A/N: Hello again! I am so sorry for not updating for so long, and for not being able to include everyone's dares from last chapter, but I was completely overwhelmed with schoolwork. I am in my junior year of high school, after all. Note that I will be writing in Jacob and Renesmee from now on. They just haven't appeared yet because there were no dares for them. If you would like to submit your old dares or just want to submit new ones, I welcome them all.
And I will try to update within a month, I am not abandoning this. It's too much fun to write.
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i love this! its too funny!
okay, i have a dare:
Make Rose shave all of her hair off!!
mwhahaha!!
xHannax1018
Rosalie: …What?
Edward: -smirks-
Alice: Uh-oh... -smiles-
Jasper: -grins-
Emmett: -whistles-
Sky: Looks like you lost the bet
Rosalie: -glares- I am NOT shaving my hair off!
Sky: Yes you are
Rosalie: Who says?
Sky: Me.
Rosalie: -eyes narrow-
Sky: Come on. It won't be that bad
Rosalie: -mutters- Says you
Edward: It would be a good look for you
Rosalie: Shut up, Edward
Edward: -sticks tongue out- Make me
Sky: -sighs- Do it already
Rosalie: I am never going to forgive you for this
Edward: That's what you say about a lot of things
Rosalie: Didn't I tell you to shut up?
Edward: You say that a lot too
Rosalie: -snarls-
Edward: Ooh, scary Rosie
Rosalie: I AM NOT ROSIE!!
Sky: Come on, Rose. You can do it.
Rosalie: -glares- I'm not going to forgive you
Sky: Didn't you say that before?
Rosalie: SHUT UP!!
Sky: Then shave your hair off.
Rosalie: -glares- -picks up the razor and slowly shaves off her hair-
Edward & Jasper: -high fives-
Alice: Your wife is not going to be happy later
Emmett: I know. And that's what scares me. It's not going to be pleasant tonight.
Rosalie: -mutters- You bet it won't.
Emmett: -grins uneasily-
o that was funnay! ok ok I dare
Edward: Proclaim his false gay love for Jacob.
Emmett: Kiss Bella!
Rosalie: Blow up her car
Alice: Paint her car yellow! ;P
Jasper: Eh...I love him too much to dare him.
JBizz
Edward: Eh?
Sky: -grins- I always knew you loved him!
Edward: What? No! I'm not doing that!
Sky: Yes you are.
Edward: No.
Sky: Eddy…
Edward: -growls-
Sky: Don't make me do something you'll regret
Edward: -narrows eyes-
Sky: Come on. You can do it.
Emmett: Now this is something I have to see
Edward: -glares-
Alice: I'll go get the mutt!
Edward: I'm NOT doing it.
Rosalie: You already agreed to it
Edward: Since when?!
Rosalie: Since we started this
Edward: -groans-
Bella: Edward, I don't think it'll be that bad
Edward: All right, Bella, just because you said once that you loved the mutt does not mean it will be easy for me
Bella: When did I say that?
Sky: Sometime when you were with the mutt
Jacob: I have a name you know
Sky: I don't care.
Jacob: Do I know you? You look familiar...
Sky: Really?
Jacob: Were you the one throwing rotten tomatoes at my window last night?
Sky: ...Maybe?
Jacob: Why?
Sky: Because I despise you.
Edward: I second that.
Jacob: Gee, thanks.
Sky: -grins- You're welcome
Alice: So are we doing this or what?
Rosalie: Yeah! Do it already!
Emmett: -takes out video camera-
Edward: -scowls-
Jacob: What are you doing?
Edward: -grimaces- Jacob...I...um...eh...
Jacob: What?
Edward: ...I...I...lo--dammit, I love you!! -covers mouth-
Bella & Sky: -grins-
Emmett: -whistles-
Alice: -smirks-
Jacob: -blinks stupidly- Excuse me?
Sky: I think if Edward was able, he would be blushing
Edward: Shut up!!
Emmett: -comes up behind Bella and kisses her-
Bella: ...?
Rosalie & Edward: Emmett!!!
Emmett: Oh crap... -runs away-
Rosalie & Edward: -chase after him- GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!!!
Sky: Oh Rosalie...
Rosalie: -appears by her side- What? You just pulled me from ripping Emmett limb from--
Sky: -points to her dare-
Rosalie: -reads it- -eyes widen- What?! Why the hell do I have to blow up my car?!
Sky: Because you have to.
Rosalie: -glares-
Alice: Your car shall be remembered forever in our hearts...
Edward: Maybe we should hold a funeral for it...
Bella: A funeral for a car?
Alice: We did it for the last car Rosalie had
Jasper: I remember that one...
Rosalie: -rolls eyes and goes to her car- -presses the self-destruct button and steps back-
All: -watches as the car blows up-
Jasper: -hums mournfully-
Rosalie: Oh shut up.
Sky: Hey, Alice, you have to paint your car again.
Alice: Really? Yay! -grabs paint can and enthusiastically paints her car- Jazzy, come help me!
Jasper: -sighs- Okay...
Sky: Looks like Jasper isn't going to get dared...
Edward: Damn
Emmett: Lucky
Rosalie: For now, anyway.
Jasper: -grins-
Alright, I'm not sure how to word this and I'm not sure if you wanted Renesmee in this story or not, but i want Renesmee to convince Edward to dress up in a tutu and dance around like a ballerina! :)
thanks!
Fanpire95
Edward: A...ballerina?
Bella: -bursts out laughing-
Edward: What...the...hell?
Bella: Want me to get that costume ready, missus?
Edward: -glares- I'm NOT a girl
Bella: I never said you were
Edward: Right...
Sky: Come on, Eddy.
Edward: No.
Sky: Eddy.
Edward: Not if you call me that.
Sky: Edward?
Edward: No, dammit.
Sky: Not even for your own daughter?
Edward: ...
Sky: This is her first episode that she's been in...
Renesmee: Please, daddy?
Edward: -runs hands through hair- Ah hell...why are you making me do this?
Renesmee: -pouts-
Edward: Fine, dammit! Geez!
Renesmee: -grins-
Bella: No swearing in front of your daughter!!
Edward: She's lived long enough to hear plenty, you know.
Bella: She may look like a teenager, but she's only 5 years old.
Edward: -sighs-
Sky: Just get it over with.
Alice: I think I've had a vision of this...
Jasper: Really?
Edward: When did that happen?
Alice: -shrugs- I don't remember
Rosalie: Just get in the damn tutu, Edward.
Edward: -glares-
Sky & Bella: -drag him to a dressing room and shove him in there-
Bella: -hands him a pink sparkly tutu-
Edward: -groans- Why?
Bella: Remember, it's for Renesmee.
Edward: -mutters incoherently as he puts it on-
Bella: Come on out, Edward! We want to see you in your pretty costume!
Edward: You're not helping, Bella!
Renesmee: Daddy!! I want to see you!!
Edward: -groans- This is going to ruin me...I just know it... -steps out from behind the curtain-
Alice, Rosalie, Bella & Renesmee: -screams in delight-
Jasper & Emmett: -laugh and take many pictures-
Edward: Put that away!!
Renesmee: Now dance, daddy!
Edward: Are you kidding?!
Renesmee: Nope! -grins-
Edward: Ugh... -sways a little and steps lightly-
Sky: -shakes head- This is so worth it... -grins-
Edward: Can I stop now?
Renesmee: Hm...I'll let you if you allow me to kiss Jake!!
Edward: Hell no!
Renesmee: Then you'll keep dancing!!
Edward: -growls- Fine!!
Renesmee: Yay! Thanks, daddy! You can stop now
Edward: -rushes into the dressing room-
Emmett & Jasper: -exchange high-fives with Renesmee-
i want edward to make out with jasper, emmett not to touch rose for 3 days, alice to draw on her face with a sharpie, and bella try to bite Edward
volleyballqueen
Sky: Oooh
Edward & Jasper: -eyes widen-
Alice & Bella: -blink and then look at each other and start to giggle-
Alice: -pushes Jasper towards Edward- It'll be easy, Jazzy.
Bella: -pushes Edward towards Jasper- You do it all the time
Edward: But that's with you
Sky: It will be fine, Eddy. Just do it for one minute and then it will be over
Jasper: Just for a minute?
Edward: Really?
Sky: Yep.
Jasper & Edward: -glance at each other and kiss-
Sky: -grins- Counting from one minute....
Jasper & Edward: -their kiss deepens-
Sky: -eyes widen as she grins evilly-
Bella: You know you can stop now...
Emmett: Maybe they don't want to
Alice: -nods thoughtfully-
Rosalie: We all thought that Edward was bi until he met you, Bella. We weren't really sure what he was interested in, so we enjoyed throwing suggestions at him of people he should date.
Emmett: Oh yeah, remember that jock we paired him with during the 80s?
Alice: Or the hippie girl?
Bella: -blinks-
Edward: -pulls away from Jasper- Stop talking about me behind my back. You know I never went out with either of those people
Rosalie: Really?
Emmett: We caught you in the closet with the jock!
Edward: You did not!!
Alice: We got pictures of you!!
Edward: WHAT?!?!
Rosalie: I'll get them! -races off-
Edward: Nooo! Stop it!
Bella: Edward...are you bi?
Edward: No, I'm not! Don't believe their lies, Bella.
Emmett: I clearly remember catching you--
Edward: Drop it, dammit!!!
Emmett: -sticks tongue out-
Sky: -claps hands- All right, order, order. Next dare.
Emmett: I can't touch Rose for three days?
Rosalie: Hm?
Emmett: Ugh...just when I promised her that I would--
Edward: -nose wrinkles- Ew.
Emmett: You don't have to always listen in, Eddy
Edward: It's hard not to when you're projecting them. Are you trying to corrupt me?
Emmett: Maybe.
Edward: -scowls-
Emmett: I'm sorry, Rose. I can't touch you for three days!
Rosalie: Eh?
-THREE DAYS LATER-
Rosalie: Is it over yet?
Emmett: -is muttering to himself as he stares at Rosalie-
Edward: Okay, I know that your mates and all...but that's starting to get really creepy.
Rosalie: Oh shut up, Edward. I like it when he stares at me.
Edward: -rolls eyes- Of course you do.
Emmett: Can I touch her now?
Sky: Five more seconds...three...two...one...
Emmett: ROSE! -runs up to her and hugs her-
Rosalie: Yes, I love you too, Emmett.
Sky: -shakes head-
Edward: -eyes widen- Will you please stop it?!?! I do not want to see that!!
Emmett & Rosalie: -look at him blankly-
Edward: -groans-
Sky: Next... -goes to Alice and hands her a sharpie-
Alice: What do I do with this?
Sky: You have to draw on your face with it
Alice: ...
Sky: Really.
Alice: -gives her a look of disbelief-
Sky: Don't look at me like that. Just do it
Alice: -rolls eyes and raises the sharpie to her face- -slowly draws a moustache and circles on her cheeks-
Edward: Are you trying to make yourself a clown?
Alice: Shut up. This is harder than it looks.
Edward: You are a clown, though.
Alice: -throws the sharpie at Edward-
Sky: And...
Bella: -leaps onto Edward's back- Oh Edward!!
Edward: Ah! -puts her back on the ground and looks at her- -restrains her hands- What's gotten into you?
Bella: -leans forward and tries to bite his neck-
Edward: What the hell? Bella, are you okay?
Bella: I must bite you!!
Edward: -holds her back- -looks at Sky- Does she have rabies?
Sky: -shrugs-
Bella: -breaks free and bites him on the neck-
Edward: Gah! -falls to the ground with Bella on top of him- What was that for?
Bella: -grins innocently and kisses him-
i dare rose and alice to give the boys girly makeovers wile bella tapes it!(dun dun dun!)
Twilight Rose Cullen
Edward, Jasper & Emmett: Eh?
Rosalie, Bella & Alice: -grin evilly-
Sky: -hands Bella a video camera- Have fun.
The boys: -back away-
Rosalie & Alice: -grab them and ties them down to chairs-
Rosalie: -combs Edward's hair and puts braids in it-
Edward: Let me go!
Rosalie: -smacks him- Behave and act like a good little boy before I hurt you.
Edward: -grins uneasily- Yes, ma'am.
Alice: -applies pink glittery makeup to Jasper-
Jasper: -whines- Alice...
Alice: Hush, dear. -grabs the lipstick and smears it on his lips- -drops it and then puts on the blush and then eyeliner-
Rosalie: Hey, Alice, why don't you do Edward while I work on Emmett?
Edward: -whimpers-
Alice: -grins- Okay! -skips to Edward and puts on blush, eyeliner, lipstick, and pink glitter-
Bella: You don't look half bad Edward
Edward: -glares- You're just saying that to make me feel better
Bella: Well...
Edward: -pouts-
Bella: Now you look even more like a girl
Edward: I do not!!
Alice: Oh stop denying it already
Edward: -groans-
Alice: Rose, you done with Emmett yet?
Rosalie: Yeah. I'll do Jazzy's hair.
Jasper: -sighs-
Rosalie: -combs through his hair and puts in pigtails-
Bella: -laughs- You look great, Jasper!
Jasper: ...
Alice: There! We're done!
Edward: Finally...
Sky: Now we have to take a picture!
Edward: WHAT?!
Rosalie: -takes a picture- We should show these to people at school
Emmett: Ah hell no!!
Jasper: Please don't...
Alice & Bella: -takes more pictures-
Alice: -in a heavy French accent- You look fahbulous, dahling
Jasper: -groans-
Sky: -laughs-