K. This story is dedicated to ltlbabeangel!

Disclaimer: I ate my witty remark so...I DON'T OWN POKEMON!

"Meow mrrow? (Are you sure this is a good idea?)" Meowth warily peeked out of the bushes at a teenage girl with blazing orange hair trying to kill Ash.

"Positive." Siri peered through her binoculars.

"Merow? (Really?)" She gave her a skeptic look.

"Ahh…no." Siri admitted.

"Mew row meowrr?!(How could you possibly think those two are in love?!)"

"I don't really. I'm just bored." Siri picked up one of her Pokeballs and tossed it into the air. "Skorupi, I need you to use Cross Poison on that girl over there." Siri motioned to the redhead. Skorupi turned to Meowth.

"Skorupi skor? (Another scheme?)"

"Meow mwow. (Unfortunately, yes.)" Meowth rolled her eyes and sat up in the bushes as Siri released another Pokemon.

"Shinx? Could you help Skorupi by using Spark?" Siri asked with fake innocence.

"Shi Shinx! (Of course!)" Shinx followed Skorupi out of the bushes. Meowth cringed when a shriek exploded from the redhead. Siri smirked and a proud looking Shinx and Skorupi came into view.

"Skor rupi? (Are you happy now?)" Skorupi demanded.

"Yep. Ooh! Look, My plan's working!" Siri whispered and peeked her head through the bushes. Ash was comforting a very ticked redhead.

"It's okay Misty." He said. Misty looked up at him.

"Now you see why I like Water Pokemon." She replied, getting to her feet.

"Other Pokemon aren't that bad." Ash protested. "They just don't like you I guess." Misty glared at him.

"So where's your girlfriend, Ash?" She spat.

"What?"

"That blue haired girl."

"Oh, Dawn? She's not my girlfriend."

"Really?"

"Yep she's with Paul now. Something happened to him and Dawn saved him."

"Hmm…"

"Why do you care?" Ash asked slyly.

"Umm…'cause I uh, um…" Misty blushed deeply and Ash sniggered. "Ash Ketchum, why are you laughing?!" She demanded.

"You're jealous."

"Wh-what?! I-I am not."

"Just admit it."

"No. You have nothing against me. I'm still holding you to something though." Misty grinned evilly.

"Nuh uh."

"Yes. You still owe me a bike." Misty poked him in the chest.

"Oh. Yeah."

"Speaking of my bike, where's Pikachu?"

"Napping."

"Ah." Misty was about to walk away when Ash spun her around and kissed her. Misty closed her eyes half way and kissed him back.

Siri watched the whole thing. She smirked again. "Am I good or what?" She boasted. Meowth and Skorupi exchanged glances.

"Meow/Skor. (No.)" They said simultaneously. Siri huffed and turned away, her midnight hair whacking Meowth in the face.

"Mrrow! (Watch it!)" She snapped.

"Oh, I'm sorry." Siri apologized, her voice dripping in sarcasm. Meowth glared at her. "Everyone return." Siri held up two Pokeballs and Shinx and Skorupi disappeared into them.

"Mew Meowth mrr? (Can we go now?)" Meowth urged impatiently.

"Ok. Ok. You know…those two coordinator's on T.V., May and Drew, look absolutely adorable together!"

"Meow rrow. (Not again.)" Meowth groaned. Siri smirked once more.

"Yup. Let's go!" Siri stood up and started down the road with Meowth following reluctantly in tow.

"Merrrow meow mew. (You need to get a new hobby…)"

"Too bad!" Siri snapped as the two partners disappeared over the horizon.