I do not own Naruto nor will I ever. I do wish that I did though.
This story is based on the yaoi manga, "Okane ga Nai â No Money" by Hitoyo Shinozaki and Tohru Kousaka (best yaoi manga ever). My title is taken from this yaoi manga. Please note that I will use a few of the ideas and quotes of Okane ga Nai in my story. I'll try not to make it too similar.
There will probably be some grammar mistakes in my story so don't hate me for it, please. There is also a sad attempt at humor. At least, I hope it's humor.
Itachi will occasionally be OOC in this story and the other characters in this story will be as well. This is also an AU (for modern time era) as well as yaoi (male on male relationship) story so please make a note of it. If you do not like either, please go back now instead of bitching about it to me. Thanks.
Please note that in my story, Itachi is the cousin of Sai and Sasuke. Sai and Sasuke are brothers. Also, Kyuubi is Naruto's cousin.
Ages: Itachi 26, Sai and Sasuke 23 and Naruto 18.
Remember:
'Words' equal character's thinking
"Words" equal character's talking
No Money
By Kichou
Chapter Five â All Of You Are Bastards!
He felt warm, safe, content, but Naruto couldn't help but be a little afraid of what he will wake up to once he opens his eyes. With everything that had happened yesterday, he feared that Itachi was just waiting of him to wake up just so that he could molest him.
Sadly for Naruto, he didn't realize that Itachi wasn't the type of person to wait for someone to wake up just so that he could molest them.
He felt it then. He felt fingers slipping under the back of his waistband, then under the elastic of his panties. He felt how Itachi's hand palmed one of the cheeks, rubbing, squeezing and then massaging. He felt that same hand move, then a middle finger gently slip into the top most part of where his buttocks separated, moving very slowly downward, then upwards, repeating yet never going past the little delicate bud that Itachi wanted to completely fill with his manliness.
Naruto kept his eyes closed. He kept his head under Itachi's chin, biting his bottom lip, not knowing why he was allowing the handsome man to take such liberties with his body. He just knew that his body felt odd. His stomach was turning, his heart was beating erratically, his body temperature felt like it was rising and his lower half seemed to be responding to the touch.
Up, down, up, down, oh so soft and slow that Naruto couldn't think straight. What was Itachi doing to his body?
Itachi grinned as he felt Naruto's fingers curl against his chest. Why Naruto didn't stop him, he did not know but he wasn't going to complain. Each second that pass, he allowed his finger to move closer to the hole he wanted to pound into. Closer, closer until finally his middle finger graze across the bud, make Naruto finally react to the improper touching.
"Ah!" Naruto squeaked out as he fell off the bed and onto the floor.
Disappointed that he couldn't touch Naruto anymore, Itachi just settled with grinning as he looked over the bedside and saw Naruto on his back with a very obvious hard on.
"I can help you with that if you want." Itachi said as he pulled Naruto by the wrist, pulling the blushing boy to sit on his lap.
Embarrass beyond belief, Naruto jumped off of Itachi and ran into the bathroom.
"I guess that is a no then." Itachi sighed sadly as he got up to get dress for work.
He chose to ignore his own tent problem.
After getting a pair of silk boxers from the dresser, Itachi walked towards the closet and took out a white dress shirt, a black Armani suit, black tie, socks and dress shoes. After getting dressed, he looked at Naruto's side of the closet and debated on what he wanted Naruto to wear for the day. After a few minutes he decided on a pair or bohemian sandals, a pair of beige khakis that stopped mid calf, a white undershirt and white sleeveless hoodie that oddly enough had a set of bunny ears attached to it. He knew that Naruto would look like an adorable bunny in it. He saw the necklace and watch he gave to Naruto in the jewelry dresser (when Naruto put it there he did not know) and retrieved the watch for Naruto to wear today.
Leaving the closet, Itachi walked towards the bathroom, opening the door (Naruto forgot to lock it) on a surprised Naruto.
"Hey, get out!" Naruto yelled as he sat on the toilet seat hugging his knees to his chest.
Itachi couldn't help but smirked as he still saw the blush on Naruto's face.
"Relax, I am not here to do anything inappropriate. I just brought you some clothes." Itachi stated as he handed the bundle to him.
"T-thanks. Leave please." Naruto said as he hugged the clothes and watch to his chest.
"No. I have to brush my teeth and wash my face, little one." Itachi stated as he began his morning ritual.
Naruto got up from the toilet and started to walk out of the bathroom, only to be stopped by Itachi. Looking up, he saw Itachi lean against the door while brushing his teeth. He couldn't comprehend how doing such a normal thing can look somewhat sexy to him. Naruto stood behind Itachi, watching him now brush his hair.
"Change here, no arguments about your sensibilities of me being here while you change. We have to leave in thirty minutes. We will have something to eat once we get there." Itachi said as he watched Naruto's face in the mirror.
Naruto was still confused about what happened a while ago so he figured to temporarily stop fighting with the man and just do as he said.
"Fine. Where are we going?" Naruto asked as he started to change.
Itachi watched as Naruto slipped on the khakis over his white panties. He thought that the sight was very erotic even though the clothes that he picked out was more casual and cute then sexy.
"Work." Itachi said as he and Naruto finally left the bathroom after Naruto put on his shoes and watch.
Itachi walked towards his home office with Naruto trailing him. Turning around, he took in how Naruto looked. He was right, Naruto did look like a cute bunny being lead around by a wolf.
After allowing Naruto to sit on the couch, Itachi walked towards his desk to pick up a few folders for work. Knowing that he only had a couple of minutes before one of his workers picked him up, he figured now was a nice time to just have a nice chat with his beloved since Naruto seemed to be quiet for some strange reason.
"What's wrong?" Itachi asked.
"What? Nothing is wrong. Why would there be anything wrong?" Naruto asked nervously.
"Hmm. My mistake." Itachi said as he stared at Naruto.
Naruto didn't understand why he was acting this way. Why wasn't he yelling at the bastard instead of acting like some shy girl?
Luckily for Naruto, Itachi got a text stating that the car finally came to pick them up.
"Lets go. The cars here." Itachi said as he lead Naruto towards the door.
The doorman held the car door open for Itachi and Naruto. Naruto wasn't going to ask why the doorman would open a car door for them, but he actually didn't care at the present time.
After entering the sleek black BMW, one of Itachi's LESS fancier cars, he grabbed Naruto and placed him on his lap, allowing him to place his head on his chest while rubbing his back.
The car, which surprisingly had a divider to separate the driver from the passengers, started to move.
'I thought only limos had dividers.' Naruto thought as he sighed.
"Itachi. Where do you work at?" Naruto asked as he lifted his head from Itachi's chest.
"Weasel Industries among other things." Itachi said as he grinned.
"Weasel Industries? What is that?" Naruto asked.
"I'm basically a loan shark. I lend out money and get it back eventually with interest." Itachi said as he stroked Naruto's hair.
"Yes, a very honorable job." Naruto sarcastically said as he remembered about his ordeal regarding money with the man.
"Yes it is." Itachi said, ignoring Naruto's tone.
"What other jobs do you have?" Naruto asked.
"I'm also president of Sharingan Industries." Itachi said, grinning when he felt Naruto jerk in his lap.
"Sharingan Industries! As in the very popular electronic company that basically owns the whole of Japan and then some? As in the company that makes the famous electronic brand, Mangekyo? As in the same company that made that huge flat screen TV that is currently in your living room? That Sharingan Industries?" Naruto asked as he stared at Itachi in shock.
"You forgot to mention that we also own schools, hospitals, some law enforcement and government buildings as well as food chains." Itachi said as he smirked as Naruto's dropped jaw.
'He better close his mouth unless he wants me to put something in it.' Itachi thought as he moved Naruto into a more comfortable position on his lap.
"Ah, wha, you, Sha-Sharingan, own it?" Naruto felt like his mind completely turned to mush.
"Yes." Itachi chuckled.
Naruto closed his mouth when he saw Itachi chuckle. He knew that something perverted must have crossed Itachi's mind for him to chuckle like that.
"So, those are the only places you work at, right?" Naruto asked.
"I'm also the boss of Akatsuki." Itachi said.
"Akatsuki? What is that? Sounds like something from the mafia." Naruto said as he laughed.
He noticed how Itachi stared at him with a grin.
"Wait, you, you're not a part of the mafia, right?" Naruto asked.
"No." Itachi said.
Naruto sighed in relief.
"I am the mafia. The boss of them all." Itachi stated with a grin.
"WHAT? THE BOSS? I DON"T GET IT?" Naruto screamed.
"It's like the manga Katekyo Hitman Reborn, only more awesome with better looking people." Itachi said as his grin turned into a smirk.
"âĶI, I, I am just going to believe you since your home looks like something that cost millions to own and having only one job probably wont pay for it. But let me tell you something! KHR is so bad-ass so don't you be talking crap about my favorite manga!" Naruto said as he pouted (it's scowling not pouting) at Itachi.
"Whatever you say darling. The KHR is alright, but I like the other manga better. You know, the one where the costar has an older handsome brother that should have been the lead. The brother in whom the costar hates with a passion, but the older brother is too remarkable to care. The good-looking devil who could even be given a spin off with just himself and be a mega hit with the readers." Itachi said as he stared at Naruto's beautiful blue eyes.
"I like the lead better." Naruto said as he stared back at Itachi.
"Really? You didn't find the lead to be a whiny little bitch?" Itachi asked.
"You're a bitch!" Naruto said as if the insult was directed at him.
"Now, now, calm down Naruto-chan. I was just saying that the manga was better then KHR." Itachi said.
"Enough about Inuyasha!" Naruto yelled as he covered Itachi's mouth with his hands.
Itachi couldn't help but laugh at Naruto's actions.
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Location â Weasel Industries (Itachi's workplace)
Itachi sat at his desk with Naruto sitting unwillingly in his lap. They were eating a few sandwiches that the office cook (yes they had an excellent chef because Itachi was a picky eater) left for them on his table. Being the boss, he always came to work before his workers (unless he wanted to sleep in) so at the current time, he was waiting for two in particular to come and meet his lover.
The door opened and two raven-haired men entered the room. Both have short black hair, white skin and tall. One man had a bored look on his face and the other had a creepy smile on his face. They looked like twins, but there were small differences that made them stand out from one another. One had an odd haircut, which stuck out on the back of his head, while the other stood in a more cocky manner. For Naruto (who recognize them as the men that came with Itachi to the auction), they looked quite different from the other.
The two men didn't see the boy do to the massive size of the desk and Itachi's body covering him from their view.
"Finally, you're all here. Come and introduce yourself to my little bunny." Itachi said as he stood up, gently placing Naruto down on his feet.
The two men eyes widen at the boy, but later changed back to there original position. The one with the odd hair came up to Naruto first.
"My name is Sasuke. It is a pleasure to finally meet you, idiot." Sasuke said as he smirked at the pretty little blond.
"Idiot. Take that back bastard!" Naruto yelled as he reached to strangle Sasuke, only to have Itachi wrap an arm around his waist, stopping him mid stride.
Sasuke stepped back and continued to grin. The blond was even cuter then when he saw him last.
Naruto notice the other raven-haired male stepping towards him with that creepy smile still on his face. There was something about him that made Naruto uneasy. Well, that and the guys face made him want to punch it. He looked like the type of guy that liked to piss people off.
Itachi saw the man about to open his mouth and decided to add his two cents in first.
"Do not say dickless or I'll hurt you." Itachi said as he glared at the boy.
The man shut his mouth and just smiled.
"This idiot is Sai. He's my brother. Don't mind him if he says something to offend you. He basically offends everyone, including boss." Sasuke said as he stared at Naruto.
"Why is he working here then if he is so unpleasant?" Naruto asked as he looked at Naruto.
"He is good at what he does. That and he is family." Itachi said as he sighed.
"Ah, I see." Naruto stated as he looked at the other men in the office.
"So, you are Naruto. I can see why Itachi wants you, little bunny. You look like the type that is willing to please his seme. You also look like a screamer. Am I right, Itachi?" Sasuke asked as Sai nodded his head at Sasuke's statement.
Sasuke ignored Naruto's outraged face and stared at Itachi's smug one.
"What was that, bastard! Come here so that I can kick you in the vagina you pussy!" Naruto yelled as he struggled to break out of Itachi's arms.
"Unlike you, idiot, I'm all male. Have a large ass dick and everything. Can you say the same?" Sasuke ask as he smirked at the fuming blond.
Itachi was beginning to think that he should have also threaten Sasuke to behave along side his twin brother. He was causing unnecessary problems for him with his beloved.
"I believe you have that wrong. You don't have a large ass dick. You are just a large dick ass!" Naruto yelled as he continued to fume.
Sai couldn't help but nod to Naruto's statement against Sasuke.
"Shut-up Sai! And you, blonde, don't be angry at me for just saying it like it is. Pretty little things like you were born to pleasure dominate males." Sasuke said as he smirked.
Sai nodded his head again to that statement.
"Shut your face! I wasn't born to pleasure anybody! Damn it, Itachi! Did you get your perverted personality from hanging with this douche!" Naruto asked as he stared at the man behind him.
"More like we got it from him." Sasuke said as he cross his arms across his chest.
"I wasn't talking to you, idiot!" Naruto yelled.
"I'm an idiot? Who was the one that we had to save from an auction due to their stupidity regarding their money grubbing cousin?" Sasuke said smugly.
"It's called caring for family, bastard. Everything escalated from that bastard owing money to countless bastards. Not my fault at all! How was I to know that someone from my family would betray me like that? I thought he wanted me to help him by working at a luncheon and that was why I went to the mansion to wait for him. Sure, I found it weird that there were so many men standing in front of a large stage, but I didn't think much of it." Naruto said angrily.
Itachi patted his head, hoping to calm the blond down. It didn't work.
"You should have thought something was wrong! You saw all the signs!" Sasuke said as he stared at the idiot in front of him.
"I couldn't do anything once I realize that something fishy was happening. By then, I drank from a glass the host gave me and later realize that it was drugged. My body wouldn't listen to me by then." Naruto said as he began to walk towards the office door.
"You willingly drank from a glass that was given to you by a shady character? You cannot be this stupid!" Sasuke said as he followed the blond boy.
"Yeah, stupid like a fox!" Naruto stated as he left to sit down in the common area to cool off.
"What the hell does that mean?" Sasuke yelled as he followed the boy.
Itachi signed and left to follow the two. Someone needed to be the peacemaker if the two got into a fight.
Sai, the only person still in Itachi's office, knew that now was the time for him to finally say something for the first time that day with everyone gone. Not wanting to leave and say nothing, Sai set himself for the best word ever in existence.
"PENIS!"
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NOTE
- Well, my poll is finally closed and the results ended up with people wanting another chapter for this fic so here it is! Hope you all like it. Sorry if it is a little boring, but it will get better.
- Sorry for the late update. I have been busy. I'll try to update sooner.
- Thanks for reading! Review please!