51. Even when in a life or death situation, you will have to remember your manners. Otherwise you will be scolded at dinner.
52. If you fall off a cliff, someone will be there to pull you up, because (refer to #12) you are invincible.
53. The person at the top of your suspect list is the person who is the most innocent.
54. When solving a case with a group of friends one or more of you will be kidnapped, being the only amateur detective on the case exempts you from kidnapping. Unless your boyfriend or other amateur detectives are working on the case with you then expect to be one of the kidnapped.
55. Even though you are in a seemingly committed relationship that does not exempt you from experiencing some sort of romance.
56. If you are female always expect a male to save you from a "life or death" situation.
57. Witty comebacks are always welcome distractions while facing off with an enemy.
58. Not only is it ok, but it is also perfectly acceptable for you to break and enter to search for clues.
59. You are always on the best of terms with the local police and are best friends with chief.
60. If you are solving a crime outside your hometown the police hate you, but you will eventually win them over with your awesome detective skills.
61. As an amateur detective you will have friends all over the world, and if they don't know you personally, they know your father.
62. If you are on a date with your boyfriend/girlfriend, your date will always be interrupted.
63. Every vacation you take you will run into someone that needs your help. If you really wanted a vacation then you will interact with nobody outside your group.
64. While on vacation you or someone in your group will be hit on and that person will get you involved in a case.
65. Despite the many blows to the head you will receive, no need to go to the Dr., remember (refer to #12) you are invincible.
66. If the bad guys always know what you are up to, then your room is bugged.
67. If your room is not bugged then one of your new friends is one of the bad guys.
68. Despite the fact that you are only 18 years of age it is really easy to rent a car and get it in any make you want.
69. Even though you solve hundreds of crimes all over the world you never have to go to a single trial or have to do interviews with the press.
70. Secret passages that have been closed up for years never have to be aired out before traveling down them.
71. If your Aunt buys you belt buckles at a rummage sale, they're a clue. Especially if they're big, over-the-top silver ones.
72. It will always be school vacation or summer when there is a mystery to solve.
73. If your father is a private detective, you can get away with never going to school without being suspended or expelled.
74. Listen to your Aunt.
75. If you are traveling and have a mystery to solve somewhere, and meet a girl, it is probably Nancy Drew.
76. It is perfectly reasonable for 17 and 18 year olds to be familiar with all sorts of crime-busting tools and explosives although they never carry guns.
77. If you and your father are working two different cases at the same time, it will end up being the same one.
78. Your friends will always be there when you need them.
If you and your siblings stick together, you can do anything.
79. You will always have money even though nobody ever pays you for your detective work.
80. If there's a hired hand around, she/he did it.
81. Bad guys always miss you (#12), but always seem to hit the tires of your car.
82. Whenever the bad guy and his henchmen are chasing you after you escape, there is always a convertible with its keys in the car.
83. The convertible almost always belongs to one of the henchmen.
84. If the convertible doesn't belong to one of the henchmen, then it belongs to someone important.
85. Even if you can't drive go ahead and take it.
86. If you can drive the car will not start.
87. Or, it may not want to stop!
88. You can leap out of the door of a speeding car, roll over and stand up, ready to go into hiding because (see #12) you are invincible, remember?
89. Closets will hide you from police officers that are searching the building.
90. Your brother works out every morning and you stay in shape only by playing the occasional football game? You are so totally more athletic than him!
91. Everything is always locked.
92. Breaking and entering isn't illegal when you're an amateur detective.
93. Make it a rule NEVER to go into a mine shaft - even if it's in good working order it will ALWAYS collapse on your head, trapping you and killing the bad guys. You will not be hurt badly, but it will be a while before you are rescued.
94. However, old, dilapidated mine carts will always be in working condition and will lead you straight out of the mine.
95. If you fall off a cliff, don't worry - there is always a tiny tree to grab in the rocky slope. But your friends had better hurry to pull you up since it's giving way inch by inch.
96. If it's a mysterious package, it's a bomb.
97. However, you always know how to defuse it. Even the newest models.
98. Every building on the planet has a secret passageway.
99. If you see a cave while picnicking in the woods, it's probably the bad guy's hideout. Or it leads to it. Or they're storing something in it. …. Basically, it's important!
100. Hold your breath as someone is tying you up and then relax when they are done. All the ropes will fall off.
A lot of people helped with this section! Thank you!
Credits:
51. MissMe113
52-70. Jabba1
72-79, also 100. franknjoe
80. Skywalker05
82-87. Paul!
91. Arglefrumph on youtube. His vids are hilarious; you should check them out!
93 and 95. KCS