Kai: Chapter Five! Woot!

Disclaimer: I only own the rules after 90. The rules 1 thru 90 belong to H.E. Gray. Well most of them, I changed a few up completely.

Things Team Thirteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do

(Rules 121-150)

121. Stop hanging out in the Forest of Death. This is the fourth time you've entered & left open the gate, thus allowing the tigers within it to escape. The last three times we let slide, but this time someone nearly got eaten. So stop.

122. No, Kaia, it is not funny in any way, shape, or form to convince the innocent academy students to moon their superiors.

123. Nor is it funny to convince them to pull down the pants of their superiors while in public.

124. Whoever hacked into the ANBU computers and changed the password, congrulations, now change it back.

125. Who's idea was it to upload yaoi onto the ANBU computers? It was not appreciated in any way.

126. Whoever changed the lock on the Interrogation headquarters, haha very funny, now change them back.

127. Just because you don't like the Kazekage's older brother and his perverted tendencies, does not give you the authority to steal his puppets, string him up by his ankles, and hang him from the Hokage tower. Even if the Kazekage & his older sister enjoyed it.

128. Nor does it give you the authority to doodle on his puppets and his face.

129. Just because you three live next door to the Hyuuga Clan, does not mean you can blare heavy metal music at two o'clock in the morning.

130. Sasha, we would appreciate it if you would stop blowing things up with your paper bombs. Especially when the building you blow up is part of the academy.

131. Whomever got Lee drunk, it was not appreciated.

132. Sasha, stop trying to resurrect Yondaime. You are not a necromancer, contrary to your beliefs. Kaia, Trinity, stop incouraging her.

133. Kaia, stop spiking Naruto's ramen. He's bad enough hyper, we don't need him drunk too.

134. How exactly did you get all that blackmail on the ANBU?

135. And on the Hokage, Jiraiya, Morino Ibiki, Mitarashi Anko, Hatake Kakashi, Hyuuga Hiashi, the ANBU black ops, the Kazekage, Orochimaru, and the Akatsuki?

136. Stop betting against the Hokage, you know how she is at gambling.

137. What ever possessed you to teach Konohamaru and his friends 'The Song that NEVER ends'?

138. Squirrels are not plotting to take over the village, so stop telling the academy students that they are.

139. It would be greatly appreciated if you would stop changing the password to the ANBU headquarter computers.

140. And uploading both yaoi and yuri to it.

141. Whomever informed Lee that it would be a good idea to give the Kazekage a hug full of Youthfulness, it was not funny in any way, shape, or form. Lee is once again in the hospital recovering.

142. Stop running through the village yelling that the hidden Sound is coming. Too many people have been hospitalized because of it.

143. Stop telling Sasuke that Itachi is in the Hidden Mist. We can't have him running off every five minutes.

144. Trinity, stop stalking Inuzuka Kiba. If you don't he'll file a restraining order against you.

145. Kaia, stop drawing Yaoi on important buldings.

146. The same goes for yuri.

147. Sasha, why exactly are you stalking Hyuuga Neji?

148. Stop trying to corrupt Hyuuga Hinata. Hiashi doesn't appreciate it.

149. The same applies to Hyuuga Hinabi.

150. Lady Tsunade is not dating Jiraiya, so stop implying it.