A guide to Yu-Gi-Oh Sues.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the Sue's used in this fic.

A/N: Okay, so I'm getting, tired, really tired, of Sue's in this fandom, and fandoms in general! So who knows, maybe some Suethor will read this and get a clue? Flame if you must, I don't care either way.

The first thing you should know about Sues; is that they always, and I mean ALWAYS, make a grand appearance. This could be anywhere from being attacked by a group of muggers, demons, zombies, whatever; to running from some terrible past, ie, abusive parents, evil forces, controlling family, whatever the Suethor can come up with. They burst into situations either by magically saving the canon from some unstoppable force; or by being attacked by an unstoppable force, thus needing the canon to save them.

Paper balls flew through the air as a class of Japanese teenagers shireaked and giggled; a man, most likely the teacher; was screaming and waving his arms around in a bad impression of a choking seagull. Just then, halfway between a paper airplane with the words 'GeekPatrol' scrawled on it, and a flying paper ball impaling said squawking teacher in the head, the door thrust open, and a loud "AHEM" echoed throughout the room.

"Class-" A man dressed in a suite with a stern expression adorning his face interrupted. The class, including the Yu Gi Oh Co, all stopped any act violating term 334.4758575 7B in the students hand book, and turned to face the man that could only be the principal.

"Today-" he started, looking around with narrowed eyes, "We have two new students joining us."

A hush fell over the students at the announcement. Yugi, who was sitting beside Jou, leaned over, "Hey Jou, isn't this exciting!" Jou, who had been busy half sleeping, half drooling on the surface of his desk, managed a half placed mumble. "Mmm, yeah, whatever Yuge." His words ended with a snore.

Yugi rolled his eyes with a slight smile, same old Jou. Turning his attention to the front of the classroom, he observed silently as the principal ushered two girl into the room.

The second thing you should know about Sue's is that they are all, in some way, insanely beautiful. Preppy, Gothic, Childish, Mature, Mythical, they all posses some sort of other worldly beauty.

Many a jaws dropped at the two stunning creatures that entered the room. Even the teacher, who had been busy hiding his porn collection from the principal, stopped and stared, mouth agape.

Suethors, always describe their creations in explicit detail, using words like, "Corn silk blond hair that out matched the sun, and, stunning sapphire eyes that made even the real jewels look dull in comparison." If you happen to see this in a story involving an OC, beware, this is Sue-Sign.

The first girl that entered was tall; with long flowing auburn hair tinted with stands of black as dark as onyx. Her eyes were a miraculous shade of green, as deep as the oldest of forests, flecked slightly with gold the color of age old desert sands. Her face was the color of the moon, radiant and glowing with beauty; her cheeks dusted a light rose like the freshest of roses. A detailed white sun dress clung to her curvious body, A tiny red over coat completing the get-up and covering any skin exposed by the strapless dress. Around her neck hung a dainty silver chain complete with a tear drop shaped crystal. Upon her feet were a pair of tiny white ballerina flats made of the finest silk to show off the high arches of her feet.

She stepped forward with a grace that made many stare in awe, and in a tiny, shy voice, quietly stated her name.

"Um... hello- my name's Brinn, Brinn Forest. And, I-I'm from England." She said this softly, with the lingering hint of an accent.

Okay, Chapter one done. We meet the second sue example next.