AN: Sorry it took so long guys. Breaking Dawn destroyed my soul... Still has, and I just couldn't bring myself to wright anything. I've tried again sorry if it isn't as good as the others.
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1. Insult her beauty.
2. Tell her how un-masculine you find Emmett to be.
3. Make fun of her 'blond' moments.
4. Use her 'Car and Driver' magazines to make your school project.
5. Tell her the real reason Edward didn't choose her.
6. Tell her about Mike's secret crush.
7. Blackmail her.
8. Put blue hair dye in her shampoo.
9. Stink bomb her closet.
10. Put a mob hit on her.
11. Play keep away with her mascara.
12. Call her 'You Highness' after every sentence.
13. Tell her she's in serious need of some beauty sleep.
14. Scratch her car.
15. Tell her your going with a different mechanic.
16. Interrupt her and Emmett's 'happy hour.'
17. Call her a Barbie wannabe.
18. Compare her looks to Bella's.
19. Keep a score chart.
20. Tell her she smells bad.
21. Enter her in a 'Yo Momma' contest.
22. Limit her diet to the smaller more 'dietary' animals.
23. Ask her if she ever stops PMSign.
24. Ask her if she failed the dumb test.
25. Wonder out loud how she made it through collage.
26. Have her degrees tested for forgery.
27. Break all her mirrors.
28. Fill her car with melted cheese.
29. Ask her what her comfort foods are and tell her ice-cream is so much better.
30. Throw a huge party and have everybody look offended when she shows up.
31. Check her invitation for forgery.
32. Rub werewolf sent on all her favorite clothes.
33. Make Bella sleep in her room.
34. Steal Emmett from her.
35. Cover her and her room in rotten paintballs.
36. Wolf whistle.
37. At Bella.
38. Tell her convertibles are going out of style.
39. Dye all her clothes orange.
40. Cover her room in squirrels.
41. Tie her down and make her watch 'Mean Girls.
42. Call her a psycho bitch.
43. Get her a manners teacher.
44. Pay no attention to her.
45. Giver coal at Christmas.
46. One word, Sharpie.
47. Bring out the old sixties picture album.
48. Pour glitter on her and call her Tinkerbell for the rest of the day.
49. Tell her she should try the Goth look. Dye her clothes black and red then rip them.
50. Sign her up for the Chess club.
51. Tell her she's fat (From: .girl.1901)
She stood in the doorway dripping and reeking. Lightning flashed in the background and somewhere a baby cried. Her torn 'Goth' clothes hung off her in waves of terror. The snarls that ripped through her clenched teeth made the hair on the back of my neck rise. Edward was slowly inching towards the door while Jasper eyed the stairway. Another snarl stopped them in their tracks.
"So, you thought that was funny did you? DID YOU!?" Her eyes went wild and she started to laugh maniacally. Her Sharpied face caught the light of a lamp and the comical mustache suddenly looked much more sinister. I wondered if I should tell Edward how much I loved him, this might be my last chance.
She slowly started advancing into the room. Her fingers curled into claws, and her teeth were set in a grimace of pure hate. Her eyes darted from face to face searching for her fist victim before settling on Alice, still hidden under the table.
Her grim grin widened for a split second before her teeth parted in a shriek that burst the glass coffee table.
We all ran for it. Alice could fend for herself. we needed to flee the country NOW. I felt Edward cold hand lift me off the ground into the Volvo then we were off. I didn't care one bit about the speed limit I just was just glad we were still alive. Maybe we had gone a little too far this time.