Wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! My first fic in ages, and it's a chapter fic too! This story is based on an RP my friend and I did. Oh, and I do not own Tsubasa. Sadly, I am not CLAMP. Sob.

Everything, lives by blending, interconnecting and mutually influencing one another.

Even a merely trivial meeting brings about changes of both heart and body.

- Yuuko, xxxHolic

"Hyuuuuu…" said Fai as he looked around the big, empty hall of the school. Recently, he was invited by the headmistress Yuuko-san to teach in her school: the Horisuba Private Academy. He thought of himself as lucky to be invited into such a prestigious school just after moving to Japan. Honestly, he never imagined being able to teach in such a famous school, but although there was something suspicious somewhere, he wasn't complaining. Yuuko-san has been very kind towards him ever since he met her, even when she was drunk.

Since it was still early in the morning, there were no students or teachers in sight. Fai had decided to come early today since it was his first day teaching in this school, and judging by the size, he was probably going to need the extra time to explore the place. He walked across the vast hall, taking in almost every detail of this deserted school, memorizing anything special to identify this place later on, making up a little map in his head. It wasn't very long until he reached outside the teacher's room. To his surprise, he heard the faint sound of a voice grumbling. Tilting his head, he wondered who it could be. Who would be in school at such an early hour? , he thought.

Out of curiosity, Fai opened the door and entered the room.

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"Damn it," cursed a man with black, spiky hair, his tan arm holding a paper cup filled with coffee.

Kurogane considered doubling his usual dosage of coffee today. Or maybe triple. "Stupid witch," he mumbled under his breath. Yuuko-san contacted him in the middle of the night yesterday (or more appropriately, today morning), disrupting his precious sleep just to tell him that there was a teacher's meeting tomorrow morning at 6am. It was suspicious to have a meeting this early of course, but Yuuko never lied about meetings before. He regretted ever taking that call and made a mental note to kill the damn witch later, especially if she entered through the emergency window again just to annoy him. He sipped his coffee and unleashed a string of foul curses he learned over the years.

Suddenly, the door creaked open and Kurogane spun around, grabbing his kendo sword from his desk, facing the intruder. Nobody ever came to school that early, never. The door opened completely, revealing his mysterious 'attacker'.

The 'attacker' was a young man with short blonde hair that flowed down his head. He had white milky skin and a pair of beautiful sapphire eyes, apparently a foreigner. The man was wearing a blue shirt that was covered by a lab coat and a pair of jeans, and he seemed to be around his early twenties. His curious and surprised gaze added a cuteness to his enigmatic yet peaceful aura.

The blonde stared dumbly at Kurogane with his blue eyes for a moment, probably at loss of what to do to meet a seemingly crazy teacher pointing a kendo sword at him just because he opened a door. The larger man of the two grimaced inwardly as his pride was stabbed mercilessly. An uncomfortable silence took place for a long time as the both of them remain rooted in their positions. That is, until the blonde spoke.

"… Are you a drama teacher?" he said with a light chuckle.

Kurogane could feel the room getting hotter as he placed his sword on his desk and folded his arms, half wondering why his heart was suddenly pounding. "Hell no! Who the heck are you anyway?" he snorted. The blonde man giggled, and he could swear his face was glowing.

"Oh, I haven't introduced myself. I'm Fai D. Flourite, the new chemistry teacher in the school," he said and bowed gracefully in front of the man. "May I know who you are?"

"Kurogane Youou. PE."

"Not very chatty, are you?"

"What the hell was that suppose to mean?" Kurogane growled threateningly.

"Oh, nothing," said Fai, grinning slyly at the man. Somehow, the PE teacher didn't like that smile. It reminded him too much of that dangerous witch Yuuko. He was planning something.

"What the hell are you planning?" he growled.

"Oh, nothing!" he replied, grinning even more. "You remind me of a big angry puppy, Kuro-puu, that's all."

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" yelled Kurogane.

"Aaaaaah! The puppy has rabies! Ruuuuuuuuun!" he feigned fear and threw his arms in the air dramatically before sprinting out of the room and down the hallway.

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" he yelled, grabbing his kendo sword and chased after the blonde. "GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

"Language, Kuro-pii!" shouted Fai from the other side.

"SHUT UP!"

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Kurogane muttered a curse under his breath as he strolled down the hallway to the gym. He was in a foul mood today. That new teacher was certainly pissing him off. It was his first day teaching here and he had already done a hefty amount of damage to his pride.

Some students practically freaked out or stared - either from shock or amusement he wasn't sure – when they were greeted with the sight of the infamous Kurogane chasing a foreign stranger down the hallway, waving his kendo sword screaming "I TOLD YOU I'M NOT A DOG!" while the stranger squealed in delight. Yuuko arrived moments later – entering from the window (AGAIN!) – and smirked at the sight.

"Well, well, Kurogane-sensei. You seem to be enjoying the morning today. But I hope you know that running around the school in order to try to kill a person is against the rules," she scolded in a way a parent would to a 10 year old. Then, she turned to Fai and smiled. "Welcome to Horisuba Private Academy, Fai-sensei. Now, what do you have in mind for Kurogane's punishment?" she said with a sly look on her face.

"What the heck! Are you telling me you PLANNED ALL OF THIS?!"

Unfortunately, they decided to ignore him.

"I don't know, Yuuko-san. How about you choose? What do you think will be best?"

"Hmmm..." she thought for a moment. Everyone waited in great anticipation for the result. Suddenly, she snapped her fingers. "I know, maybe Kurogane-sensei can take you out for dinner tonight?"

"Oooh!! I haven't been eating out for a long, long time, Yuuko-san!" squealed the blonde as he turned to Kurogane.

"It's settled then! Kurogane-sensei, as your punishment for attempting harm on a poor, innocent soul, you shall be taking Fai-sensei out for dinner tonight!" said the headmistress.

"WHAT THE HELL-"

"And any form of disagreement will result in me deducting 50 percent of your salary."

With that, he kept his mouth shut, fuming as Fai and Yuuko chuckled evilly.

Imagine, the tall, fierce, serious, feared and respected Kurogane-sensei, being reduced to a cute, harmless little puppy.

Now, isn't that amusing?

The tall man reached the front of the gym and moved to grab the door knob, but froze as he saw the door. He clenched his fist tightly together, his body trembling from the force of his anger.

Oh yes, he was definitely going kill the idiot and skin him alive.

On the plain looking door was a paper sticking below the 'GYM' sign that wrote 'BEWARE: RABID DOG BEYOND' in fancy letterings.

"Ooooh! You've finally found my sign! Isn't it cute?" asked an airy voice behind him.

Kurogane turned his head slowly, a vein throbbing in his forehead. He unsheathed his kendo sword and a dark gleam appeared in his eyes. All he wanted was to train in peace, but this idiot refused to leave him alone.

"Uh oh. I think I made Kuro-pii mad…" said Fai, a smile spreading across his face.

"I swear to you," he growled in a low, dark voice, lightning cracking behind him. "I'm going to make you regret for ruining my life."

Fai turned and ran, screaming. "YUUKO-SAN! KURO-TAN IS BEING A BAD PUPPY AGAIN!"

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!" he yelled, chasing after him.

Despite the threat, Fai smiled.

He was certainly enjoying his first day at the Horitsuba Private Academy.

Phew! First chapter done! Sorry if it isn't written very well, this is my first attempt on stuff like that, so I'm not very sure about it, and I apologize for any grammatical errors. I'm trying my hardest to improve it.

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