faded blue: I can't tell you enough times that red Gatorade is evil! I've had three incidents where it's attacked me, staining my birthday presents, my binder, my backpack, my laptop (the n, alt, and space keys are still sticky) and the notes I had for my final exams!

Warnings: Hints of yaoi

Pairings: Silver Pair (but not drastically)

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Cracktastic:

NEVER TRUST RED GATORADE

"Hey Gakuto, you spilled your Gatorade on my bag again!" shouted Oshitari. "You have to stop jumping around so much inside. Luckily for me nothing's in it."

"Oh sorry, Yuushi," Gakuto began before he noticed something strange. "Hey wait a second…wasn't the Gatorade from last time the red kind?"

"I'd say so, my bag turned pink in some parts."

"And this time the Gatorade's red too…don't you know what that means?!" shouted Gakuto apparently spazzing.

"That I'm going to have to carry around a tennis bag with big pink spots on it again?" answered Oshitari sarcastically.

"No, that all red Gatorade is cursed!! OMFGSDFKJALGHMISO!!" yelled Gakuto, who was at this time waving his arms around and attracting a lot of attention.

"Geez I hope he doesn't start jumping up and down, he's going to end up with a concussion," thought Oshitari who started to worry even more about the mental health of his doubles partner, though he saw Hiyoshi in the corner of his eye. He seemed to be thinking of the same thing and muttering gekokujou while smirking.

"Hey spaz, what the hell is going on?" asked Shishido who appeared to be getting annoyed with the noise Gakuto was generating.

"RED GATORADE IS CURSED!!"

"…that's a new one."

"Well it is! One time I brought a bottle of red Gatorade to drink at tennis practice, but I ended up not drinking it! When I got home I put my backpack down on my bedroom floor and after an hour I noticed red stuff leaking out of it and I thought it was blood!! It freaked me out so much that I called paranormal inspectors to my home. After I went to greet them at the door I went back into my room, and it was gone! It couldn't have leaked because I put it in a pocket without anything else in it, and it was unopened!"

Suddenly a new figure "graced" everyone in the club room with his presence. "Don't you have maids? One of them would have cleaned it up."

"I asked and none of them said anything!!"

"Well you would have looked angry, so I doubt one of them would have taken the blame for it, Gakuto."

"Oshitari's right, stop overreacting, idiot."

"Well excuse me for hating ghost stories! But, one of you had to have some sort of experience with red Gatorade!"

"Actually…"

"What? You too Choutaro?"

"Well, I've had two. One of them was a prank. Someone mixed my shampoo with it. I think they were intending to turn my hair pink, but I noticed that it was different right away because the bottle was heavier."

"Really? Nice one Choutaro!"

"Thank you, Shishido-senpai."

"Earth to Shishido and Ootori, mind if I interrupt your gay moment so that Ootori can finish telling his second story?"

"Gakuto…" growled Shishido.

"Sorry, well the second time the cap was on too tight and I was trying too hard to open it. When I finally opened it sprayed me in the face."

"I see…" Gakuto began scribbling something in a notepad.

"Gakuto…where did you get that?"

"And why the heck are you writing stuff down?"

"Because, to conquer your fears you have to learn about them right. I was thinking that I could take notes about my paranormal experiences and learn about them!"

"That's dumb; you're just going to end up scaring yourself more!"

"Well excuse me for living Mr. I'm-Just-Jealous-of-Gakuto-Because-He's-Cooler-and-Better-Looking-Than-Me."

"SAY WHAT??"

As a big fight broke out between Shishido and Gakuto a figure huddling behind a chair scribbled something down in his notebook. "Ii data."

End

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I hope you enjoyed this, I wasn't that satisfied with the sentences structure myself.

Gakuto's red Gatorade incident was based off my own. (Except mine happened at school and I had to clean it up. I think I snapped near the end because of the Gatorade "haunting" that have happened to me before and ended up scaring several people with my evil laugh.) However, I was reading Hyotei's profiles in 40.5 and one of Gakuto's dislikes is ghost stories. (That's where the "haunting" idea came from. His other dislike is his father."

Until next time