Hey there :3

Remember me?

Bear with me at my writing, it's been awhile. You know? It may have changed a bit.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Averting her eyes she stood and walked out of the bathroom, if she saw any more of them naked she may faint of blood loss from the nose bleed it would give her. "So if all but two of you are here, where are the other two?" Sakura asked as she stood, leaning against the wall outside the bathroom. She hoped that her Long-Lost Parents wouldn't find it necessary to send her even more serial killers.

Kisame leaned against the door frame, towel hanging low on his hips and arms crossed over his chest, "Well it's most likely that Leader-sama forgot about them" He mused out loud, "He may run a top secret terrorist organization but the truth is that without Konan by his side he'd probably lose his own head if it was attached to his neck". He chuckled lightly then turned his eyes to Sakura "You'll probably receive them soon enough".

He moved from his relaxed position in the door frame and sauntered down the hallway, intent on finding some form of alcohol in the Leaf-nin's home. Sakura tilted her head and watched him walk away, her throat going dry as she bit her lip. The towel the Shark man grabbed was almost too small for his large frame.

"Careful or you may start to drool, Princess" A voice breathed in her ear. Her face flushed as she jumped away from her position and looked back at Itachi. She chose to not dignify that with a comment and instead chose to stride down the hall and into her room. Leaning against her door as she closed it her mind began to race. What the hell was going on? First she found out she was adopted, Shizune was her aunt, her serial killer parents sent her a box full of other serial killers because they were hiding out from an more evil killer, then her friends started to act odd.

First it was the impromptu Karaoke, which she wasn't really complaining about, and then Naruto was weirder than usual. Just what was happening to the world? And why would Pein and Konan be okay with it if the note that was sent to her was read by anybody? That would potentially spell disaster for her and for the murders hiding out in her home unless….

Sakura shook her head, it was totally and completely preposterous to thing…and yet…it was the only thing that would make a lick of sense. Was it a giant secret that everybody knew but her? It was really the only plausible explanation she could think of. Unless it was a dream!

Sakura grabbed a Sebon from the dresser and stabbed herself in the arm with it.

"Fuck! Okay, so not a dream…shit" Sakura muttered to herself as she through the Sebon into her ceiling and healed her self-inflicted wound. This all meant that her first thought had been the correct one. Everybody in the entirety of the Shinobi Nation's knew who she really was and just didn't give a rat's ass. She could deal with that, but the idea that they knew that she had killers in her apartment and people knew she had the Akatsuki in her apartment just seemed like faulty planning to her.

Taking a deep breath she opened her bedroom door only to find the world's most feared criminal organization waiting in her living room like a group of expectant children. Definitely not one of her better days that was for sure.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Yes, yes I get it.

"Oh my goodness you've been gone forever and you give us basically nothing?! What the douche!?"

:/

Two words mon ami-

Writers. Block.

It's like creative bursts come through my mind and I've written about twenty different drabbles since I last posted but none of them mean shit to this story...y'know?