A/N: So this is similar to Broadway, just with different conversations. I'm trying to work up to writing real stories, because I never do it. But I like doing these little pieces of conversations between JD and Perry. I'm basically trying to get their voices down and all that good stuff. If anyone has any pointers or has anything they want to see, just let me know and I'll do my best to follow it.

You don't have to read Broadway or anything before this, just in case you were wondering. It's just the same style of writing.

Disclaimer: The usual song and dance, I don't own them….

"Hey Perry!"

"Oh good Lord, Newbie. What's gotten into you?"

"Well, I was really tired earlier and since I still had a while to go before I was off, Turk suggested drinking an energy drink."

"He did what now?!"

"Well, I had already had about ten cups of coffee and it wasn't helping. And as I was falling asleep at the Nurses' Station, Turk suggested I have an energy drunk to try to keep me awake. He also said he didn't want to know why I was so tired…I don't know why. I was just working on Dr. Acula some more!"

"Newbie, will you please take a breath? And why would he suggest giving you that much caffeine at one time?"

"Well, he knows it'll keep me awake. And I've definitely been awake and taking care of my patients tonight."

"…you've been bouncing around these halls, singing, haven't you?"

"You want to hear the song I made for the energy drink? I'm going to try to work it into Dr. Acula somehow…"

"Are your daydreams as wired as you right now? Newbie!"

"Do you think blood and caffeine would be a good taste to a vampire?"

"When did you have this drink?"

"About four hours ago."

"When are you off?"

"About an hour ago."

"Great. Well, when you begin to crash, go to the on call room and first chance I have, I'll take you home."

"Perry! I won't crash. I'm feeling great."

"You will."

"I won't! I'm going to go check on all of my patients now. Energy drink! You make me able to think! I'm glad I'm not pink! Energy drink!"

"That's the song? I'm going to have to hurt Gandhi."

"Wake up Newbie."

"…huh? Whaz goin on?"

"You crashed. Just like I said you would. C'mon, Carla is covering my patients while I get you home since you can't drive right now."

"Mmkay. Thanks. Good night."

"Fine, I guess I'll just carry you. You make me hurt my back, you owe me."

"Okay. Love you…."

"You too Newbie."