Author's Note: Okay, i credit this chapter to AvaofLight. You know in the prev page, i asked for help? Well, AvaofLight is so damn kind and generous and sent me her chapter 9. Her one is originally 8000 characters. 0_0. I know, its awesome. I did take out some of her parts and put in some of mine, so now it is 2500 characters +. 0_0 But don't worry, if you want to read her one and kick my ass for ruining the story, just PM me. I will send it to you. And check her stories too! Its awesome!

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Tenten's POV

We all went home to get our stuff for the beach. I mean what good is diving without diving suits?

I grabbed my towel, and went to my room. I had 3 diving suits. One was a blue suit; the next was a green one piece that was a little too tight. And finally the next was black, but it had a small, cute panda face on the left side of it. What to choose?

I really wanted something that would blow Neji off his feet. That way his big as----- big butt ego would be put in its rightful place. Below mine! I grinned evilly.

But sadly, nothing I had was good enough to do that… well, maybe the green one, but that was kinda way too tight and doesn't leave anything to imagine. And I don't want to look like a slut. Maybe I should go shopping really quick?

I shuddered. No thank you. Nu-uh, no way. I like shopping with my friends (If I truly feel like it) but without them, I detest it. That is why we are going diving. Not shopping. Although it would be nice to see Neji being tortured…

Nah, I can't be too mean to the guy.

And then I found a fourth diving suit…

(When she was out the door)

I had time to kill. Heck, I had a lot of time to kill. Because Amu wanted a lot of time to choose the best colors for her. I was fine with that, until I got bored.

This was about 35 seconds ago. It felt like 5 minutes though.I was wandering around town, when I saw a café. It had tasty looking sandwiches in it. And whole lot of other good looking stuff. And then I was hit with an idea.

A picnic!!!

Neji's POV

We were supposed to meet on the beach. Rock Lee was the first to arrive, then myself, and then Amu. Typically, Tenten was the last one.

"Neji, I have beaten you, I was the first to arrive, and you came after me, so therefore, I have won, in the eyes of youthful joy!!!!!"

At this point Rock Lee's eyes were flooding with emotion, and tears.

"Guy-sensei!!! I hope I have made you PROUD!!!!!!" He screamed to the whole beach.

I sweat dropped because no one was here other than us. Well there was an elderly couple further along the beach, but now they were high tailing it out of here. I can presume it was because of Lee's 'youthful' yelling. And truthfully I didn't care who got here first, as long as no one was late. But of course. Tenten is late.

After a few minutes of watching Lee youthfully do his youthful victory lap of youth, I spotted Tenten. She came up to us holding a very large basket. The feeling of dread set. If she thought I would sit and calmly eat whatever crap she had packed, she was dead wrong. Especially after being late.

"Hey guys!" she said as she have dragged, have carried the huge basket.

She was smiling a big smile.

"Hello Tenten!!!" Lee greeted.

"Hiya," Amu said.

I said nothing.

"What is that you have brought, Tenten?" Lee said while eyeing the basket.

"I thought it would be cool for us to have a picnic, you know since it's a nice day and everything."

"Cool," Amu put in just before Lee yelled.

"That is a fantastic idea Tenten, most youthful indeed!! I am sure that if Guy-sensei were here to witness such a youthful act, he would be congratulating you tremendously. You are so youthful Tenten! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! Youthful! ~"

He kept on going and saying that annoying word over, and over, and over again.

"Tenten, you shouldn't have brought that." I say to her coldly.

"Oh and why is that wise guy?"

"We will have to wait half an hour to get into the water." I say, as I look into her brown eyes.

Wait… I didn't mean to say that, I meant to say something cold, and cruel, like 'Because nobody would want to eat that crap.

"That's no biggie, we can eat afterwards." She said.

Now was my chance to say something mean!

"It might get stolen."

What? Huh? I wasn't supposed to say that either! I need to be cold and mean, I need to be very mean.

"I don't think so Neji, I mean there is no one here." She said .

Cold. Cruel. Evil!

"I saw an elderly couple earlier, they might come back." I mentally did an anime fall.

Why is it so hard to be mean!? Just one mean sentence Neji, come on, you can definitely do it!! Oh my goodness, I am sounding very pathetic right now.

"I doubt they will come back. Plus, why would a sweet elderly couple come and take other people's stuff?" She said, giggling a bit more.

"Well if we leave, they might come along, and think we left it here. And they might take it to the authorities so we can pick it up. And how inconvenient would that be?"

Her giggle is very nice to hear. Almost soothing… Oh Neji…Get. A. Grip.

"I doubt it Neji, I think they would be able to get that we are in fact still here from all the noise we will be making and because the basket is heavy."

She was grinning. She is enjoying our little argument. I bet she is laughing at me right now in her twisted little mind.I liked her grin…This is pathetic.

"Ugh, I don't think anyone would want to eat that crap you call food. After all , it is made by YOU" Neji spat venomously.

At this point the 'youthful!' that was in the background stopped. And Tenten's smile disappeared.

"I worked my ass off on this picnic. I thought it was something we could all enjoy. So you could at least thank me!"

"Oh, i'm sorry Tenten. I'm so sorry that you can't even make a decent picnic." I said smugly.

"You are a jerk!! You are self centered and don't care about anyone but yourself!! I can't believe I got stuck with you. Why you? Out of all the people…" She glared daggers at me, and ran off.

"Son of a bitch." I heard her mutter.

"My mother is not a bitch! Is she?" I wondered in my mind.

Tenten's POV

He really was a motherf** son of a bitch. I had gone into the café, and bought stuff with my own money, and then gone home to make more stuff. And instead of at least thanking me for the effort, he says he doesn't want to eat it! I would have been okay if he said 'Sorry, I don't want to eat it, but thanks anyway.'

Sure I would have been annoyed, but not angry, and upset. And right now I am so freaking pissed. I mean how could I even think for a second that the cold hearted bastard would like anything I did? He's a jerk! And he's coming my way…

I don't want to deal with him right now, so I started running. It was hard to run, because the sand wasn't firm, it was squishy, and it moved. But that sure didn't stop me from trying to get away from him. But he ran too, and he started to get closer. And closer.I saw a few big shells near me and I began to chuck them at him. Neji , being the annoying prodigy that he is, avoided my attacks gracefully. In a desperate move, I threw the seaweed that was lying everywhere in the beach onto his face.

Bullseye!!! I saw his eyebrows twitching madly and I began to run away again like a madwoman. My hair suddenly felt free, not as tight and tense as it had been when I tied it in a bun.

Oh no, he didn't.

I turned around and saw Neji running in the opposite direction with my beloved ribbon. Like a bull running towards the red cloth, I sprinted towards him. I nearly caught him when I slipped on the stupid sand. I kept in the same position, my face planted in the sand and I was cussing the sand for being stupid.

"Don't blame the sand just because you're stupid." I heard HIS voice.

I can so visualise him smirking right now. I got up and glared at him again.

"Give it back." I demanded.

"Give what back?" Neji said in fake innocence.

I gritted my teeth and spat out, "MY. RIBBON."

"Oh, you mean this one?" Neji pointed to the hand that was holding the ribbon.

And then, HE SHOVED IT DOWN HIS PANTS.

"Okay, you can take it." Neji said, while smiling innocently.

I think my soul just left my body.

Neji's POV

I dragged Tenten's lifeless body back to Lee and Amu."Oh, what has happened to Tenten's hair?" Lee asked.

"I take it you apologized?" Amu asked.

"Yes, I did." I lied.

"How youthful!" Lee cried, as Tenten came up to us.

Lee took off his shirt, and Amu took off her pants and shirt, because she had her swim suit on underneath. Tenten, on the other hand, was stationary and still looked traumatized.

"Tenten, if you're not changing into the swimsuit by yourself, I will change it for you." I inched closed towards Tenten.

She was snapped out of her trance when I began to lift up her shirt.

"I-I-i will change by myself, thank you very much." She spoke quickly.

Normal POV

Neji looked at Tenten and scanned her body. It wasn't really what he was hoping for as it was the diving suit and not a bikini since they are diving, not just swimming. Neji grimaced over that fact but his mood was lightened as the suit did hug her body at all the right curves. The front of the suit was black, but the behind was all white. On her chest was the yin-yang symbol. He looked up when Tenten gasped at his direction.

"And here I thought you were just flat-chested with the school uniform! You are totally boobless, Neji! So you are a male!" Tenten snickered, and she began to act more like herself.

Neji glared at her and toss his hair behind. Amu began giggling at their interaction and patted Lee on his back. Lee gazed at her, touched.

"Oh, my angel!!! Your youthfulness has restored my broken heart! I shall protect you till I die!" Rock Lee proclaimed to Amu.

"Shh… Lee, you're too loud. Its embarrassing," Amu whispered to him.

She tossed everyone a snorkel, and after everyone had put them on, they dived into the beautiful ocean.

The sight was heavenly. There was corals, fishes that looked like Nemo and there were a few baby octopuses there. Neji took one of the octopus and tapped Tenten on the shoulder. Once Tenten turned towards him, he sticked the octopus on her face, with the suctions of the tentacles holding tightly on her skin. While she was flailing in the ocean with her arms, Neji was laughing silently.

After painfully removing the octopus, Tenten swam towards Neji dangerously. Once Neji saw her face marked with the suctions of the tentacles, he began to crack up again. Tenten squirted the ink from the octopus towards him. But since they are in the ocean, the ink easily washed off his face.

Frustrated, Tenten began to lash out at Neji, kicking and punching him. Neji caught her wrists and swam to the surface, still holding on to her.

"Neji, you little-"

"Son of a bitch? " Neji continued for her.

"Yeah!!! You're such a-"

"Pain in the ass?"

"Yeah!! Hey, stop finishing my sentence for me, you-"

"Asshole? " Neji continued again.

"WRONG!! Bwahaha!!! Its you insufferable little bastard! Hah!" Tenten smirked victoriously.

"Damn, you are so-" Neji said.

" Awesome?" Tenten interrupted.

"Wrong. It is ' you are so cute'." Neji smirked.

Tenten suddenly blushed as she did not expect that comment. She then quickly dived into the water to escape her embarassment when she popped her head up into the surface.

"You are still not forgiven for the ribbon incident." Tenten declared and submerged into the water.

"Amu, my princess! Look what made for you!!" Lee held out his hand, showing a pearl necklace.

"Aww, Lee!! That's so sweet!!"

Both of them blushed when Lee put the necklace on her neck for her.

'Gai-sensei, my perseverance finally worked!!" Rock Lee yelled in his mind.

After the activity has ended, all of them were walking together side by side.

"Embarassed by that tiny comment, Tenten?" Neji teased her.

Tenten quickly took out a scissor from her pocket and snip a little of Neji's hair. Neji's eyes almost bulged out off its sockets.

"WHAT???!!! DID RAMEN GO EXTINCT?!!" Naruto was woken awake by a piercing scream.

Author's Note: Teehee, i think you all know which one is my part lol, the retarded stupid ones. I esp like the shoving down his pants thing. Gahaha! Don't forget to thank Avaoflight because she's the reason i was able to update. Stupid giant author's block. Haha! And if you're tired of checking whether i have updated or not, why not put me on FF alert? That way,it will alert you once i have updated .