Disclaimer: I still don't own PJO… sigh…

Sorry I couldn't get this onto a new chapter... oops! But this would be the new chapter. Enjoy!

Annabeth runs off stage, muttering 'Thank gods!'

Oprah: Well, why don't we bring Percy out to discuss Annab--

Percy: (screaming) She's not my girlfriend!!

Percy walks onto the stage

Oprah: Alright, alright… if you two aren't going to be cooperative, why don't we bring out someone else…

Percy leaves the stage

Oprah: Okay, now, incase we needed an extra guest, I asked Miss Silena, from the camp that Percy and Annabeth attend to come and join us. Silena?

Silena walks on stage and sits down on the couch

Silena: Hi!

Oprah: So, Silena, can you tell us about Percy and Annabeth?

More crashes behind the stage

Oprah: (angrily) Oh, what are all those crashes about?

Another crash, Percy and Annabeth come running onto the stage, Silena runs off

Annabeth: Everyone run! There's a monster back there! Run!

One final crash, and something comes tumbling onto the stage

Percy: (yelling) It's a minotaur!

Oprah: Oh, gosh! What is it wearing!? Is it wearing… bright white underwear!?

Shout from the audience: We need to keep this G-Rated!

Another shout: Carly! Sam! Cover your eyes!

Annabeth: Everyone leave! Percy and I will fight this off!

Awww

Percy and Annabeth: Shut up!!

Most people begin to exit the auditorium

Percy and Annabeth draw their swords and begin hacking at the minotaur

Percy stabs the monster in the back and it collapses in gold dust

Oprah: Well… that was an… interesting show! Stay tuned for a new episode of Dr. Phil: Marriage Problems! Thanks for watching!

I hope you enjoyed this chap of the book! This will be the end of Oprah, at least for a while, but keep checking back for my new series: Dr. Phil and the Gods! Watch what happens when Aphrodite and Ares come on the show, Athena and Poseidon, and many more!