I get these from real life and thought/prayed that I am not alone out there when I say that the really, really sad part about this, is that I am guilty of everysinglething on this list. (bows head in shame) Oh well, it's fun and I'm not gonna stop, so ;-P There are more but I need to collaborate with my friends to remember more of them!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of that legal stuff. All I own is the stupid shit me and my best friends do to each other.

You know you are obsessed with Naruto when:

On a really hot day, you say "God, it feels like I'm living in Suna!" to yourself or to some random person.

You call your best friend/rival 'dobe' or 'teme'

You call your worst enemy "That snake-bastard!"

Your favorite meal consists of ramen, ramen, and ramen!

You are convinced that every red-head you know is a homicidal maniac and must be hit many times so that they see the error of their ways.

You have accidentally on purpose called one of your friends one of the characters from Naruto.

You are constantly on the watch for new Naruto anything (aka music, manga, anime, plushies, etc.)

Your catch phrase is either "Dattebayo!" or the ever famous "Hn."

You call every pervert you know "Ero-Sennin."

You call every older lady you know (hopefully very well) "Baa-chan" then duck under the fist sent your way.

You think your best friend stole your first kiss. (A.N. I will kill you for that 'Baku!)

You grab random leaves while outside and try to split them with your "chakra."

You try to convince your parents to buy you a fox. (A.N. I'm still working on that one! ;;)

You and your best friends go around randomly doing "Nice Guy" poses both in private and in public!

You have tried at least once (and maybe even succeeded) in getting the back of your hair to look like a ducks butt.

You have put pink hair dye into your sisters/siblings/friends shampoo and then tried to blame it on someone else while dodging punches.

You have successfully randomly ambushed a friend and tied them up.

You sleep with kunai and/or shiruken under your pillow.

You own at least one type of outfit from a character from Naruto. (A.N. I own 8!! I'm not obsessed!! I swear!)

You have one or more Naruto wall scrolls on the ceiling above your bed or on the wall above the head of the bed.

Your friends call you kitsune, a character name, Naruto-nerd, or just baka when ever said topic comes up. (A.N. I usually get 'Sune or if I'm being irksome about it, baka-onna!)

You refer to menial tasks (aka school work, your friends, anything and everything….) as "troublesome."

You cry (and then try to kill or at least severely maim) when someone has stopped the recording of Naruto when it comes on the T.V.

You throw sand at someone and then say in a monotone "Desert Coffin" and pray that it actually works.

You have ever tried to give yourself the "Gaara Eyes" look and then gone out in public.

You have ever tried to give a friend the "Gaara Eyes" look and then lock them outside so the public sees them.

You or your friend buys a pug so you/they can name him Pakkun.

You swear that your friend is possessed by a demon.

Your friends swear YOU are possessed by a demon.

You step on someone's shadow hoping that it'll make them freeze.

You always yell/say "Itadakimasu!" before digging into a meal.

You have made a scroll summons for a snake/frog/slug.

You know someone who has a gambling debt.

You know someone who dresses their pig in faux pearls.

You have perfected the handseals to every/almost every jutsu know to the Naruto cast.

You stare at a friend and mimic everything they do, saying you possess the Sharingan and can't help it.

You vow to kill/severely maim a sibling.

Your parents think you need therapy, and you tell them the Kyuubi is a great therapist. After all, he knows ALL the answers, the damn fox.

You've fought with your best friend and you both end up with broken bones and a trip to the hospital with a pissed off karate instructor and even more pissed off parents on the way.

You have become good at the art of puppetry.

You place ice cubes in a circle around a friend and throw toothpicks at them until they get pissed enough to jump at you. You then proceed to congratulate them and say that they have achieved the first stage of the Sharingan.

You have helped your best friend shave off your other best friends eyebrows while he/she slept and then write the kanji for love above his/her left eye.

You have had to run while laughing maniacally from said eyebrowless friend as they begin to throw punches that would rival Tsunade's.

You have managed to run more than six steps up a tree with your "chakra infused feet" without falling on your ass for the zillionth time.

You know someone that has "added to the art of the city" by "decorating" the side of a building. (A.N. Her words, not mine.)

You and your best friends play paintball but call out attack names before shooting each other. (aka Chidori, Rasengan, etc.)

You wished like hell you had Naruto's healing ability after said paintball fight.

You have successfully mastered the "Uchiha Death Glare."

You accidentally called your father "Hokage-sama."

You use Kakashi's lines whenever you are late. (aka I got lost on the Road of Life.)

Your best friend immediately calls you a liar after said Kakashi line.

You or someone you know is constantly being smacked upside the head and being called "Naruto no baka!" for saying and/or doing something extremely stupid.

You have ever tried to walk on water.

You and your best friends get a kick out of walking around in public with Kiba or Kankuro face paint on and laugh as people stare at you like you're crazy.

You are guilty of more than three things on this list!