"Nick, I haven't seen Kevin around all day

"Nick, I haven't seen Kevin around all day. Do you think he's all right?" Joe asked, worried.

"Oh, I'm sure he's fine. He's probably just shopping for an 'extra special outfit' to impress that girl Claudia at the party tonight," Nick replied.

"Hmm. It's strange, though usually he'll tell me."

Buzz

"New text message…" Joe pulls out his phone "from Kevin: see you at the party tonight."

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"Hey Joe, how manly is this?" Kevin says in a deep voice Joe had never heard before, as Kevin roles up the sleeves of his leather jacket revealing a skull and cross bone tattoo.

"KEVIN!"

"It's not permanent" whispers Kevin to Joe, but then loudly to the ladies surrounding he says, "What? It was nothing. Pain is the name of my game."

"Oh yeah. Here's the toughest guy I've ever met, right here! He'd never squeal at the sight of a mismatched outfit, and, of course, he doesn't cry like a girl when he sees spiders! Nah, this guy here is all..." Kevin interrupts Joe as Joe storms off laughing uncontrollably.

"Don't mind him ladies, I'm too tough for him to handle. Kids… when will they ever learn…?" Kevin replied, glaring at Joe. "Now, who wants to go for a ride on my brand new Harley motorcycle?"

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"Oh, no he didn't," whispered Nick.

"Well, apparently he did," laughs Joe.

Nick and Joe are watching from the other room. Girls swarm around him like bees clinging to there nest of honey.

"Joe, this isn't even funny."

"Leave it be, Nick, apparently it's working for him!"

"Yeah, well, I can't imagine anything good coming of this…"

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"Jane, you're first to take a ride on the wild side on the Kevinator!"

He places a helmet on her head, straps her in, and they're ready to go.

"So, where to?" he asks.

"Wherever you heart desires," she smiles.

And they're off…

On a wild romantic ride…

In the middle of the i786 highway, to show off, Kevin decides to pump up the speed.

VRMMMMM VRMMMM !!

"Now that's what I'm talking about!" shouts Jane with a smile.

Wow, Kevin said to himself, Life just doesn't get any better then this…

When all of the sudden…the vehicle goes from speeding 100mph to 0. It abruptly stops with an treacherous SCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRREAAAAAACHHHHHH!

"What's going Kevin?" Jane says in an aggravated voice through her teeth. She was trying to maintain her cool, smiling at the hot guys who passed her by.

"Ugh, uhhhh… well, I'm sure this is a situation that can easily be fixed…." Drops of sweat drench Kevin's forehead raining down like thunder.

"…..Or maybe not." Kevin drops his head to see an empty gas meter staring back at him

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"Wow, they've been gone for a while," says Joe

"Yeah, maybe I was wrong. They seem to be really hitting off their relationship strong," Nick replied.

"Yeah, I do have to say, the technique isn't half bad. I mean look at the crowd of girls waiting at the door for his return."

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He returned all right. He returned damp. Minutes after the motorcycle shut down it started to downpour. Not like a sprinkling. Like downpour…raining cats and dogs. His face was red. His hands were gritty. He had black tred marks striping his shirt.

But all that was nothing compared to Jane's moldy appearance. Her face was gray, her hair a jumbled mess of frizz. Her face damp with tears of humiliation, her dress, shredded and frazzled at the ends, and her hands dirty like a mechanic's.

"I am so NEVER chilling with you again. You're such a fricken wuss! He pushed the motorcycle for like 2 feet and he was out of breath, leaving poor, newly manicured me to do all the work! Ugh! What a disgrace! Come on girls…."

All however many-100 of them there were left the room one by one like a shotgun, shooting Kevin looks of disgust and disgrace.

"Wait.. I'm sorry… Noo!"

"Awww what happened man? Everything was working out so well!"

"Well you know what?! I blew it again! Surprise surprise…."

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The Jonas's go home. Kevin's silent all night. When they get home Joe turns on TV.

"Hey the eagles are on! Anybody want to watch with me?"

All of the sudden Kevin had a brain blast.

"That's just it!"

"You wanna watch football with me?"

"No! I wanna play football!"

"Ugh it's kinda rainy…" Joe looks out the window curelessly

"No stupid! For a team! In front of girls! I can be a jock!"

"Oh great idea! You know the neighborhood guys were setting up a game for tomorrow. Nothing special with a league or anything, but there all bringing their girlfriends… And there girlfriends' gorgeous friends!" Joe nudges Kevin suggestively.

"It's on! Now I'm gonna go to bed cause Kev needs his beauty sleep to play his absolute heart out tomorrow!"

"Nighty Kev!"

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"3-2-1 KICKOFF!"

Joe kicks the ball, it soaring in the air! Flying right in Kevin's direction! Perfect! Perfect! He's RUNNING RUNNING, faster and faster! And he catches it!!

"Go Kevin!" shouts a really hot, fashionable brunette from the sidelines.

Kevin can't help but smile back at her. Smiling at her and running simultaneously Kevin feels like he's in a dream. Everything's in slow motion. He's invincible! He's running! Running! Almost at the goal! He's being chased by 7 kids but there no match for Kevin! But then…

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Kevin opens his eyes 5 hours later in the hospital bed. All he sees are whirling colors. After a few minutes the colors come into focus and he realizes where he is

"Ahhh what happened? What happened? Where am I?" Kevin screams sitting up. Then he looks to his feat to see a whopping bright blue cast taking over his long lean leg. He feels disoriented, and once again defeated.

"Ugh, Kevin…you tripped over a stick," says Nick, stifling laugter.

"Aw, I'm such a wimp," says Kevin lying back down placing his head down into the pillow to curse himself off.

"No, no you're not!" says Nick. "You're a very special person!"

"Oh! I know just the thing to cheer you up Kevin!" shouts Joe from around the corner. He barges in with a great big grin.

"Not now, Joe" whispers Nick.

"No, really!"

"What is it Joe?"

Joe unbuttons his jean jacket to reveal a multicolored mess of a shirt. It looked like Easter egg die threw up. There were pinks piled on greens making a mushy gray. There were blurry attempts at shapes shaded in with green-ish orange.

"Ugh! You come in here when I'm in the worst mood possible to show me the world's worst possible clashing of colors fashion disaster!" Kevin was in no mood to mess around

"So much for the whole 'manly' thing," chuckles big rob under his breath, quietly to himself.

"Kevin I don't understand! You said I needed to wear pastels and look! I'm wearing a custom designed pastel tee!"

"Custom designed by Frankie?" asks Big Rob, cracking up.

"No! By meeee!"

Kevin shakes his head slowly side to side

"Joe… Joe… Joe… When will you ever learn….?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! When will you ever get a girl?"

"In 3 months! Remember!? You promised!"

"We—I mean—but—"

"You promised!"

"Oh…Why of course… and I uhhh, always stick to my promises!" Joe says with a forced smile. Then Joe looks desperately at Big Rob, who just laughed harder.

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"You know what! I think I have a plan! It's so simple nobody could ever mess it up!" Joe smiled happily.