Ha ha... If you are reading this, I applaud you. If you are so bored that you are willing to read a fanfiction about The Sims, I'd like to give you a cookie and some water-balloons, so you'll have something better to do. :)

Anyway, this is the story of 3 Sim characters(and another one who I deleted) that I made on my Sims 2 PS2 game. I thought it was funny how things worked out on my game, so I'm writing it here, just for you... you weirdo.

DISCLAIMER! The Sims idea doesn't belong to me, but I did create the characters: Ishmael, Mr. Hayes, Dr. Spork, and Dr. Knife, using The Sims game... Whatever.

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Dr. Spork, was a man who wore green surgical scrubs and lived in a rather nice house. He lived with his girl-friend, Dr. Knife, who was an alien woman who wore grey scrubs. They had been promoted to very good jobs in the field of medicine, so their house was very nice compared to some other houses in the town.

In the town there were many people who walked around to various houses, and played on their computers, without even first being invited inside. These people had been evicted from their homes, and were now homeless. Two of them, Ishmael and Mr. Hayes, spent a lot of time playing on the computer which belonged to Dr. Spork and Dr. Knife.

Dr. Knife decided to befriend Ishmael, and ask him to move in with her and Dr. Spork. He was there all the time anyway, so he might as well live there, right? Unfortunately Ishmael refused her request and only moved in after Dr. Knife's boyfriend, Dr. Spork asked him to move in.

While Dr. Knife was at work Dr. Spork and Ishmael were married. It was fantastic fun. Before long Dr. Knife started being mean, so she was deleted.

Ishmael, now living with only Dr. Spork, was friends with Mr. Hayes, another homeless man who spent a lot of time on Dr. Spork's computer.

One day, Mr. Hayes ate something in their kitchen. He threw up and then died. His tombstone was moved into the yard, but then one day Mr. Hayes came back, not a ghost, and his tombstone remained where it was placed.

Ishmael invited him to move in with them, and he accepted the request.

Ishmael, already married to Dr. Spork, married Mr. Hayes while his other husband was at work. The next day, while Ishmael was at work, Dr. Spork also married Mr. Hayes. Therefore, all three of the men were married to each other.

So in the end, the three married men lived happily, doing a lot of "Wooooo Hoooing" in their heart shaped bed, that is until the fire code was reached, and the bed mysteriously burned. Then they just took power-naps on their heart couch.

Mr. Hayes' tombstone stayed outside, and every so often one of the men would mourn, eulogize, or dance on the grave... even though Mr. Hayes wasn't really dead... or was he??

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What?? You read this?? What's wrong with you...?? Anyway, I just thought it was funny that the game let me have them all marry each other, and I also got a kick out of the fact that Mr. Hayes died but didn't really... I mean, I had his tomb stone, and he wasn't a zombie or ghost; I could have him go to work and everything... It was just a glitch, but over-all, quite a funny series of events for just one family of Sims.

Oh, and by the way, don't tell me that this isn't very well written, because I already know it isn't... It's a SIMS story... What did you expect?? If you like The X-Files, Metalocalypse, Scrubs, Tomb Raider, or King Kong, I've got better stories written about them. :) Have a great day, and I'm sorry you wasted a few minutes of your life reading this.

I love you.