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Just a stupid one-shot, very random , okay sorry JJ but I am kind of making fun of you here… I STILL LOVE YOU!!
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For all the people out there that wonder WTF is LOST!!
WFT is LOST?
It had been two years since the plane crash and John had finally found another hatch. This one had a working computer.
"What the hell is this LOST?" Kate asks as she's checking her e-mail. "Jack! Come look at this!"
Jack comes over and looks at a picture of the beach. It showed Jack staring jealously at Kate while she talked to Sawyer. "What the hell? Who took this?"
"I know and look what it says. 'This season of LOST was definitely a good one. The romance between Jack and Kate (Jate as some call it) was most likely ruined when Kate decided to sleep with Sawyer, whose name was revealed to be James Ford. Thought I must say that some people (they call them selves shippers) have decided that it gives Kate the opportunity to be with someone that is exactly like her (Skate as some call it). Others are angered that Juliet has officially taken Kate's place in Jack heart. Some are happy about this, (Jacket as some call it). When asked what the most tragic death of this season was JJ Abrams replied, "Defiantly Charlie, we are all going to miss that Rock and roll playing, heroine snorting life saving, baby holding hobbit. But I guess now that Daniel Faraday is here to take his place everything will be fine." Good going JJ you stuck a little Lord of the Rings humor into it. What should we expect for next season JJ? 'Well John Locke and Jack's relationship takes a wrong turn and they end up almost killing each other. Though I have to say John's idea is going to be very MOVING…you wait you have to know that Jacob wants him to move the island to get that…shit I've said too much." Okaay…well JJ tell us does anyone ever get off the island? "Eventually yes, Jack, Kate, Sayid, Sun, Hurley and Aaron leave. Kate takes Aaron in as her own. Jack becomes an alcoholic, well after his failed engagement to Kate, Sun has a daughter, but too bad Jin dies, Hurley goes mental again and starts to see Charlie everywhere, and Sayid works as a hit man for Ben." Ummm JJ should you be telling me all this? "Probably not, what's your point?" Okay well more next time on GET LOST WIT LOST PEOPLE!!"
Jack stares blankly at Kate. "JOHN!!" Jack yells. John comes running into the room.
"Did you write this?" Jack asks pointing at the screen.
"No, but I saw it. And Jack might I say that I don't want to kill you. For the record."
"Jack I just realized Charlie died about a moth ago…when does-"She was cut off.
"Jack! There's a man here named Daniel Faraday! He says that he's here to rescue us!" Claire hollers.
Jack looks at Kate. "Oh my god!" She yells.
"You mean Oh my Jacob." John says.
Kate turns back to the screen and looks up LOST on Google. She reads the first thing that comes up out loud: "Lost is an Americanserial dramatelevision series that follows the lives of plane crash survivors on a mysterious tropicalisland, after a commercial passenger jet flying between Sydney, Australia and Los Angeles, United States crashes somewhere in the South Pacific. Each episode typically features a primary storyline on the island as well as a secondary storyline from another point in a character's life. The show was created by Damon Lindelof, J. J. Abrams and Jeffrey Lieber, and is filmed primarily on location in Oahu, Hawaii. The pilot episode was first broadcast on September 22, 2004 since then; three seasons have been aired, with a fourth season currently being aired. The show is produced by ABC Studios, Bad Robot Productions and Grass Skirt Productions and airs on the ABC Network in the United States. Its soundtrack is composed by Michael Giacchino. The current executive producers are Abrams, Lindelof, Bryan Burk, Jack Bender and Carlton Cuse. Because of its large ensemble cast and the cost of filming in Hawaii, the series is one of the most expensive on television.
Critically-acclaimed and a popular success, Lost garnered an average of 16 million viewers per episode on ABC during its first year. It has won numerous industry awards including the Emmy Award for Outstanding Drama Series in 2005, Best American Import at the British Academy Television Awards in 2005, the Golden Globe for Best Drama in 2006 and a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series." Jack pushes Kate out of the way and continues to read it aloud.
"Reflecting its devoted fan base, the show has become a part of American popular culture with references to the story and its elements appearing in other television shows, commercials, comic bookswebcomics, humor magazines, a video game and song lyrics. The show's fictional universe has also been explored through tie-innovels, board and video games, and alternative reality games, The Lost Experience and Find 815.In May 2007, it was announced that Lost would continue for its fourth, fifth, and sixth seasons, concluding with the 117th produced episode in May 2010. These three final seasons were planned to consist of 16 episodes each, running weekly in the spring uninterrupted by repeats, though due to the recent WGA strike season four will only be 14 episodes long, including a three-hour season finale The fourth season premiered in the United States on January 31, 2008. ABC has decided to extend the final two seasons of Lost by two hours"
"What the hell? Kate repeats over and over. She then looks around and stares at the camera "Why are you doing this to us!"
"Cut!" A mysterious voice calls out. "What are you doing?" Kate turns around.
"Who are you?" she asks the mysterious man.
"Jacob! My love!" John calls out running towards him.
"Nope I'm JJ Abrams. And John stay back." John stops.
"Can we go home now?" jack asks. "I'm ready to fail marrying Kate and then become a drunk."
"Sure why not….ROLLING CAMERA!"
"Come on Kate lets go get Hurley, Sayid, Sun and steal Aaron from Claire and leave this hell hole."
"Wait we need to kill Jin first." Kate says.
XXX May 22 2010- The LOST Grand Finale
"What the hell! I didn't want to go back to the island! You suck JJ!" Kate yells looking at the camera.
A different man shows up. "I'm not JJ I killed him a few episodes ago, and for the record I only brought you seven here because my husband asked me too."
John comes around the corner in kinky underwear "Jacob sweet heart ready to make sweet, sweet lo-"
"This program has been interrupted due to the fact that all the cast members have died at the sight of John in his underwear."
LOST!
And that concludes the multi-million dollar TV show that lost viewers ever episode, but gained them back near the end…I LOE YOU LSOT PLEASE DON'T END THIS WAY!!- once again sorry JJ didn't mean to hurt your feelings I was just feeling silly,