Sirius' Revenge

Sirius was sat in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place slowly sipping a cup of tea while contemplating what horrible things he could inflict on Umbridge in repayment for her torturing of Harry, his only godson.

What he really wanted to do was painfully torture her before slowly killing her but he didn't want to become a murderer or risk going back to Azkaban so he would have to settle for something a little less extreme. There was also of course the issue of him being a wanted criminal which meant that whatever he did is identity would have to be kept secret.

Sirius would have liked to ask Remus for ideas as he had always been the brains of the Marauders and would probably have some great revenge ideas. Unfortunately Remus would probably disagree with his plan on getting revenge on Umbridge because as well as been the smart one he was also the sensible one and he wouldn't think it right to be getting personal revenge on Umbridge.

Suddenly an evil grin spread over Sirius' face, he knew the perfect people to help him, a certain pair of red-headed weasley's.

Everyone was gathered in the great hall for dinner when a large owl swooped in and landed right in front of Fred and George Weasley.

Fred quickly took the letter off of the waiting owls leg and positioned the parchment so that his brother could read it at the same time.

Dear fellow pranksters,

at this both Fred and George turned to each other and grinned.

I am writing because I am in need of some assistance of the pranking type. I recently became aware that my godson has been repeatedly receiving detentions with Umbridge where he is forced to carve his own hand open.

Fred and Georges eyes widened as they read what Umbridge had Harry doing in his 'detentions'.

I would be eternally grateful if you could help me prank Umbridge and make her life a living hell as I am unable to do anything directly myself. Please reply A.S.A.P.

Snuffles

Fred quickly turned the paper over and scribbled a reply saying that of course he could rely on their help with getting revenge on Umbridge and that it would be their pleasure.

The next day Fred and George received another letter from Sirius at breakfast thanking them for their willingness to help and giving them some ideas. They had decided to start off small and gradually build up the pranks so they became more and more extreme.

The first thing they did was break into Umbridge's office and turn all of her pink things black and make her 'precious' cat plates be spiders instead. They also planted real live spiders in her desk draws and hit her chair with a sticking charm. One last thing they did before leaving was throwing in dung bombs that would automatically let off as soon as Umbridge walked through the door.

Umbridge's scream was heard all over Hogwarts as she opened her office door. She spent all day trying to reverse the damage but had no luck as everything had a charm on to stop them from being reversed and every time she tried to vanish the spiders they multiplied until her office was full up with spiders and she was forced to leave her room screaming all the while.

Sirius laughed heartily when he received the letter detailing what had happened from the Weasley twins and he settled down to plan more means of revenge ginning evilly all the time.

For two weeks Umbridge was repeatedly tortured with various pranks courtesy of the Weasley twins and Sirius. Dung bombs that followed her around, changing her robes to look like Snape's, things 'mysteriously' disappearing from her office and having house-elf's follow her around asking "would Miss Toad like some clean underwear to wear on her head?" were only a few of the things that happened to her.(the last idea had been George's and all he had to do was ask Dobby to tell all the house-elf's to call Umbridge Miss Toad and ask her embarrassing questions.)

By the end of the two weeks Umbridge was a nervous wreck and no longer gave Harry detentions as most of the pranks had occurred during that time and she was too afraid to risk it. When Sirius' heard this he was extremely happy that Harry no longer had to endure the horrible torture sessions he received from Umbridge anymore.

Fred and George continued to play minor pranks on Umbridge just to keep her on edge and prevent her from giving any detentions to Harry or anyone else.

Harry suspected that Sirius had a hand in all of the pranking that had suddenly started just days after he had told Sirius about the 'detentions' but he never said anything, secretly grateful that he had such a great godfather looking out for him. Besides it wasn't as if he didn't want Umbridge to get pranked, it was very amusing to watch her run screaming from various parts of the castle.

'Yes' Harry thought, this year is definitely looking up.

The End

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