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Matchmaker Xellos

Chapter 2-Matchmaking Time

Xellos chuckled knowing this would be so much fun. He did as he told Lina he would do. Déjà vu here, didn't he just do this a moment ago? Didn't he just do what he told Zel he was going to do? And now he is doing just what he told Lina he was going to do, this was just too complicated, but one thing was for sure. He was being a good little Mazoku today.

He shook his thoughts of that off, he had to focus. He was going to take away Lina-san's boredom. He told Zel…wait what did he tell Zel? All that Xellos remembered was that they had tried to come up with a plan, key word here: tried, but sadly they couldn't come up with anything. Thought it was for lack of trying, they spent like an hour or two trying to come up with something, yet they yielded no results.

So he had to come up with what they had to do himself. It wasn't really that hard though, the only question is what was to do. He had the main ideas, but…how to make it come together he had no idea. Of course just like before he got a great idea. And again this is where I have to point that the thing about Mazoku or Xellos—mainly—getting a great idea, or an idea in general is bad, and I mean REALLY BAD, the bad that says THE WORLD IS GOING TO END…that bad.

His plan was to get some of his minions…wait they didn't like being called minions anymore and the stupid dumbasses went to the union about it. Which surprised both him and his Master because they didn't know unions existed for Mazoku…surly they would have heard about them? And to add to that they were Mazoku for fucks sake, Mazoku didn't have unions, which was so unlike a Mazoku…being in love, just wrong and unnatural.

Anyway to correct himself he used underlings…damn that was on the list of what they can't be called. What wasn't on the list? Servant or was it on there too? Was it the only one that wasn't?

He sighed. He summoned who ever they were and told them to kidnap Gourry while he distracted Lina-san…a few minutes later screaming was heard and just like that Gourry had been kidnapped. Lina was actually debating over whether to be happy or to be furious; it was a tough call too.

Xellos laughed on the inside and it seemed in the end Lina decided to not be furious but be a little mad and annoyed and go after him. She was intended to kick his ass too, not only the ones who kidnapped him.

Xellos quickly left where Lina was and teleported to where Zel was and took him back to where Gourry was being kept and only told him that Gourry was kidnapped and Lina needed his help.

They ended up rescuing the poor jellyfish brain dumbass, but in the end Lina blew up a big piece of land around where he was being held prisoner, and ended up killing Xellos'…whatever they were.

When everything was over and done with Xellos noted that they seemed closer but not close enough. It seemed that whatever happened inside of that kidnapping/hostage/thing place brought them closer but not enough.

Sigh…he had to do even more then he had already had done, this was just getting so troublesome. He started thinking about what to do when Lina hit him on the head.

"Ow, Ow, Ow Lina-san what was that for? I don't think I have done anything…today to warrant such abuse. Though," he said with a smirk. "I do like it, can we continue where we left off before I left you earlier today?" Though he did give her a little sexy grin and dodged the other attack she threw at him.

Lina was blushing, but glared at him and it was fading. "You fool you were ignoring me! Anyway tell me how did Zel seem to know to come and help me rescue that dumbass called jellyfish brains? And where did he come from? How did he get here so fast? What the hell did you do Xellos? No, the question is what the hell are you doing?"

Xellos for once in all of his VERY LONG life—which Gourry had once pointed it out to him…them all once, he tried to forget that incident—and just lost his patience, he opened his eyes fully and glared at Lina. Who was being smart and jumped back and hid behind Zel. Zel wasn't shaking on the outside but inside he sure as hell was doing more the shaking.

"Lina-san my patience with you on this subject has run thin. You claim you are so smart yet you are ignoring stuff that is right in front of you! How long have you known me? Do I tell you what I am doing? You two," pointing to Zel and Lina both, "love each other yet do nothing about it."

He turned to Zel around and pushed him on Lina and left, his job was done. He heard Gourry scream, and let me tell you how…girly it sounded. It was very unmanly. He as a mercenary for goodness sakes, he shouldn't sound like a girl.

Xellos didn't want or need to see Zel kiss Lina. Well, even though he was the one who made them do it in the first place so…now that he thought about what he did; he was kind of worried for Lina since Zel weighs a ton…oh well let them deal with it. He had done enough!

The point wasn't that he didn't want to see them kiss—he really honest to God, didn't want to see that—the point was he had had enough of all this love shit, it was way too complicated. He was a Mazoku for crying out loud. Why the hell was he doing God stuff and matchmaking people?

He gasped and shook his head; he was still a little upset. He laughed and calmed down till he was calm again. He had to think again why was he going through all of this again, being a matchmaker and all. He thought for a moment and remembered. Oh yeah, it was because he was bored beyond belief, that was way…

He thought about it now, he was bored as hell…again. Since that little entertainment was gone, he was bored yet again. Maybe since it took his boredom off before…wouldn't it take it off again?

Now that he knew what he was going to do, the only question was who was he going to matchmake?

He thought of that priestess who was with the gang, not much but a little. She was there during the battle with Hellmaster Phibrizzo. He also knew that she was the only who was in love with the jellyfish brains, how she was no one would ever know—or wanted to know—but the jellyfish brains was stupid and would need that extra little push just like Lina and Zel did…knowing him it would have to be a big giant push.

Xellos rubbed his hands together again…he had a new plan.

THE END

LOOK FOR MATCHMAKER XELLOS AT IT AGAIN! The sequel to MMX!

10/18/08-I have good news! The series is Complete! Well...on paper I still need to type them up! There are 4 stories in this series. MMX at it again; MMX...again?; MMX for the last time. 4 stories in total, only 3 left to go. I have decided to put these up in between my other ones, like once I finish a story, this comes up, both chapters together.

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