SasoDei - Interruptions

Sasori grinned at the sight below him. His uke, Deidara, was naked and shivering in front of his Danna. Sasori, also naked, reached into his discarded pants pocket and pulled out two pills. He popped one himself, and he instantly got harder and slightly longer. With the other pill in hand, he grabbed Deidara's chin and forced his mouth open. The naked blonde had his teeth clenched so the artificial red-head chuckled,

"You wouldn't want me to break those pretty teeth of yours, do you?" Deidara's eyes gathered watery drops and he shook his head no. Sasori smiled triumphantly and popped the pill into Deidara's open mouth. The blonde felt his prize grow harder and larger and whimpered pleadingly to his Danna.

" Now, since I'm the master, you've got to do what I say...," Sasori bent down and whispered into the Iwa missing nin's ear, " and that means we get to do a 69. Got that, uke?" Deidara nodded and bit his lip. Sasori laid next to Deidara on the cot in the greenhouse, and positioned himself towards his uke's cock. He grabbed it and brought it up to his mouth. Before he started, he lastly said,

"Deidara, I'm not just doing by myself. Start sucking first so I know you are doing so." He felt Deidara grab his hard member and put it in his mouth. He also did the same, sucking hard. A creak was heard and both stopped, mid suck. Another creak sounded, directly west of them. Preoccupied, they turned their eyes toward the sound and found Itachi, with a toothbrush in hand. Itachi smiled and held up his prize. They looked blankly at him and removed cock from mouth. Rinse and repeat.

"Can't you see we're busy, you blind fool? Itachi's smile dropped and his onyx eyes watered. The naked pair stared on in shock as the great Uchiha broke down into tears. The black haired ninja sobbed freely now, barely getting out,

"All I wan-wanted t-to do was r-rape you wit-with a toothbrush! An-and now your he-here telling me t-to go away! Why can't w-we all get along?!" Itachi threw his toothbrush at the two and ran out of the greenhouse, crying for Kisame. Sasori and Deidara sat up on the cot and looked at each other. Sasori got up and fished around on the green covered floor for the toothbrush. He plucked it up before Zetsu's 'sperm,' as they call it, infests it. He held up the toothbrush and commented,

"Heh. That's not such a bad idea. Hey, brat. Want to know what a toothbrush feels like?" Deidara stared blankly at him. He rolled his eyes and grabbed his Danna by the shoulders and pulled him on top of himself. Sasori opened his eyes wide and pulled back. He looked at the toothbrush and back to Deidara. He shrugged and tossed the toothbrush away. The red-head descended onto the blonde uke and shoved more than just his tongue into a moist opening...

The toothbrush lay forgotten, surrounded by many Venus Fly Trap babies. They clamped it in their jaws and melted into the ground. They reappeared next to Zetsu, holding the instrument up. Zetsu chuckled and picked up the toothbrush. He held it up into the light and the sun glinted off of it, blinding a young girl on a bicycle going by. She crashed into a telephone pole and sloped to the ground, dead. Zetsu and his children flocked over and began to consume her, later getting a call from a very pissed off mother...

I hope you liked it! :D After a very long time, I'm back. And I'm here with pr0nz.

I do not own Naruto, or Daydrifter's idea's that appear in here. Although there is only one or two small ones, I just want to let you all know. ( By the way. I got permission to use them, so no flames saying I 'stole' when I didn't.)