Disclaimer: I don't own PJO, I just own this plot. Rick owns PJO. I'm not Rick, 'cause if I was, I'd be a guy and I'd be rich!
Oprah: Hey there, and welcome to the Oprah Show!
applause
Oprah: Okay, now, today we have a very special guest. His name is Luke and he has what we like to call here on Oprah, 'control problems'. So, meet our special guest, Luke!
Luke walks on stage
Luke: Hey everyone!
Oprah: Hi, Luke, why don't you tell us something about yourself!
Luke: Okay, I belong to a special organization called the KA. We learn about government, mythology, and we have dental!
Oprah: (to audience) Now, everyone, we would like to tell you that Kronos' Army, as Luke tells us about, is an evil organization in which everyone is in danger. That is why we are here today with Luke! To talk about his problem with this organization.
Oprah: (to Luke) So, Luke, what do you think drove you to join this army?
Luke: Truthfully, I think it was parental issues. My parents never really loved me… sigh…
awww
Luke: Yes, yes, I know… tragic…
Oprah: Did you have problems as a child? Did you have social problems?
Luke: No, actually, I had many friends and there was even this one girl at my old camp who really liked me. Her name was Annabeth.
crash from behind stage
Annabeth: (stomps onto stage) Excuse me!?
Luke: Oh… Annabeth… hi!
Oprah: (gasps) Well, who's this, Luke? An old flame?
more crashing
Percy: (stomps onto stage and reaches into his pocket) What!?
Percy pulls out Riptide
Percy: Annabeth, would you like to explain what exactly is happening here between you and Luke?
Annabeth: (face turning red) Uh, nothing…
Oprah: Ooooh, is this a new couple I see? Well, sit down, sit down!
Oprah pushes Luke off the stage and shoves Annabeth and Percy onto a couch
Oprah: So, are you two dating?
Percy and Annabeth: NO!!
Oprah: Oh, I see. Percy, why don't you step off the stage for a moment?
Percy: Gladly!
Percy runs off stage, Oprah turns to Annabeth
Oprah: So, Annabeth, what are your feelings towards Percy?
Annabeth: Well, uh, I don't know…
Oprah: Would you say you two were close?
Annabeth: Well, I'm not sure… I guess…
Oprah: Do you ever feel jealous of him and (Oprah checks a card) Silena?
Annabeth: What!? Oh, uh, no?
Oprah: Okay, then, why don't you leave now…
I hope you liked this episode of Oprah! What will happen next time? Will Percy confess that he likes Annabeth? Who will Oprah bring on the show next week? Send your suggestions! Reviews are accepted! Thank you!