50 things I will never do at Seishun Gakuen again!

Feat. St Rudolf, Rikkaidai and Hyotei.

Take Tomoka and Sakuno's advice! Number one – I will not tell Oishi he should be a woman. Crackish. Minor Fluff. Series of Drabbles & oneshots.

Experience one

Tomoka sat in awe of Oishi's incredibly motherly instincts. Oishi was never the type to push someone beyond his helping capabilities away. He broke his arm helping a woman in child labour to the nearest hospital.

Sakuno looked at her best friend. "Tomoka-chan, is something wrong?"

Tomoka ignored the fact Oishi was right next to her. "Don't you think Oishi-senpai should be a girl? He can be so maternal at times! He's like Seigaku's mother figure!"

Oishi was speechless and unsure so he walked to his red-headed doubles partner for clarification. "Eiji, do you think I'm maternal?"

Eiji smiled brightly. "Yep, nya!"

Tomoka laughed nervously as Oishi went into a case of severe depression because he was called girly. Eiji was jumping around with the very few masculine points about Oishi he could think of.

It didn't work.

I will not tell Oishi he should be a woman.