Title: Gender Bender
Date: May 30, 2008
Authoress: Urchin Power
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters used within this story.
Category: AU Comedy
When Fuji Yuuta transfers to a boarding school to be closer to the girl he likes, twin brother Fuji Syusuke tries to follow. Unfortunately there are no more boy dorms available.
WARNING ALERT: This story will contain cross-dressing, obsessive brother complex, any kind of boy/girl/hamster/trans/boy as girl love pairings, and Atobe's ego.

Gender Bender

Chapter 1
Gendertrocious Circumstances

"My little Yuuta is so secretive! I thought it was weird seeing him study so hard by himself for the final exams, but I think it really paid off. To think he filled out all the registration papers to that really beautiful boarding school Shukuen Gakuen by himself! …He also packed his bags and left without saying goodbye, but as a mother I am so pleased with his success! I wonder… your older sister predicted that a family member would leave this year… Maybe it's Yuuta? Oh! I'm so proud of my little boy! Though I'm a bit disappointed that he would leave without saying goodbye to Mama… And what if he's hungry? My poor boy doesn't know how to cook!"

"Wait… Care to repeat that?"

The middle-aged woman blinked, "Yuuta can't cook?"

"H-How can he do this to me? We do everything together. We play together, work together, eat together, cry together, sleep together, shower together, read together-" Fuji Syusuke let out a small sigh, "We're twins it's only natural that we act this way, right?"

"Oh! Don't forget that I gave birth to you two together." His mother added with a small smile.

"Okaasan, I want to go to Shukuen Gakuen!" Syusuke announced picking up the nearest phone along with the phone book.

"But if you go there won't Kojirou-san be disappointed?" Fuji Yoshiko frowned.

Ignoring his mother, he dialled the number.

"He always wanted to go to the same high school as you." She continued, oblivious of her son's rather ferocious concentration.

"Hello, I'm wondering if there are any spaces available at Shukuen Gakuen. Of course I'll wait, thank you for taking your time to check." Syusuke replied into the phone.

"You two were always so close." Yoshiko clapped her hands together, pastels floating in the background.

"There are no more dorms for boys? Oh… Ahaha." Syusuke chuckled nervously frantically scanning the room as though searching for some sign or any kind of help.

"He would make the perfect son-in-law! It's a shame you weren't born a girl…"

Fuji Syusuke snapped his eyes open, a wicked grin slowly forming on his lips, "Well Principal-san, that's no problem really… because I'm a girl. Yes, a girl. The school year has already started? Well, it won't be too much of a problem if I start a little late. I finished first in my year if you check my records… my records say I'm a male? Oh! They must have made a mistake since I have a twin brother: Fuji Yuuta. Hehe. Perfect! That sounds great! Thank you so much Principal-san!"

"SYUSUKE!" A loud voice shrieked throughout the house.

"Yumiko-neesan!" Syusuke greeted as his older sister entered the room with loads of shopping bags, "I got into Shukuen Gakuen! Now I can be with Yuuta ALL THE TIME!"

"I know! The cards told me. So, I decided to do a little shopping." She smiled, "It's a good thing that even though you and Yuuta are twins, you don't look anything alike. You were always more feminine, which is perfect for this situation! Try this wig on, I always imagined you with long, beautiful hair."

"Neesan?" Syusuke tried to interrupt as the older woman shoved the honey-brownish wig onto his head, let out a small delighted squeal, and then dug into more of her shopping bags.

"I know Shukuen Gakuen has uniforms, but it's also a boarding school! So I bought you some really cute dresses, pyjamas, and we can't forget the bras and panties!" She cried out in glee while displaying and creating a large pile of clothes.

"Neesan? Shouldn't you be at home taking care of your husband and newborn child instead of shopping for me?" Syusuke questioned, "And why are these panties so small?"

"Don't worry, your neesan loves to shop. And that is what you call a thong." She replied casually.

"And this?" Syusuke asked picking up extremely revealing red pieces of string.

"Lingerie. And that one's mine. My husband and I are always searching for ways to invigorate our sex life." She replied taking said item from her younger brother's hands.

"Too much information and I must say I'm relieved that I don't have to wear that." Syusuke sighed.

"Oh… But I bought you a matching pink one." Yumiko blinked.

"Ah! What a cute little pink lingerie!" Yoshiko cried out, "My little girl's growing up!"

"Okaasan… I'm a boy." Syusuke replied.

"But with that wig… Oh so beautiful!" She smiled, "You make me so proud."

"Mama, you're right. I am a girl! And I'm going to go to Shukuen Gakuen to be the greatest girl that boarding school has ever seen!" Syusuke announced.

"Find me a nice son-in-law!" Yoshiko advised.

"No time for boys! Because once I pass through those gates, I'm going to be with Yuuta all day and all night!" Syusuke declared.

Fuji Yuuta fixated his eyes on the blackboard… or at least he tried to. Sitting in front of him was the girl of his dreams: Tachibana Ann. He first noticed her a year ago while in middle school. There was grand event whereas representatives from high schools gathered to speak on behalf of their school's qualities to potential students. Yuuta managed to free himself from his twin's rather sturdy hold and accidentally bumped into the short haired, navy-eyed princess. It was only a three second encounter whereas they apologized to one another and parted ways, but metaphorically speaking it lasted a century to Yuuta (as for Ann, she probably forgot about the whole thing). Yuuta figured that Syusuke was probably off somewhere with Saeki, so he decided to stay a safe distance away from this girl he bumped into… otherwise known as stalking. It was then that he overheard her goal to enter Shukuen Gakuen. And so, it became his goal as well. His other goal was to someday meet her at Shukuen, learn her name, be friends, turn into lovers, get married, have several half a dozen children, grow old together, and blend together in the same urn. But, perhaps that was thinking too far. Right now talking to her was his main priority, and he still couldn't find the courage to do so.

There was a knock on the door.

"Students listen up!" Ryuzaki-sensei clapped her hands together in order to gain their attention, "Today we'll be having a new student. According to this note, she likes to comb her long hair, put on make-up, dance to pop music, talk about boys, …and do other girly things. Um… Okay… Well, let's welcome her into our classroom."

The door slid open and Yuuta's jaw dropped.

"WHAT THE HELL? WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?" Yuuta stood up and yelled.

In front of the classroom stood a cheerfully smiling girl with honey brown hair that travelled down her back, her face lightly dusted with make-up, and legs clean-shaven because she was wearing a rather short skirt. The girl let out a small giggle, "Silly! This is the school uniform!"

Yuuta would have responded, but the words died in his throat as he overheard Tachibana Ann sigh and murmur: "I wish I was that slim and had gorgeous legs like that…"

"Excuse me, but do you know Yuuta-kun?" A girl in the class raised her hand.

"Yes! I'm his twin sister Syusuke!" She smiled.

"No! No! No!" Yuuta shook his head as he darted to the front of the classroom, grabbed his… brother (?) by the hand and dragged her (?) out of the room. Once under the safety of the stairwell he managed to suppress his rage and tried his best to keep an indoor voice, "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Saa… I should be asking you that." Syusuke replied, "You're the one who suddenly left to this place without telling anyone… especially me."

"Well, if I told you, you'd follow me for sure." Yuuta growled.

"You used to tell me everything." Syusuke finally let his smile drop.

"It's not natural to be as close as you're trying to be with me." Yuuta replied.

"But we're twins." Syusuke responded as though it was an obvious answer.

"But I need to breathe. I need to grow into my own person, and I can't have you hanging over me every time. Go back home." Yuuta ordered.

"No. We were born together, we stay together." Syusuke replied, then frowned, "Wait… Why are you acting this way? Could it be-"

"Shut it!" Yuuta warned.

"A girl." Syusuke accused, "You're after a girl aren't you?"

"No." Yuuta fidgeted, "No. Yes. Maybe! I don't know!"

"She's not worth it. You're too good for her." Syusuke stated firmly.

"You don't even know who it is!" Yuuta yelled.

"But I'm going to stay here. I'm going to find out who it is. And I'm going to prove me right. There's no way some air-brain girl like that is going to sink her claws into my precious Yuuta!" Syusuke announced.

"Air-brain girl like what? Who are you thinking of? Why are you so crazy?" Yuuta questioned with frustration evident in his voice.

"Fuji-kun? And… Fuji-san??" A deep baritone voice filtered through the stairwell.

"Aa! Tezuka-san! Sorry for running out of the classroom. Did sensei send you after us?" Yuuta asked.

There were several footsteps before a tall teenager with dark brown hair, bronze eyes with oval glasses over them, and a rather cool aura presented himself. He gave the twins a small nod, "It's my duty as class president."

"Sorry for the trouble." Yuuta apologized.

"Excuse me… you." Syusuke squinted her eyes, "We were having a family talk."

"My name's Tezuka Kunimitsu and please save your talking for after class." He replied.

"Syusuke, you better think about what I said." Yuuta muttered as turned his heel and marched back to class.

"What?" Fuji blinked and protested, "You're the one who should think about what I said! Yuuta? Yuuta! Stop running away from me!!"

To be continued.

Note: I hope you all enjoyed reading this chapter and will stick around for the next chapters as they come out. :D I'd like to point out that it was so weird writing Fuji as Syusuke. I'd normally keep his name to what people call him in the manga and anime, but then there was Fuji-mama and his sister who were also Fujis… Yuuta's Yuuta I guess, so no problem there. Also, if anyone's wondering Shukuen Gakuen is like Party School, literally? But seriously, it is important to maintain good grades.
Um… For those who are still interested in Murder Tactics, I'm halfway done writing the next chapter and I'm really sorry for the long wait. Well, thanks again for reading and comments are appreciated!