Title: The Guidebook 2 Surviving High School.

Pairing (s): ItaOC, ZetsuTobi, PeinKonan, SasoDei, KakuHidan, KisaOC.

Set: AU. High School-verse.

Status: Currently Incomplete.

Summary: Corina Infra's the new girl at Rivingview High. She's been warned to stay away from the "populars", known as The Akatsuki, but, things don't always turn out the way they're supposed to. ItaOC, ZetsuTobi, PeinKonan, KisaOC, SasoDei, KakuHidan.

Author's Notes: Hello, everyone. This is very different from everything I've written so far...I hope you enjoy it. (eek!) It's all about the wonderful Akatsuki and the "new girl", or, as Tobi and i like to call her, "New Girl-san". Anways, this story will tend to to be in her POV. It changes sometimes but whenever you see an 'I' (unless i clearly mark it, like Itachi. or Pein, then its in her POV. Her name's Corina, by the way. Inner Nightmare is NOT causing me nightmares on this one, thank Kami! Anyways, i was INSPIRED to write an Akatsuki-based high school fic by reading lots of high school fics and lots of Akatsuki fics recently, so here it is.

Disclaimer: The Things I Own Are Listed Here: The Plot, The OCs. That is all. No Naruto.

Warning (s): This is rated 'T' mostly for Hidan's mouth and...well, some other people's mouths as well. There's swearing in here, so, if that's not OK with you...please leave. If it is...welcome! (lol)

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The Guidebook 2 Surviving High School

(feat. The Akatsuki)

Rule Number One:

Never, ever, ever, ever, ever make friends with total assholes.

Chapter One.

Dear Diary,

Assholes exist. They really do. I found out today…courtesy of my new high school.

I'm lugging around the thing my parents call 'The Ultimate Guidebook 4 UR Entire Life', Part Two: Teenagers/Young Adults, Chapter 26: High School. Yes. Well…the guidebook is still being written. I hope it gets published when I die.

Lol, jk.

…I'm not really sure you even understand that, but, w/e (aka whatever).

So…tomorrow is my second day of the the entire new chapter of my life I call 'Living Hell'.

I'm a junior in a brand new school…

OH, JOY!

Luv,

Corina

Can my life get any worse?

I have no idea where I'm going…

"Homeroom 1B 1B," I mutter to myself, tucking a strand of hair behind me ear, biting my lips as I try to concentrate.

"Hey, new girl," A voice says behind me. "Lost?"

I turn around to see a male with medium-long brown hair and brown eyes. His hair is tied back, and his books are half-heartedly tucked underneath his arm.

"Er…yeah," I admit nervously.

He chuckles. "I'm Idate Morino," He says.

"Corina," I say. "Corina Infra."

"Well, Corina Infra, what room are you looking for?" Idate asks.

I hand over my schedule. His face lights up. "You're in my homeroom, Corina Infra," He says. "Follow me."

Come to think of it, I do remember seeing him in my homeroom t he day before. I trot obediently after him as he points out classrooms and people.

"They're the sound gang…try to stay out of their way…hey, Zabuza, Haku…those are my friends. Zabuza's a senior, Haku's a junior like us…Morning, Kisame…Kisame's part of the infamous Akatsuki-oh, so you've heard of them," He says when I start.

"Yes," I say grimly. "I had a rather…unpleasant incident with one of them yesterday."

"Well, try to avoid unpleasant incidents with The Akatsuki in the future…ah, here we are…Good Morning, Gai-sensei!"

"YOUTHFUL IDATE IT IS SO YOUTHFULLY YOUTHFUL OF YOU TO YOUTHFULLY SHOW AROUND THE YOUTHFUL NEW STUDENT! I AM SO YOUTHFULLY PROUD OF YOUTHFUL YOU!" Gai shouts.

Sweatdrop.

"The best thing to do when it comes to handling our homeroom teacher…act like he's your best friend when you have to, and ignore him when you don't have to," Idate says, folding his arms.

"Oh. Well, thank you…"

"Want to come sit with me?" He asks. "I'm by myself…"

"Sure," I say, and we both sit in the back.

People file in, and Idate begins to point them out to me…

"That's Deidara Iwa, he's in the Akatsuki, really loud, try to stay away from him…bad things have happened to people who disrespected him…that's Tobi, the most friendly member of the Akatsuki you'll ever meet…Good Morning, Tobi!"

"MORNING IDATE-SAN!! TOBI THINKS IT IS A PLEASANT MORNING! DEIDARA-SENPAI! ISN'T TOBI RIGHT? ISN'T IT A WONDERFUL MORNING??"

"Yeah, brat, un, it's a wonderful morning, un. Just perfect, un," Deidara snaps, blond hair getting in his face.

"Tobi speaks in third person…it's annoying sometimes. Yes, Deidara always speaks that way…that's Tayuya no Sound, she's part of the Sound Gang…she's one of the few female members…likes to swear a lot…'

"Oh," I say.

"Yes. Oh."

What wonderful people my peers are.

Too soon, the bell rings and homeroom's over. I collect my bag and books and begin to walk out the door, Idate behind me.

"You have L.A. with Kakashi next…3B…he's on the top floor, right next to the library…his name is above the door," Idate says, then runs off in the opposite direction.

Great. Just great.

As I begin to climb the stairs, a loud voice calls from behind me. "NEW GIRL-SAN!! TOBI WISHES TO SPEAK TO YOU!!" And the hyper junior known as Tobi hops up the stairs and falls in step with me.

"Hello," I greet politely, a little freaked out by his loudness and…brightness…and…uniqueness….

He's wearing a MASK covering his FACE!

"Tobi's name is Tobi!" Tobi says helpfully. "What's New Girl-san's name?"

I giggle. "I'm Corina. Corina Infra."

"COOL! DEIDARA-SENPAI! NEW GIRL-SAN'S LAST NAME IS LIKE YOURS!"

"Whatever, brat, un," Deidara says, two steps below me. "I heard the first time she said it, Tobi, un."

"BUT-BUT-BUT-TOBI IS JUST TRYING TO HELP! TOBI IS TRYING TO BE A GOOD BY! IS TOBI A GOOD BOY DEIDARA-SENPAI??"

"Uh…Deidara, is it?"

"What, un?'

"Is he always this loud?" I ask.

Deidara huffs as we all reach the third floor. "Unfortunately so, yes, un."

"DEIDARA-SENPAI! IS TOBI A GOOD BOY!"

"Yes, un," Deidara snaps.

I giggle, and then stop. "Umm…which way do I go for L.A. with Kakashi?"

"TOBI KNOWS! TOBI WILL TAKE YOU THERE BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND TOBI HAS L.A. WITH KAKASHI LIKE NEW GIRL-SAN!"

"Tobi…can you do me a favor??"

"YES! WHAT CAN TOBI DO FOR YOU! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY SO HE'LL DO ANYTHING NEW GIRL-SAN WISHES!" Tobi shouts, bouncing up and down as he pulls me down the hall.

"Can you stop calling me New Girl-san and call me Corina instead??"

"OH COURSE CORINA-SAN! TOBI CAN DO THAT FOR YOU!"

"Good. Please do so."

And then Tobi totes me into the room, calling out loudly, "KAKASHI-SENSEI! TOBI SHOWED NEW GIRL CORINA-SAN HOW TO GET TO YOU CLASSROOM! IS TOBI A GOOD BOY?"

Great. There are people staring at me.

"Hmmm? Oh, yes…Corina, please come down here for a second, I wish to speak to you…"

And so I went down to the front.

"Yes Kakashi-sensei?" I ask.

"Hold on…everyone, get to work. Start writing down the vocab words on the board and pulling them apart."

"TOBI LOVES TO DO THIS, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

"Good, I'm glad, Tobi. Help your friends love it, too…"

'TOBI WILL DO THAT FOR KAKASHI-SENSEI BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

Ow. I was starting to get what Idate had said about Tobi getting annoying.

Kakashi placed his hands together and looked at me. "Corina…"

"Yes Kakashi-sensei?"

"Have you made any…friends??"

"…Not really, Kakashi-sensei."

"Well…you should. And soon."

"I'm trying, Kakashi-sensei."

"I know you are. Just…please…try…"

"Of course, Kakashi-sensei."

I want to slam your head into your desk, Kakashi-sensei. I hope that is OK, Kakashi-sensei?

Jerk.

"Well…please go sit by Hidan…HIDAN RAISE YOUR HAND!"

"What do you-"

"Watch your mouth," Kakashi warns.

"Tch. Whatever," The platinum-blond male says.

"Corina's going to sit next to you from now on," kakashi says, with a warning look.

I slowly sit next to the platinum blond male (really how did he get his hair like that?), remembering the things Idate'd said about him.

Avoid him as much as possible.

Well, that won't work.

Don't talk to him…

Maybe…

Don't get friendly.

That'll work…perhaps.

"Eh, you're kinda cute…" Hidan says to me. I ignore him, talking out paper and a pencil.

"Why won't you fuckin' talk to me…you're the first semi-cute fuckin' thing that's walked into this damn high school in fuckin' months."

"Hidan. Watch your language,' kakashi says warningly.

"Eh, whatever, Kakashi-sensei," Hidan calls out. Snickers echo around the room.

Great. I'm now being half-insulted.

What a second day at my new school.

NOT.

My finger gently tugs on a loose red strand of my hair as I look over the word parts.

Bio…biblio…mania…klepto…sym…anti…mono…poly…

"You're being fuckin' rude," Hidan says.

"I'm TRYING to work!" I snap, hazel eyes ablaze as my head whips around to stare into his purple orbs. "Will you just leave me goddamn alone?"

He blinks, unabashed. "Oooh. Feisty. I fuckin' like you A LOT.'

Sigh.

When will this guy learn?

Probably never…

I turn my attention back to my vocab words, sighing heavily.

Great. I'm stuck next to a swearing jerk…how delightful.

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: How's life away from us?

BeenDiagnosedWithInsane-Ism: Awkward. Freaky. Scary. Creepy.

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: Ah, well, im sorry, 'Rina.

BeenDiagnosedWithInsane-Ism: Not ur fault, Berri.

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: Well, is its any consolation, all of us-

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: CORINA!! IT'S HEATHER!! I MISS YOU!!

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: 'Rina, its Janna. Can we come out sometime? We miss u!

BeenDiagnosedWithInsane-Ism: Come during spring break. Now let Berri have her keyboard back…

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: Sorry 'bout tat.

BeenDiagnosedWithInsane-Ism: No prob. Gotta do some hw, talk 2 u later, OK?

YesMyHairIsNaturallyRainbow: Sure. Bye.

IMing during lunch, and not getting caught, is really hard.

Not like I care, but…

I really don't want to get in trouble during my first month of school.

"CORINA-SAN!!" Tobi yelps into my ear. I nearly drop my precious phone.

"OH! TOBI IS SORRY! WILL CORINA-SAN EVER FORGIVE HIM?"

"Yes, She can-I mean, yes, I can forgive you," I say, smacking myself for nearly talking in third person.

"Oh. Tobi is happy, then! …Corina-san?"

"Yes?"

"Can Tobi ask a question?"

'Sure."

"What were you doing when Tobi came over?" Tobi chirps.

"Oh…I was talking to my friends from my old high school."

"OH! TOBI UNDERSTANDS NOW!" Tobi says, nodding his head and bouncing on his heels.

"Well…I'm glad."

Silence.

"Corina-san, Tobi wants you to meet Tobi's friends!" Tobi says excitedly, clapping his hands together in little boy glee.

"Umm…well….'

"Please Corina-san?? Tobi promises it will be so much fun!"

'I would really love to, Tobi, but I'm busy."

Tobi's whole manner droops. "Does…Corina…san…not…want…to…hang…out…with…Tobi…"

I began to panic. "Ah-no-that's not it-I-just promised one of my teachers-I would-do something for him-that's all,' I say, waving my hands.

"Oh. Well, will Corina-san meet Tobi's friends tomorrow??" Tobi asks, cheerful again.

"I would like too, yes,' I say, smiling. "And I will, if I'm available."

"YEAH! TOBI IS HAPPY NOW!" Tobi crushes me in a tight hug.

"Tobi-can't-breath-" I gasp.

Tobi releases me. "Corina-san…"

"Yes Tobi?" I ask.

"Will you be my friend?? All my other friends can be mean sometimes…even Deidara-senpai…"

Poor boy…I thought. I smile up at the hyper-active teenage. "Sure, Tobi. I'll be friends with you."

"YEAH! CORINA-SAN IS TOBI'S NEW FRIEND! DEIDARAAAAAAAA-SENPAIIIIIIIIII! TOBI HAS A NEW FRIEND!!" Tobi dances off, screaming our new friendship to the world.

I smile slightly, and turn back to my phone and food.

Well…I haven't broken the first rule yet. Tobi's not an asshole…OK maybe he is slightly…but not on purpose…yeah…

"DEIDARA-SENPAI!" Tobi shouts, coming to a halt at the Akatsuki's lunch table. "Guess what! Guess what!"

"What, Tobi, un?' Deidara sighs exasperatedly from his spot next to his partner, Sasori Akatsuna.

"TOBI MADE A NEW FRIEND!!" Tobi shouts happily.

The whole Akatsuki table freezes. The leader of the Akatsuki, Pein, turns to look at Tobi. "Who's your new friend, Tobi?"

"IT'S NEW GIRL-SAN!" Tobi exclaims happily.

Kakuzu raises an eyebrow. "New Girl-san? Who the hell is that?"

Hidan smirks. "I think the shithead means Corina Infra…that new junior. It's her second day. She sits next to me in L.A…damn she's fuckin' hot!"

Pein gives Hidan a disapproving glance. "Hidan. Please, keep your swearing to a minium."

"Sorry, Leader, but I fuckin' can't! It's a fuckin' habit!"

Pein turns to Tobi. "Is 'New Girl-san' Corina Infra?"

Tobi nods vigoursly. "SHE'S REALLY NICE! ESPECILLAY TO TOBI! Tobi wanted her to meet all of you…but she said she was busy. 'Maybe another day', she said. TOBI CAN'T WAIT FOR HER TO MEET ALL OF YOU!"

"Pein," A voice comes from the end of the table. Itachi Uchiha…one of the hottest men in the school. "Are you sure it's wise to let Tobi have this…Corina Infra girl as a friend?"

Pein nods once. "She can't do any harm…"

"She's a fuckin' pansy,' Hidan snorts. "I doubt she's every fuckin' done a fuckin' bad thing in her whole damn life."

"Hidan, watch your language," Kisame, Itachi's best friend, says.

"Fuck you, asshole."

"You wish."

"Quit it," Pein orders.

"Pein-senpai? Can Tobi keep New Girl-san as his new friend??"

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??" A scream erupts from the other side of the cafeteria. All the Akatsuki turn to see Corina standing calmly over one of the many sluts.

"If you're going to bully/hurt/insult me, I'll do it right back," Corina says, her voice caring over the now silent cafeteria.

The slut shivers. "I'll get you back for this! Just you wait!"

Corina scoffs. "I doubt it," She says calmly. She grabs her lunch tray, phone, and bag, and head sout the cafeteria door.

Silence reigns over the whole cafeteria as people glance at one another, whispering things.

Pein smirks. "Yes, Tobi. You can keep your new friend."

"YAAAAAY TOBI CAN KEEP NEW GIRL-SAN AS HIS NEW FRIEND! Zetsu-san, what do you think of New Girl-san??" Tobi asks his partner.

Zetsu smirks. "I think she's interesting. Well, Hidan, if she's a pansy, she's one hella of a tough pansy."

Hidan scoffs. "Every single fuckin' flower has their damn moment to shine."

"It seems this one likes to shine a lot," Sasori calmly notes.

"Danna, do you think she's better then me, un??/" Deidara asks.

Sasori sighs. "No, Deidara."

"But Danna, un-"

"Brat, shut up. I like you just the way you are," Sasori snaps, blushing.

Pein smirks as his partner, Konan, smiles serenely at tobi.

"Tobi? Would you take me to meet your new friend?" She asks.

Tobi nods energetically. "C'MON, KONAN-SAN! TOBI IS SO EXCITED! NEW GIRL-SAN IS GOING TO LIKE YOU A LOT!"

"Alright. Bye Zetsu, Deidara, Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Hidan, Sasori. See you later…Pein," She smirks, flipping him off and walking after Tobi, who was running energetically towards 'New Girl-san'.

Hidan smirks. "She's got you fucking whipped, Pein."

"GO to hell,' Pein snaps, a light blush on his cheeks.

Hidan's smirk grows wider. "As you fuckin' wish…pansy leader."

Kakuzu punches Hidan's shoulder. "Stop disrespecting Pein like that," He says, frowning. "He's older then you."

Hidan smirks. "What, wanna teach me a lesson on how to fuckin' behave to my elders?"

Kakuzu frowns. "You are suck a pervert, Hidan."

"Damn straight I am."

Itachi sighs from the end of the table. "Hidan you're loud voice is bothering me. I'm trying to study."

"How can you fuckin' study at a time like this? There's a fuckin' hot new girl who's got a fuckin' secret fiery temper, Pein's got a fuckin' crush on Konan, and Tobi is fuckin' FRIENDS with the aforementioned fuckin' hot new girl!"

"Wow, Hidan,' Kisame says, grinning. "You know big words like 'aforementioned'?"

"KISAME I AM GOING TO FUCKIN' KILL YOU-" Hidan got up.

"Hidan, language!" Kakashi shouts from across the cafeteria.

Itachi, Kisame, Pein, Kakuzu, and Sasori smirk. "You got told, un. BY a teacher, un," Deidara grins.

"I'M GONNA KILL YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' BRAT PIECE OF SHIT-"

"Kakuzu," Pein calmly states while Hidan's rambling, chasing Deidara across the cafeteria, "When's Hidan first session with his counselor?"

"Today."

"Good. Make sure he goes."

"I will, Pein."

"Good."

"YOU AND YOUR FUCKIN' ART! YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOl! I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHI-"

"Deidara-senpai, why is Hidan chasing you around the cafeteria?"

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, TOBI, UNNNNNNNNNNN!"

"GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKIN'BRAT!"

"DEIDARA-SENPAIIIIIIII! HELP TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"

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Author's End Notes: Do you know how long it took to type/format this? FIVE. FREAKIN. HOURS!! Yeah, that's right! FIVE HOURS FOR ONE CHAP! gawd I'm going to be exashauted at the end of all this. Now, this is a new story, on top of my OTHER story (that one hopefully won't take as long) on top of two JOINT stories I got going on that will take FOREVER. I am just setting myself up for flaiure. -sigh- things aren't going the way they are supposed to. Anyways, if you have any questions, please leave them in your reviews-BUT I DO NOT TAKE FLAMES. So don't flame me. Wow this thing is taking for ever. Anyways...

Inner Nightmare: Review and tell her what you thought of it but we don't allow flames so don't give us one we'll give you one right back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! 'CHA!

...er OK then. Please review.

Ja ne,

LadyNightmarexSasuke