
6. Break out into random song and its from the ot/et
7. You stay up every night on Saturdays to watch the 2nd showing of Bleach on Adult Swim.
8. When you're trying to get to sleep, you're thinking about what you just happened in the new Bleach episode!
9. When you see a leaf fall, you instantly run for cover...
10. When you start to introduce Bleach to all your other friends.
11. When you walk to the comic section, while the rest of your friends are at the other section in the book store.
12. When you start to dream weird dreams of Bleach.
13. When you try your best to draw Bleach characters, and get moody when you can't.
14. When you play the ot/et, whenever you can get your hands on a hp or mp3 with those songs.
15. When you print the lyrics and you try your best to master the song, when you don't know the language at all.
16. When you save thousands of pictures of Bleach in your com.
17. When you start making plans to be a Shinigami after you die.
18. You wonder why you're in a mental hospital just because you yelled bankai 37 times in public
19. When you're watching a movie you replace all characters with Bleach characters.
20. When you threaten someone with the phrase "Don't make me go Bankai on you're " and you're dead serious.
21. Whenever you see a funeral, you think their soul has been eaten by a hollow.
22. When you randomly pick up a cat on the street in front of your friends and say: Hey guys it's my old friend Yoruichi! They stand there clueless until...
23. When you see a ghost and ask them if they know Ichigo
24. When you burst out laughing when someone talks about cleaning detergents.
25. When instead of saying by god u find yourself saying By The Honour Of The Quincy
26. When you start calling the men/boys around u "(insert name)-kun" and the women "(insert name)-san"
27. When you put red flames on the side of the logo on the bleach bottle and underline it blue
28. When you run out side shouting "The hollows are coming, the hollows are coming"
29. You decided to act out parts of Bleach, with you and your friends playing the characters.
30. Are able to memorize everything about Bleach from Wikipedia and are able to recite it.
31. You Keep up with the anime and manga every Thursday/Friday.
32. Start freaking out when Bleach skips a week.
33. Your screen name contains a reference to Bleach SOMEWHERE in it.
34. You celebrate all the characters birthdays
35. Cry when the best of said video games aren't ever being brought to America.
36. You have bleach voices in your head
37. You and your twelve closest anime-freak friends nickname yourselves after the division captains
38. You hate anyone who still thinks bleach is a cleaning detergent.
39. You go crazy when people ask "Bleach? What's that?" And you yell at them, saying it's the best show ever!
40. You write Bleach fanfics when you should be doing your schoolwork.
41. You can change any conversation to be about Bleach.
42. When you challenge your friends to see who can watch the most Bleach in one day.
43. Ask your parents/ teachers to have a Bleach theme party
44. When you buy a black bathrobe and go up to random people and say "You can't see me."
45. You know more about bleach than you do about math
46. When you talk to your cat Yourichi on a regular basis
47. When you calculate the number of hours it will take to watch the entire series
48. When the majority of you're msn screen name is lines from Bleach
49. When you've joined a Facebook group called "Addicted to Bleach" and all of your friends think that you try to drink detergent.
50. When your mom gives you a pill every morning so you wont talk about bleach
51. You rather watch bleach than the super bowl
52. When you name your child ichigo or rukia even if you're not Japanese
53. When you decided to sing a bleach ending song for a school music competition.
54. When your cell phone rings your first thought is "Hollow Alert"
55. When you see DO NOT BLEACH on your cloth you angry cause you are thinking of Bleach the anime and not the detergent.
56. You use Bleach characters to describe someone.
57. When you go into a rant if someone pronounces a characters name wrong
58. You change the words to all your favorite songs to make them have to do with Bleach
59. When you go to the book store, you run strait to the Bleach Manga section
60. When you think your school is the Soul Reaper Academy
61. You have your favorite character's biography memorized
62. If you can't go 24 hours without talking or thinking about Bleach.
63. You look for Karakura town on Google Earth
64. You run around hitting people on the forehead to purify them and send them to Soul Society
65. When you come to Japan just to watch BLEACH in it's homeland
66. When you have a bleach theme on your birthday party
67. When you have a hollow phobia
68. You plan on addicting you children to bleach while they're still in the womb
69. When you bake a cake with Bleach on it and it's a strawberry cake
70. When you write 'ichigo kurosaki' instead of your name on a test paper
71. When you get annoyed when other people who watch the series don't know the names of the character by heart. "It's Kenpachi, not eye-patch guy!"
72. When you think Hollows are raiding your fridge when your not looking
73. If your physician tells you, you watch too much television especially bleach
74. When you know what YKYWTMBW stands for
75. When you pat someone's head while talking
76. Start saying "that's my line"
77. Make a soul slayer from Metal
78. When you start saying Kenpachi Fried Chicken instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken
79. You say lines in school which you find hilarious but no one else does
80. When you stay home from school/work to catch up on Bleach
81. Start going crazy thinking your cat is a woman
82. When you go to school pissed and your friend asks what happened in Bleach now?
83. When you're giving your dad a beat down
84. Always asking people how to get into the Soul Society
85. When you start using paint program to make a lot of little swords
86. You know that Aizen is more of a threat than Global Warming
87. When bankai becomes the only logical reason to exist
88. When you just don't trust men with hats
89. On Halloween people are asking why you carry a sword instead of a Scythe
90. You finish all your essays with to be continued and title them with simple numbers
91. Someone asks if you seen 300 yet and your thinking of the 300th chapter of the manga
92. When all you do during the day is think what Renji would look like as a human
93. When you have minor depression because no episodes are this week
94. When you put on an eye patch to give your opponent an advantage
95. When you watch Ghostbusters and begin screaming "you're doing it wrong"
96. The welcome message in your cellular phone is "I'am your Kanpaktuo"
97. Forgot what bleach actually does
98. When you think of it while doing the laundry
99. Someone pisses you off you hit them in the face and yell "I reject"
100. When you think there is no such thing possible as too much bleach
101. You are able to write a 10 page essay on Bleach
102. When your eyes turn white
103. When you call a group of ten people at school the espada
104. When you think your principal is Aizen
105. When you call your friend chad "sade"
106. When you study for history exam and wonder what the historical figures bankai would be
107. When you dream about Renji in leather pants
108. You wonder if every candy is a modified soul
109. Try doing a soul burial on anyone
110. You want to marry Tite Kubo
111. You're referred as that Bleach freak
112. When your license plate reads BANKAI
113. When you start hearing the actor's voices in other shows
114. When you threaten little children with bankai
115. When you read or write lists like this
116. When you know already you're addicted
It is finally done!! Hope you enjoyed this. Um more is to come because I am extremely addicted and have so much free time!!