This is pure crack.

L walked down the cobble stoned path that led to his University's campus, trying to ignore the growing sound of giggles that followed him. He had heard that annoying sound for a good part of the morning, but it was really causing him to get nervous. How long had these girls kept this up for? For just one day, or several days?

He pulled out his cell phone, which brought on several squeals of delight from the girls behind him. Apparently they even liked the way he held his phone.

"Watari, it's me, L. Yes. No, no…this time it's a code 15. Yes, a gaggle of them. Understood. Thank you."

A black limousine suddenly drove past, but L ignored it. Behind him he heard the sound of gunfire and the giggling ceased.

L grimaced but decided not to turn around. It was a shame, really. He hated having to get rid of them like that…but anyone tailing him, regardless of who it was, endangered him and his identity greatly.

Why doesn't L have any fan girls?

Because he kills them.

Lol...maybe that was too evil. Besides, if that was true, I'd be one of the first ones dead :P