Disclaimer: ((screams at the top of its lungs)) I DO NOT OWN ONE PIECE!!

Zoro entered the kitchen, Canji following right after. Usopp was kind enough to make enough chairs for everybody, just that it didn't fit around the table. Most of the cooks were cramming around the kitchen counter, shouts and screams were exploding at each other. Nami, who was sick of the screams, had her head down on the dining table an effort to drone out the noise. She mumbled to herself time to time along the lines of, 'this was a stupid idea.'

The only Sanji that wasn't working with the others was Danji who was sitting comfortably in Usopp's homemade chairs; reading one of Robin's books. He was the quiet one, he rarely talked and joined the fights. Danji didn't look like he was interested in love except when he sometimes lift his head out of the book and smile when he steals a glance of Zoro. Because of his personality, he was one of the few who looked good in suit. He had almost the same hair style as Sanji except the back of his hair curved slightly outwards.

Amazingly, Canji was one of the fighters. He just had a hard time facing Zoro.

Zoro also sat on Usopp's chair and scooted next to Danji. "Good morning Danji...what are you reading?"

"Death on the Nile" his voice was almost a whisper, "It's really interesting...do you want me to read it to you?"

"It's a good book." Robin giggled, quite happy now that she has a book friend.

"Hey" A raspy voice behind him sent shivers down Zoro's spine. "I saw you teasing Canji outside. Do you want me to punish you again?" The man was also wearing a nice suit but his collared shirt was red with black stripes. His hair and bangs was the longest out of the others and ironically the shiniest. It matched his personalitly very well; the perverted sadist. Sexually torturing Zoro was one of Ganji's greatest pleasures.

"I wasn't teasing him, there was a bug in his hair and I took it out, that's all."

"Really? It didn't look like that from down here."

"Oh stop it Ganji! He didn't mean it!" Anji slapped Ganji on the back and laughed. "Here you go Robin-chan and Zoro; breakfast!" The cook grinned and placed the plates on the dish.

Anji, in the simplest terms possible, was the positive one. He was like another Luffy except more mature. The cook grinned, "Do you like it? I made the eggs!"

Robin smiled, "It's good Cook-san." Anji's smile grew at the compliment.

Zoro chowed down his plate and quickly dismissed the room. Anji sighed, his cigarette smoke forming into a heart, "He's so cool."

Sanji barked, "Anji, I don't care if you take the others, but if you take Nami-san, Robin-chwan, or Zoro, I will kick you."

"That's not fair, what we have left are the inexperienced ones!" Banji yelled back, cleaning the dishes that were used.

"You should give us a chance to taste him!" Ganji also yelled so his voice could be heard.

"You taste him all the time bastard!" Eanji spat, "One of these days, you'll really hurt Zoro!"

"Oh, I would love to see that!"

"He does taste really good with cream" Saliva was dripping down Fanji's lips.

"Perv, shut up!"

"Zoro in cream!?" Canji's face flushed again seeing the mental image.

"Does kissing in the lips count as tasting?" Danji asked calmly, his voice easily erased from the screams.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING WHILE I'M GONE!?" Sanji gave the deadliest glare to the seven.

"OH MY GOD!! SHUT UP!" Nami screamed.

This is their nice morning.

I kinda' feel very sorry for Nami. Poor Nami.