Disclaimer: Master Chief belongs to Microsoft and everyone else belongs to Nintendo.

Master Chief was just walking through Smash Mansion waiting for something interesting to happen. He went down to the living room to take a nap. All of a sudden, 2 kids in parkas walked in and started to make a lot of noise.

"Shut the FUCK up kids, I'm trying to sleep!"

"Fuck you! Go to your room to play WoW or something gay that a SPARTAN would do!" screamed the one in the blue parka.

"Fine! But don't blame me if your sister gets eviscerated by my energy sword." With that, MC walked out to take a nap in his own room with his shiny green armor. Just to make sure those kids couldn't come in, he put trip mines all around his door and put an auto turret on standby. Good, he thought. Now those kids can try to wake me up and die or let me sleep in peace.

3 hours later…

MC awoke because he heard a scream. He disabled some trip mines to go outside his room. He saw the little blue kid crying and screaming, "Why? Why do the good die young?"

MC realized that the kid was crying over his sister and started laughing like an evil genius who killed the hero and took over the world. The kid had already thought of a plan to exact revenge on the SPARTAN. The kid looked up but the Master Chief was already in his room playing WoW with the rest of the SPARTANS. In the World of Warcraft, he had just defeated the biggest boss in the biggest instance and was about to loot the most powerful sword in the World of Warcraft, but, all of a sudden, some dickass cut the power and he got logged off.

"WHO THE FUCK JUST DID THAT??"

He ran out with his energy sword like a zealot and saw the little blue boy grinning like an idiot.

"Betcha can't catch me!" he said and ran off.

"You bet I will."

The kid jumped into the air conditioning vent and disappeared. MC deactivated his energy sword and decided to chase him on foot. He pushed Samus aside, decked Roy, and almost ran over Meta Knight.

1 hour later…

Popo was tired. He decided to sit down in an air conditioning shaft. He had had a hectic day where his sister had been killed, he had been chased like a maniac, and he hadn't been able to play WoW. His friends would be pissed. All of a sudden, he fell through a floor. He saw the green man and tried to run away. However, his feet were gone. He looked down and saw them a foot away. Then the pain hit him.

"That is what happens when you fuck with the World of Warcraft."

"Arrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!"

"Die, you little son of a bitch!"

With that, MC plunged his energy sword into the little boy and listened to his screams of agony. When they died down, he pulled out his sword, reactivated the power, and went back to playing WoW with his friends. He got his big bad sword and started killing Popo's character repeatedly.

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