Disclaimer: No I don't own Naruto. sniffs But I will survive, as long as I can write stupid silly stories like this! :-P

Warning: It'll be Sasunaru eventually...Also there are crazy fan girls. Beware the fan girls!!

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Sasuke glared at the crowd of fan girls around him who made sure he did not escape. He would have shouted, or at least smirked, if he had not been bound and gagged to a chair. He was still unsure of how they had captured him, but Sasuke knew that they possessed strange and scarily strong powers when it came to him.

Before he knew it they were carrying the chair. Despite his tries, Sasuke could not see over the heads of the crowd of girls who surrounded him. He had no idea where they were taking him, or what they were going to do to them when they got there. Although Sasuke tried to look calm, he was very, very worried.

They finally set him down, and he realized that he was on some sort of platform. The girls cleared (most of them anyways, several stayed next to Sasuke to stop any plans of running), but he still couldn't see much, as a spotlight was shining directly in his eyes. He heard a cheering, and when he squinted he could make out blurs of people. A crowd?

"Welcome one and all to the Konoha Beauty Pageant!" A loud voice came over the speakers. It sounded like Iruka. Sasuke listened closely.

"On this fine evening we will be having a contest to see who is the most beautiful. We have narrowed down the contestants to five of the most gorgeous. The grand winner will be crowned Miss Konoha and will get the amazing prize of…a kiss from Sasuke!!"

Sasuke's eyes widened (well, widened as much as they could with the light in his eyes). No one had asked him about this! He would escape before this pageant was over if he had any say in it. There was no way he was kissing any of those obsessed fan girls.

"Only the overall winner can claim that prize though, and to do that they must score higher than the rest on four categories. The categories are as follows: Swimsuit, Evening Gown, Interview, and Talent. Our judges for tonight are Gaara, Neji, and Kakashi! Now, who would like to meet the girls?"

Clapping, whistles, and shouts came from the audience.

"Haruno Sakura," Sakura walked out with an I'm-so-beautiful smile on her face. Sasuke inwardly groaned.

"Yamanaka Ino," Ino strode out with an I'm-better-than-Forehead looks. Sasuke cursed. Were all of the contestants his fan girls?!

"Tenten," (A/N I have NO idea what her last name is…) She sauntered out as if she didn't have a care in the world, while still looking pretty. Sasuke raised an eyebrow. Was Tenten a fan too?

"Hyuga Hinata," Hinata stepped out shyly and self-consciously, but that only makes her look cute to most of the crowd. This completely baffled Sasuke. He thought that Hinata had a crush on Naruto, not him.

"And last but not least, Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto walked out giving his foxy grin. Half the crowd cheered louder and half shouted things such as "What the heck?!". Sasuke's eyes were practically bulging out of his head. Naruto? Naruto liked him? Naruto turned from the crowd and stuck his tongue out at Sasuke before waving to the crowd.

This was going to be interesting.

Owari for now!

Ok, I just checked and it seems that I was not the only one with this beauty pageant idea. Well, sorry to those people, but this is my own. I had no idea that others had done this until after it was already written. Anyways, R&R and I'll come out with the next chapter soon!