Fight of the Ed

Chapter 1

The Ed gang walked towards Peach Creek High School. The members were Ed, Edd, Eddy, and May. May was a new member, and had just started dating Edd next year. Today was their first day of high school. They entered the school, and checked their homerooms on the bulletin board. They all were relieved to find they had the same homeroom. They went to homeroom, and talked while waiting for the teacher to give instructions.

"I can't believe school has finally started. Isn't it wonderful?" Edd asked his friends.

""No! I hate school Sockhead," Eddy said flatly. "I have a plan on how to get popular, get noticed, and some respect."

"Eddy, no matter what we do, we will always be dorks," Edd explained.

"I have a feeling we'll have no choice, Double D," May said.

"What's the plan, Skipper?" Ed asked.

"One, don't call me that! Two, the plan is simple. All we gatta to do is change our look. If our clothes were cooler, we'll get some respect," Eddy clarified.

"Eddy, no matter how we look on the outside, we will always be the same dorks on the inside." Edd explained.

"No we won't, Double D. We will be much cooler," Eddy insisted.

"Eddy, I do not wish to take part in this scheme of yours to get noticed. If looks really mattered, than I wouldn't be with May. I look for what's on the inside," Edd said, putting his hand on Eddy's chest. "That is what makes a person, 'cool'"

"That's my utter you're touching," Eddy growled. Edd sighed, hoping he could make it through the day without a fight with Eddy.

The Eds and May got through almost every class so far. They only had one more period of listening to the teacher make his or her introduction. They walked into science class, and sat in the front row as Edd wanted. Edd loved sitting in the front of the classroom. He always seemed to be a teacher's pet.

The teacher hid behind her desk until the tardy bell rang. She got up, and stood in front of the classroom. She had short brown hair, and a tan, business woman-like suit. She had white heeled shoes, and a pearl necklace. "Greetings, my name is Mrs. Simmons, your science teacher. I think I might know your names. I live in the Cul-De-Sac, and recognize some of you." she greeted with a small smile.

"Okay, so then what's my name?" Kevin asked, testing her.

"I believe your name is Kevin, am I right?" she asked.

"Dude…you're right…" Kevin said in shock.

"Let's see. I know Eddward is here…wait, why is there three of them?" she asked.

"I AM ED, KING OF THE SEA!" Ed announced. Everyone just gave him a blank stare.

"Which Edward are you? Dazzle or Grant?" she asked.

"DAZZLE!" Ed yelled joyously.

"What the heck is your last name?" Eddy asked Edd.

"This might be a little strange to you, Eddy, but my last name is…Simmons."

"No really Double D, what's your last name?" Eddy asked through his giggles.

"I am serious, my last name is Simmons. Strange how the teacher and I have the same last name…" Edd reassured Eddy.

"I am assuming the boy in the yellow is Edward Grant," Mrs. Simmons said.

"Yeah, that's my name," Eddy flatly said. "But call me Eddy."

"Could you please call me Double D instead of Eddward or Edd?" Edd asked.

"Why certainly Eddw…I mean Double D," Mrs. Simmons struggled to say.

"CALL ME ED, FRIEND!" Ed said with a hand towards her. His hand was smelly and dirty. She looked at it for a moment, and pulled out a glove. She put it on and shook his hand.

"Very well then, I will call you Ed."

"Where are the Kanker sisters?" She then asked, noticing only two girls in the classroom.

"I am the only one in the classroom today, ma'am. My sisters never come to class. My name is May, by the way," May said with a hand in the air.

Mrs. Simmons took the rest of the attendance, and kept a sharp eye on the front row. It could be because she heard that the Eds were nothing but trouble. It could also be because she heard that the Kankers were not too friendly either. The only student in the classroom that seemed to look nervous as she taught and kept eye on the front row, was Edd.