Chapter 1 : The Singing of Aqua (Giovanni and Koga Style !)

Gym Leaders :

Koga

Giovanni

DISCLAIMER : I do not own Pokemon or the song " Happy Boys & Girls" by Aqua.

NOTE : I changed the lyrics of the song to fit personalities.

It was a dark environment in Team Rocket Headquarters. Grunts were doing their jobs. Pokemon were kept in their pokeballs. A very quiet setting.

In one room, however, things were different. In one dark room, one man would torture everyone around him...with his singing as part of a duet with Koga.

" Be crappy..."

" Come on, let's go get it on ! "

" Be crappy ! Be crappy..."

" Come on, let's go get it on ! "

" Be crappy ! "

" Everybody, let's go grab some guns ! "

On the desk was a man that seemed sinister at day, but insane at night. The man who wore an orange suit , the leader of Team Rocket, and the Viridian City gym leader, Giovanni was dancing to " Happy Boys and Girls " by Aqua wearing a lampshade on his head.

Koga, who was the deep voice in singing, had decided to help him out since he was the only gym leader that ever talked to Giovanni.

(Giovanni) : " I don't want to waste my time eating onion rings ! I'd rather stay here all the night with crappy Mew who sings ! "

(Koga) " Come on, let's go get it on, everybody let's go grab a gun ! "

" I've got a feeling you need a Totodile. Hoping it can touch you for just a little while ! "

" Making a lot of beer up there. Throw your cans up in the air ! "

" I don't want waste my time eating onion rings ! I'd rather stay here all the night with crappy Mew who sings ! "

Giovanni kicked the nearby trash can and laughed maniacally. Koga took off his scarf and started drinking a glass of vodka.

(Giovanni) " Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. We are the crappy boys and girls ! Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. So crappy, YEAAH ! So, so crappy, YEAH ! "

He took a swig at his flask. " Crappy boys and crappy girls will be. We are the crappy boys and girls ! Crappy boys and crappy girls , will be ! Oh, yeah, so crappy ! "

Koga got up on the desk with Giovanni and they started to dance together.

(Giovanni) " Try it with a bagle, it will taste so freakin' nice. And if it starts to burn, you can start to roll the dice ! "

(Koga) " Come on, let's go get it on, everybody let's go grab a gun ! "

" I've got a feeling you need a Totodile. Hoping it can touch you for just a little while ! "

" Making a lot of beer up there. Throw your cans up in the air ! "

" I don't want waste my time eating onion rings ! I'd rather stay here all the night with crappy Mew who sings ! "

" Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. We are the crappy boys and girls ! Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. So crappy, YEAAH ! So, so crappy, YEAH ! "

Giovanni stumbled down to the floor and grabbed a broom, singing into it. " Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. We are the crappy boys and girls ! Crappy boys and crappy girls, will be. Oh yeah, so crappy..."

Koga waved at him as Giovanni continued singing into the broom. " Blue and red.

(Be happy. Everyone...be crappy.)

I'm sure you could. Be crappy...

'Cause crappy boys and crappy girls are screwed in the head. "

Giovanni grinned as he threw the broom across the room. " Be crappy !"

Koga picked up the broom and broke it into two. " Come on, let's go get it on ! "

" Be crappy ! "

" Everybody let's go grab a gun ! "

" Be crappy ! "

" Come on, let's go get it on ! "

" Be crappy ! "

" Everybody let's go grab a gun ! "

The two men continued to sing, eventually finishing their horrible, horrible, parody of the song. Koga started to laugh. " Wow. I feel so weird. "

" Dude...dude, that's the vodka ! " Giovanni replied, throwing up at the nearby trashcan ! "

Koga giggled. " Whooooa ! I feel sooooo wasted ! "

" Yeah, me too ! Let's go karaoking ! "

" Okay, I'll grab the keys ! "

Koga quickly grabbed the keys and fell to the floor. " Whoa ! My shoes are untied ! "

" Dude...you don't have shoes. You have sandals ! " Giovanni said, snickering.

The gym leader of Fuchsia City looked down. " Oh, yeah ! Joe, I need to get shoes ! "

" I'm not (hic) Joe ! I'm a guy ! I am the leader of Team Spaceship ! And I am the gym leader of Villa Town ! "

" Okay, what's your name thingie, then ? "

Giovanni grabbed his chair. " Uh...I forgot. I think it's Sebastian. "

Professor Sebastian suddenly popped into the office. " No, you're Giovanni. I'm Sebastian. Please tell me you're not drunk again. "

" Can we go to White Castles Karaoke Bar, Koga Dude ? " Giovanni asked.

" Uh, sure ! You can drive ! "

The two gym leaders quickly fled the office. Sebastian sweatdropped. " Wow. The leader of Team Rocket once again got himself drunk and is probably now going to get another D.U.I. This is the last time I let Koga come over with a bottle of alcohol. "

End

So ends the first chapter of gym leader randomness. Cookies are given to reviewers , so enjoy !