Crap…ANOTHER NEW STORY?

Well I can't help it…

The plot bunnies are haunting! DX

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I got permission from Uchiha S. to write this!

Thank you so much!

Hope you enjoy!

S.O.S

By Chibi Shino

Chapter 1

"11:00 flight to San Diego is boarding. I repeat: 11:00 flight to San Diego is boarding." The loud speaker buzzed.

"Crap!" A mother covered her child's ears as a girl with two buns atop her head let out a string of colorful language as she ran to the gate, ticket in hand. She wore a jersey that had a big '21' on the back. Circling over the number, the word 'TENTEN' shined in the light. Tenten mentally to note that wearing her shorts and cleats to an airport was not the best idea after all. Her bags rattled behind her as she ran to the gate. She showed her ticket to the attendant, who took her bags (Tenten kept the backpack on that she had on her back) and ushered her to the direction of the plane. The brown eyed girl thanked her and ran in the direction.

She just made it.

"Phew…" She let out a sigh of relief. She looked down at her ticket. "G4…" She walked down the aisles to find the G section. "Ah ha!" She yelled in triumph as she found her seat. She smiled at her luck. A window seat!

Tenten began to dig through her bag when a voice rang out, "Is this G3?"

She blinked at the sudden voice. She looked to her right to see a man with gorgeous hair and sunglasses staring down at her. She smiled. "That's what the seat says." She replied.

"Aa. So it does."The man realized. Tenten giggled at the man's obliviousness. He sat down next to her.

Tenten's curiosity overtook her. "What's your name?" She asked.

He smirked. "Neji Hyuga." He took off his sunglasses to reveal unusual pearl eyes that made it look like her had no pupils. Tenten couldn't help but wonder how he could see. "What's yours?" He asked right back.

"Tenten." She responded. He waited for a surname. "I have no surname…" Tenten said, awkwardly. "It's weird, I know. I have no idea how it happened, either." She resumed her digging through her bag. After a moment, she found her water bottle. Neji was staring at her in an odd way. Feeling awkward after a minute or so, Tenten asked, "What?"

"You look familiar…" Neji said, not breaking his gaze.

Tenten sighed. "No one can just recognize me without me telling them…" She turned to him."I'm on the Japan woman's soccer team. I play center midfield." She stated like it was an obvious fact.

Neji smirked and nodded. "Yeah. I saw you play before."

"So Mr. Spectator, what do you do for a living?" Tenten said before she took a sip of water.

"I'm a masseuse."

Tenten choked on the water and started coughing like mad. Neji looked like he was used to it. After she could breathe, she started to laugh. So much for breathing… "REALLY? A MASSEUSE?" She asked in complete disbelief.

"Yes. People say I have fingers of an angel." Neji's comment didn't do his justice. He realized after he said that that it wasn't the best thing to say. It just added to Tenten's laughter.

They've been talking so much that they never realized that they already took off. Tenten calmed herself down and looked out the window. She smiled. "I love airplanes!"

Neji smirked. "You sound like a child."

"And proud of it!" The center fielder looked down at the ocean. "Hey." Neji assumed that he was trying to get her attention. "Do you know what ocean we're flying over?"

Neji shrugged. "No idea. I'm not a geographer."

Tenten smirked. "Yeah. You're a masseuse."

Neji growled. "It's not that funny, you know." After thinking about it for a moment, he realized that it did sound a little strange. Since the conversation was taking a turn for the worst (In Neji's point of view), he decided to talk about something else. "What are you going to San Diego for?" Tenten responded by looking down at her uniform. "Right. Stupid question."

"So, Mr. Masseuse, what are you going to San Diego for? To get better massaging skills?" Tenten teased.

"A job offer."

Tenten stared at him in shock. "You mean someone wanted you to come from another country?" Neji nodded. "Wow. I guess you really are good." She admired.

"I told you so."

Tenten was about to make a witty comment back, but was cut off by the loudspeaker. "Attention passengers. Please remember the safety regulations and attach the oxygen mask to your face. And the life jackets! Don't forget with those!"

Another voice came from the background of the message. "Dobe…"

"Shut up, teme! Just because you're the pilot doesn't mean that- oh...urm…don't die everyone! BYE!"

Tenten looked out the window to see a blonde haired boy with a parachute jump out of the plane followed by a raven haired boy with odd hair. People started to scream around her, but she did her best to keep her posture. "That was the pilot and co-pilot…" She gasped. Neji was struggling with his oxygen. Tenten noticed that many other people were also struggling. She quickly helped Neji and the people around her.

"Thanks." Neji responded before putting on his life jacket, helping Tenten with hers. They held on tight to their seats as the plane fell and with a splash landed into the ocean.

"Ugh…" Tenten opened her eyes slowly only to use her arm to block the hot sun. "…where am I?" She asked to no one in particular.

"No idea." Tenten shot up at the sudden response and turned around to see Neji in a wreaked version of his clothes. He was sitting on the wing of the broken plane.

Tenten started to smile in a crazy way. Suddenly, she started to laugh a disturbing laugh. "This is a dream…" She said through chuckles. Neji could only watch as she grabbed some driftwood and hit herself with it. "See?" She said with her eyes still closed. "I'm…AWAKE!" She opened her eyes only too see Neji staring at her like she needed help.

"Tenten. This is no dream." He stated.

The soccer player's eyes widened. "WHAT?"

"I couldn't believe it either. Everyone else didn't survive. Sharks probably got them. " Neji said casually. Tenten's face molded in disgust. "It's the truth."

"So I'm on an uncharted island with a wet man with ripped clothes. I'm in one on Ino's dreams. That must be it… INO! WAKEY WAKEY!"

"Now you are just sounding ridiculous."

"No really. Ino always has some perverted type of dreams that always star a half naked wet guy." Neji jumped and looked down at his clothes, a thin blush over his cheeks. Tenten smirked. "You didn't realize it?" The masseuse nodded. Tenten walked up to him and started to pat the plane. "Do you think we'll survive?" Neji smirked confidently. "…what's with the smirk…?" Tenten asked slightly afraid.

"We still have the plane and everything inside it."

"So then we can call people for he-"

"Except the radio. That broke."

"Of COURSE…"

"We still have everyone's luggage though. Even our own."

Tenten smiled as she walked into the crashed plane. She came out with her own suitcase. "You hungry?"

"Yes." Neji replied. Tenten opened her case and took out a shiny metal bat. Neji blinked. "I thought you had actual food in there. What's the bat for? Do you actually propose we cook it?"

Tenten turned to him. "Do you think eating a monkey is considered cannibalism?" Neji blinked, found a pen in the crashed plane and began writing on a large leaf. Tenten turned to the woods to stare at on unseen object. Neji found an empty bottle and put the note in it. He threw the note into the ocean and watched it float away.

Dear Whom Ever This Reaches,

My plane crashed and I was one of the only survivors and I'm stuck on an uncharted island with a girl and her metal baseball bat. She looks hungry. And she's staring at an innocent monkey in the wrong way.

Please. Save me.

It's too late for the monkey.

END CHAPPIE.

They seem really calm as the plane crashed. Seeing thatthey were about to die, you know.

If you don't get it, Tenten's thinking about killing a monkey and eating it.

Why does she have a bat, you ask?

Simple: Cause she can.

XD

R&R please!

-Chibi Shino