Prompt: Kanda gets sent towards an unknown transmission. What he sees shocks him immensely.

Originally, It was supposed to include a malfunction in Allen's translator that went along the lines of, "I want you to screw me against the wall. Right now." and poor, oblivious Kanda and Allen end up doing that. I couldn't figure out how to integrate that into the story, so it ends right there.
I would also appreciate it if Reviewers could post some ideas, or else it'll be another long hiatus again.

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There were no words to express the wonder the man had for the sky. It was endless - an expanse of liquid black with splotches for stars and a cold paper moon. Kanda Yuu, agent of the infamous company Black Order, was stargazing on this autumn night.

Of course, Kanda, unlike the average nobody, was on a mission while staring at the sky. A transmitter signal had gone off somewhere around his location, and with no agents at the Black Order's expense, he was sent.

It was no doubt that the famous agent always had his katana - called Mugen - with him. Now, sensing something in the darkness, he moved his blade a centimeter out of its sheath.

"Who's there?" he inquired not-to-gently.

Only a loud squeak from a nearby squirrel, and the disgruntled hoot of an owl was his reply.

Kanda turned around as a bright flash of light lit up the sky.

"...The hell?"

The man cursed under his breath before taking off after the light - like all Black Order personnel, he possessed exceptional endurance.

It was a large hill that stood in his way before he came upon it - a strange structure made of several splotches of light stacked precariously on top of one another.

Unsheathing Mugen before advancing down the embankment towards the strange structure, Kanda carried the blade in front of him as he made his way down.

Of course, fate likes to mess with him. Kanda stepped on a leaf on the hill - and Black Order's esteemed katana-wielding samurai slid down to the bottom of the hill on his bottom.

Fortunately, the katana-wielder did not cut himself on the way down.

Pants wet with mud and dew, Kanda gingerly got up, so as to not bruise his pride even more. No one was around, but you could never be more cautious.

"Anyone there?" Kanda inquired again, waiting for a noise from the light based object.

Only to be thrown back as a large explosion came from he depths of the said object; when the smoke cleared Kanda found himself face-to-face with a young (almost pretty, Kanda assumes) boy. Well, he looked young - the snow-white hair did throw him off for a couple of seconds.

He stared down at a pair of blue eyes - one of the orbs had a red line running downwards and vertically. It was a scar; one if the oddest ones Kanda had seen in his life.

The boy stood up gingerly, tapping something in his hand. The boy out-stretched his arm away from his body, Kanda tensed, ready for the slightest indication of danger. However, he had not been expecting a small, golf-ball sized... *thing* to launch itself off the boy's hand and into the air. Flapping its wings - which were located on its "head", it emitted a series of short beeps.

[Connection Established. Current Coordinates: 40 degrees 10' North. Continent: North America. Country: The United States of America. Region: Northeast. State: N-]

The noise was cut off by a crackle as the boy let out a yelp before a large hologram appeared out of the golf ball's ... mouth.

The person on he other side would give Kanda nightmares for the rest of his life. A large, colossally fat man was portrayed - Kanda swore he looked worse than the guy from Supersize Me!; the strange thing about the man was the top hat perched atop his head, decorated by what suspiciously looked like ladies' undergarments. The man wore dark, crazy-cuckoo glasses, and most unnerving thing about it was his plastered-on grin that covered a good half of his face.

What probably topped the cake, however, was the conversation between the two (apparent) acquaintances.

They did no speak with words like any person on Earth would. Rather, they conversed with complicated symbols in the air coupled with lilting tones of melody.

Hell, if this wasn't going on exactly at this second and moment of time, Kanda would've thought that this was one of the coolest things ever - if he were as lame as Lavi Bookman.
When the conversation had stopped, the hologram disappeared back into the golf-ball's mouth and the boy turned to look at Kanda.

He made a symbol in the air that looked suspiciously like a squiggly with a question mark on the end and hummed a tune that sounded like a replica of Jingle Bells.

"...What did you say?" the Japanese was none-to-gentle about his question.

The boy, confused, furrowed his brows (So cute! Kanda thought) and tried again; forming the same squiggly and humming the same song.

"Come again?" Kanda replied sarcastically. Honestly. If this is what he Black Order sent him out to do - to baby sit a child - they seriously doubted his patience.

Finally the boy tapped the golf-ball on the head. Immediately the thing opened its mouth and a strange circle appeared. The boy began writing symbols inside the circle quickly, humming tunes at the tempo of Flight of the Bumblebee. Kanda noted that instead of the top-down way of writing, the boy wrote *around*, the circle rotating as characters appeared on the circle.
Surprisingly, it didn't take long for the circle to be completed - give or take three minutes. Tapping the center of the circle twice, the golf-ball swallowed the hologram, chewing something in its mouth as a loud Ding! was heard.

Immediately it flew over to Kanda's face and spat out a sheet of paper like a printer would - the Japanese took the sheet, slightly disgusted that it came out of a large flying golf ball.

On it were words - English words - that Kanda was surprised to understand.

[Hello. My name is Allen Walker. It appears that I've fallen into your world, and if you could be so kind as to direct me to the necessary materials to repair the portal which will lead me home, it would be appreciated.]

What followed next was a long list of elements found on the periodic table, as well as some random items like "Mitarashi Dango" and "Dolls".

Kanda took one look at the list, eyes glancing at the cherubic face in front of him, before swinging Mugen in an arc, hilt solidly connecting with Allen's forehead.

He was in for a terrible week.