I can play my game with no controllers,
No controllers,
No controllers.

I can play my game with no controllers,
No controllers,
No controllers.

Look at me, look at me,
Head of the Emissary in

BRAWL,
And I'm a tough cookie,
even when the odds are against me.
I can shoot lasers from my eyes,
I can shoot bullets in no direction,
I can teleport anywhere I want,
And I have more attacks too hard for description.
I can build a bunch of weaponry,
I can send you a million enemies,
I know all the characters from "Ice Climber"
And "Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker."
Me and my friend saw Master Hand,
Me and my friend made a master plan,
And guess how long it took,
I can do anything that I want because, look:

I can protect myself with no bodyguards,
No bodyguards,
No bodyguards.

I can see your face in another realm,
In another realm,
In another realm.

Look at me,
Look at me,
Just called to say that it's sad to be
BRAWL,
In such a small world
Inside Subspace with nobody.
I can make friends build an army,
I can make friends create trophies,
I can design a Nintendo 64
That blow things up to smithereens.
I can make new type of life,
I can make clones with tiny shadows,
I know how to run an empire,
And I can make you want to work for me,
Bowser, Ganondorf, and Wario,
Me and my friends understand how things go.
I have the strings that control the systems,
I can do anything with some assistance.

I can make a new world with bombs and R.O.B.s,
With bombs and R.O.B.s,
With bombs and R.O.B.s.

I can get Shadowbugs from Mr. Game and Watch,
Mr. Game and Watch,
Mr. Game and Watch.

Look at me,
Look at me,
Growing and I won't stop.
And it feels so good to be in
Brawl and on top.
My reach is global,
My tower secure,
My cause is noble,
My power is pure.
I can give everyone a million vacations,
Or let them all burn in damnation,
Have them all fight for entertainment,
Have them all trapped in trophifaction.
I can take any land I want,
Just because I feel like it,

And I can do anything with no resistance,
I have it all under my command.

I can make your world in my own image,
My own image,
My own image.

And I can make your friends go against you,
Go against you,
Go against you.

And I can kill you all with an Out Wave,
With an Out Wave,

With an Out Wave,

With an Out Wave,

With an Out Wave,

With an Out Wave,

WITH AN OUT WAAAAAAAAAVE.

I can play my game with no controllers,
No controllers,
No controllers.

I can play my game with no controllers,
No controllers,
No controllers.