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Sunday, August 14

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10:00 am

Dave will be in Igloo-a-go-go Land right now. Frolicking amongst Eskimos and beavers. And moose's. Maybe he will meet a Moose, named Mary-Anne, who only says "Eh?" That would be tragic.

Two minutes later

Angus and Gordy have joined me. Gordy is right beside my head, licking his bumoley! Erlack!!

In the Kitchen

12:15 pm

I came down stairs and THERE WAS ACTUALLY A BIT OF LUNCH SET UP FOR ME!! Am I in the right house?

Mutti made me a sandwich with the crusts cut off! Hurrah!

12:20 pm

Things are getting suspicious. She has cut up some apple for me. I hope she isn't running away with a man named Armistead. Unless he is rich. And they take me of course.

Outside

1:30 pm

I was casually sitting outside on the way, when Emma walked by. Her eyes were all red and puffy. When she saw me, she tried to smile, but she continued sobbing like Sally Sobber.

I wondered what on earth she was sobbing about. So I said, "Emma, what on earth are you sobbing about?"

After about seven zillion years of sniffling, she said, "I miss Dave."

Oh toot in a biscuit! I forgot she was his PROPER girlfriend.

I said, "Oh, well, he'll come back for visits, and you can ring him up, and maybe you can go and visit him." Wow. I am so vair wise.

She sniffled some more, "What if he meets someone new?"

I told her all Igloo-a-go-go Land has is beavers, moose's, snow and Eskimos. There are no people there, except for Dave's father.

She than said, "What mark did you get in Geoggers?"

I told her that was irrelevant; because it is a known fact the Canada only has beavers, moose's, snow and Eskimos.

3:00 pm

Ace Gang meeting in half an hour at Ro-Ro's. It better not have anything to do with her wedding in a thousand years time.

Back home
5:00 pm

The meeting DID regard her wedding. I sort of ignorez-voused the whole thing, as I had more important thing-a-ma-gigs on my mind. Like what Dave was up to. And how many beavers has he seen.

Finally, I had a minute to speak (Actually, Ellen started rambling on about Declan and whether or not he "erm, is her, uhm, proper, y'know, uhm, boyfriend-type thing, uhhh.." so I cut her off) I said "Mutti and Vati bought me a ticket to Pizza-a-go-go Land"

They were all quite literally shocked. Jas stopped flicking her fringe, and looked at me, with an open mouth. "Really?! When are you going?!"

I told them, I had told Mutti to return the ticket as I no longer wanted to go. They stared. Like staring things.

Mabs said, "Why?! Masimo is so fit! You'd be all aloney with him!"

I girded my loins, and told them. "I am not going because I no longer lurve Masimo."

They all looked shocked. Honestly, you'd think that they thought I was obsessed with him.

I continued on, "Because I lurve Dave the Laugh. And that is le fact!"

Jools smiled a bit scarily. And Mabs said, "It's about time!"

I was confused so I said, "What d'you mean?!"

Mabs picked up Rosie's faux-beard off the floor and stuck it on herself. "Well, you see, Dave doesn't mind that you are mad as a hatter. He also quite enjoys your large conk, and your voluptuous nungas. In essence, he is the perfect bloke for you."

Jools added, "And he's also well fit,"

Than, came in Ellen, "Erm, yeah. I mean, uh, you two, are, uhm, you know, like, erm, good for each other, because, well, I reckon, uhm, you're both, you know, quite a, like, you know, like a laugh. Right?"

"Typical you, though" Jas said, "Realizing you actually do lurve him, right before he leaves for Canada. You always want what you know you won't get, Gee."

I gave her the evils.

7:45 pm

The phone rang, so I naturally had to answer. "Oh, you two just stay where you are. I'll get the telephone, don't even worry about my broken heart." Than I remembered Mutti and Vati had gone out.

I picked up the phone, "Centre for the broken-hearted, how may I help you?"

"Ay, what colour knickers have you got on?"

OHHHHHHHH JOY ABOUND! DAVE THE LAUGH WAS CALLING MEEEEEEEE!

"Dave! How are things? Have you met Mary-Anne the moose? Are you wearing a parka to protect yourself from the bitter cold?"

He laughed. Oh, How I miss him! "Actually, Sex Kitty, it's vair sunny and warm here. I'm sitting outside in the yard, working on my tan. And, no. I have yet to meet any moose's."

I laughed, and told him about Emma's puffy eyes, and her sobbing like Sally Sobber. He felt quite bad about that. He than asked how I was, and if I missed him a lot.

I said, "Well, yes. I miss you to the stars and back."

And he said, "I wish I could snog you right now."

Cheeky minx!

He than said he had to go, but for me to call him whenever I get lonely.

"I love you, Sex Kitty. You know, I do."

And, I, very intelligently, said "Yes, well, I, erm, love you, too, type thingy."

He laughed, in a very Dave the Laugh type way, and we hung up.

MOBILES GIVE YOU CANCER: I've decided that this IS the last chapter. I am going to start on a new fanfic, that is set after Stop in the name of pants! so add me to your author alert list. Thank you vair much for reading&reviewing this fanfic, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it! I'm going to start my new one today, and hopefully have the first two chapters up by this evening. Thanks guys!! XOXOXOOX