faded blue: All of these are based on true stories. My dad's driving scares me. We drove to a furniture store and it scared me so much that I had to sit down in a chair the whole time.
I don't know Atobe's dad's name so I just made up a random one.
Disclaimer: I don't own PoT, and this is not based off Sponge Bob partially.
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Cracktastic:
Have Mercy-Let Your Servants Have a Vacation!
"What do you mean that I have to let them off for a two week vacation?"
"Well…sir they've been working without a vacation for so long. I mean you pay well but…"
"Fine then, how much do you want?"
"E-excuse me?"
"How much will you take so I don't have to let them off?"
"Sir it's the law!"
"Come on just name a price!"
A heated argument began between the two men. You may be wondering who these two are. Well one of them is a tax collector who just happened to be the worst man to randomly assign to an assignment to enforce the law to a rich person. The other one just so happens to be the father of the richest student at Hyotei, Atobe Keigo.
As this argument went on and on, reinforcements came in to back-up the meek man in his quest to get Atobe Kazuhiko to listen. Finally, he subdued and released all of his servants for a two-week vacation. This left the three-person family without servants.
-The Next Morning-
"Hey Dad have you found your license yet? Ore-sama is getting bored."
"Yeah, I've found it Keigo. Now get in the limo."
"Just wondering…when was the last time you've driven anywhere?"
"Well if you're so curious, 1968 I believe."
"…"
"Well what's wrong now?"
"Can you still even drive?"
"Of course I've been watching our chauffeurs driving every day haven't I? Besides don't you know that you can never forget how to ride a bicycle? That's the same for a car."
"…whatever you say dad."
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"STOP THE CAR WE JUST PASSED MY SCHOOL FOR THE 5th TIME!!"
"WELL WHICH ONE'S THE BREAK?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHICH ONE'S THE BREAK??"
"WELL THERE ARE TWO PEDALS HERE AREN'T THERE? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHICH ONE'S WHICH?"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU COULD DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL!"
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"WHERE ARE WE?"
"LIKE I KNOW I'M JUST TRYING TO OUT RUN THE POLICE CARS!"
"AHHH WHATCH OUT FOR THAT CELLIST, SAKAKI-SENSEI WILL KILL ME IF YOU HIT HIM!! (1)
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"ORE-SAMA DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS BOUNCING AROUND!!"
"Well Keigo we're not exactly on the road anymore so I suggest you KEEP YOUR MOUT SHUT!!
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"WHY ARE THOSE MONKEYS CHASING US?"
"JUST DRIVE DAD, DRIVE!!"
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"We…finally…ran out…of…gas," gasped the man behind the wheel.
"Well, how am I supposed to get to school now? We're stuck in the middle of an effing FOREST!!"
-At Hyotei-
"Hey where you think Atobe was today? He's usually never sick. He even missed practice without a warning."
"How…irresponsible for a captain of over 200…" Gekokujou
"I'm worried about him."
"He's probably just trying to make all his fangirls worry too, so that they'll love him more tomorrow when he comes back. That attention whore."
"Hey look at those two people over there!"
"Oh, they both look exhausted, and strangely…Atobe like."
"Can it be that we're hallucinating?"
"Sugee let's take a closer look!" And so Jiroh bounded up to them.
"H-hey Keigo…it's… your…friend." collapse
"Huh…oh…J-Jiroh…" And he also collapsed.
-And then everything faded into black for Atobe-
"WHAT WHERE IS ORE-SAMA?"
"In the hospital. The doctor said that you and your father were suffering from exhaustion. Your dad's actually already better and he said that he would take you home as soon as you woke up."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
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1) For those of you who don't know, Sakaki-sensei is also a music teacher…yeah this is my tribute to my dad almost running over the genius of my school orchestra…